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Current issue of @theonion.com nails it again.
December 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Current issue of @theonion.com nails it again.
…and a Happy New Year!
Andrew Tate and Jake Paul losing the same weekend. Sad.
December 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
…and a Happy New Year!
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Merry Christmas, everyone.
December 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Merry Christmas, everyone.
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Excuse my language but this looks like absolute dog shit.
December 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Excuse my language but this looks like absolute dog shit.
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"We here at Bank of America remember a time when a woman couldn't get a credit card without her husband's approval. Wouldn't that be fun again?"
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
"We here at Bank of America remember a time when a woman couldn't get a credit card without her husband's approval. Wouldn't that be fun again?"
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Trump is fighting wokeness with everything he has right now
December 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Trump is fighting wokeness with everything he has right now
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Muting a Black woman to claim the vote was unanimous is so incredibly on the nose
The White House claims the vote to rename the Kennedy Center was “unanimous.” That is false. I was muted on the call and denied the opportunity to speak or register my opposition. That is not consensus. That is censorship.
December 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Muting a Black woman to claim the vote was unanimous is so incredibly on the nose
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I honestly think people got so fat on “content” that tbh forgot what art does. Because this is exactly how art works. I’m happy that people still get to see that a little bit.
December 18, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I honestly think people got so fat on “content” that tbh forgot what art does. Because this is exactly how art works. I’m happy that people still get to see that a little bit.
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Opinion | Trump’s crude remarks about Rob Reiner are unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner.
December 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Opinion | Trump’s crude remarks about Rob Reiner are unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner.
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Today is the day that Donald Trump truly became president.
December 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Today is the day that Donald Trump truly became president.
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What a horrifying weekend of news. Too much.
December 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
What a horrifying weekend of news. Too much.
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Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
December 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
One clerk working on a thirty minute queue on a Saturday afternoon at the main regional Post Office two weeks before Christmas. Thanks Obama.
December 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
One clerk working on a thirty minute queue on a Saturday afternoon at the main regional Post Office two weeks before Christmas. Thanks Obama.
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Reminder: women's hockey ☺️
December 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Reminder: women's hockey ☺️
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Being as I’m fairly sure I invented the term TTP and was definitely the first person ever to explain it to the FTC, I’m low-watt proud.
Game devs could have told Disney there's no way to stop TTP. It will happen. It will happen a lot. They will have so much rule 34.
If players can make a thing, they will make a penis. It's a universal truth.
If players can make a thing, they will make a penis. It's a universal truth.
December 12, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Being as I’m fairly sure I invented the term TTP and was definitely the first person ever to explain it to the FTC, I’m low-watt proud.
"Play Paladin today"
...If you can actually buy the damn expansion. Classic Blizzard.
...If you can actually buy the damn expansion. Classic Blizzard.
December 12, 2025 at 5:10 AM
"Play Paladin today"
...If you can actually buy the damn expansion. Classic Blizzard.
...If you can actually buy the damn expansion. Classic Blizzard.
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Sorry for using comics and art to vent and cope with the world changing around me. I will return to drawing whimsical and silly frog wizards and adventures.
December 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Sorry for using comics and art to vent and cope with the world changing around me. I will return to drawing whimsical and silly frog wizards and adventures.
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I wrote about teetotalism last year. I walked away convinced that we were in the midst of a consumer-religious wave. “Lifestyle Puritanism” is a better term for it. All conspicuous consumption of truly grotesque privilege.
Feels like the US has spent the last 5+ years on the verge of some kind of secular moral revival that keeps getting channeled into weirdo lifestyle puritanism
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
December 11, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I wrote about teetotalism last year. I walked away convinced that we were in the midst of a consumer-religious wave. “Lifestyle Puritanism” is a better term for it. All conspicuous consumption of truly grotesque privilege.