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windu pez
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baseball players don't even want to play 27 innings within a 24 hour period anymore
How many times am I gonna have to post this
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Finally, something the US can be proud of
Donald Trump's approval rating in our tracker has fallen to -18, the lowest it has ever been (lower than any point in his first term) www.economist.com/interactive/...
RFK is definitely gonna tell people to eat those monkeys
I'm a millennial, I don't have ape money anyway. (I spent it all on highly aggressive avocado toast that is infected with hepatitis c, herpes, and Covid)
All my apes! Freed!
A truckload of rhesus monkeys from Tulane university escaped after a crash. The university warned they’re highly aggressive toward humans and infected with hepatitis C, herpes, and COVID.
Monkeys on the loose after truck overturns in Heidelberg; public urged to call 911
A truck transporting monkeys from Tulane University overturned on I-59 near Heidelberg, with several monkeys reportedly on the loose posing health risks.
www.wapt.com
Now that's a desk you can set your clock to
Sick of standing desk. I want a lying down desk.
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Take a desultory stroll towards our demise or some shit
I'm sick of hurtling man, can we like, cruise towards catastrophe for a little bit instead
This is the call I've been waiting my whole career for
The reasons to vote for Zohran just stack and stack
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A big congratulations and well done to the beautiful nation of Ireland
Bringing my doctor a complete list of every prescription drug commercial I've seen since my last checkup, to see if any of them are right for me
Lying on the floor in Plato's cave wearing those 45° angle mirror glasses to watch the shadows
(He called me boss today)
The only plenary power I recognize is the power of the bagel spot guy to decide who he calls boss
I dunno looks like that sky is being held in place pretty well
There are many many people who I'd rather see die of a long and painful battle with pancreatic cancer instead of D'Angelo
Cause of death: struck in crosswalk by a guy in his 40s on a skateboard running a red light