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Wolfgang Ruck @wolfgangruck.bsky.social · 3h

"Signs email 'cheers'" isn't the compliment this person thinks it is.

Megan Greenwell @greenwell.bsky.social · 16h

“Let him among you who is without a Nazi tattoo cast the first stone.” -The Bible

Only perfect candidates off the harvard law conveyor belt pls, highly disciplined, all boxes checked, well liked and humble, absolutely no spiritual connection to having a physical body except for severe IBS, volunteered at a soup kitchen in high school, signs email "cheers," etc.

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Megan Greenwell @greenwell.bsky.social · 16h

“Let him among you who is without a Nazi tattoo cast the first stone.” -The Bible

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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 4h

they’re calling it the worst lip sync performance of all time

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Wolfgang Ruck @wolfgangruck.bsky.social · 18h

Do they ask players who left the team to send a PNG of their autograph?

Wolfgang Ruck @wolfgangruck.bsky.social · 19h

I think I'm getting too bougie with my cooking cause I now refuse to use anything but shallots.

Wolfgang Ruck @wolfgangruck.bsky.social · 22h

This dude has been doing wonders on the Fighters and is a massive fan favorite.

All things equal, I'd see no reason for him to ever want to leave.

MLB Trade Rumors @mlbtraderumors.bsky.social · 22h

Franmil Reyes Signs Multi-Year Deal With NPB’s Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters

Former big leaguer Franmil Reyes has signed a multi-year contract with the Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters of Nippon Professional Baseball, according to reports out of Japan (hat tip to Yakyu Cosmopolitan). Reyes has the spent the last two seasons with the Fighters, both on one-year contracts. The club initially offered him a multi-year deal last winter…

dlvr.it

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Trill Withers @tyleriam.bsky.social · 1d

These buttons SCREAMIN on the kid

Davy Boy @averylargebear.bsky.social · 1d

The thing with Ohtani for me is that he has exactly one comp in baseball history, and it's a guy who was regarded as mythical even in his own time. And Ohtani's more talented than *that*

The freakshow of all freakshows, the Glizzy God, etc.

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Wolfgang Ruck @wolfgangruck.bsky.social · 1d

I might need to go to Mtl for a few weeks or something, man I don't wanna be in this city for this bullshit.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 1d

When you make baseball beef references to me (it’s me, I’m kids)

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 1d

Shohei is playing all rules are null and void

wingador.bsky.social @wingador.bsky.social · 1d

It seems like you've watched more than your usual 1 inning of baseball this year? Everything ok?

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 1d

You should be able to put a dollar into a machine attached to the statue and make the butt inflate temporarily

Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 1d

hey cal raleigh had the coolest fucking season, build the statue and make sure it has a giant butt

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BL52 @willeightysix.bsky.social · 1d

Something to consider

Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, right

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BL52 @willeightysix.bsky.social · 1d

a dodgers baseball player sits in the dugout

ALT: a dodgers baseball player sits in the dugout

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 1d

Dan Wilson would not have been in this position of needing to go to Munoz in the seventh had he used his eyeballs to override the groupthink pre-game plan from hell to let only George Kirby face the lineup twice when he was fucking rolling.

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 1d

I mean I think we all were? If you’re pulling Kirby that early it’s because you want Woo to go through the lineup once. then you go directly to Muñoz to face the top of the order.

He’s managing in 2014 or something.