windu pez
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I probably was already following you on twitter, when it existed, back when it was good
Me, while comparing: hmm interesting
Me later, realizing my joy was thefted: what the fuck
Me later, realizing my joy was thefted: what the fuck
December 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Me, while comparing: hmm interesting
Me later, realizing my joy was thefted: what the fuck
Me later, realizing my joy was thefted: what the fuck
Heard someone IRL pronounce zine as "zigh-n"
December 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Heard someone IRL pronounce zine as "zigh-n"
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THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
December 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
Eating a whole bagel: just one please
Eating bagels cut in quarters at an event: I'll take 14
Eating bagels cut in quarters at an event: I'll take 14
December 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Eating a whole bagel: just one please
Eating bagels cut in quarters at an event: I'll take 14
Eating bagels cut in quarters at an event: I'll take 14
Mmm, the delicious taste of staying up too late for no goddamned reason
December 12, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Mmm, the delicious taste of staying up too late for no goddamned reason
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Breaking: Lucy holding football
BREAKING: Deal to end government shutdown in reach
Deal to end government shutdown in reach
At least 10 Senate Democrats are expected to support a key procedural motion.
www.axios.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Breaking: Lucy holding football
Whoever invented the corporate guy leather dress sneaker with white sole must be a billionaire by now
December 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Whoever invented the corporate guy leather dress sneaker with white sole must be a billionaire by now
Every time I see something about a non-UK taskmaster show in the taskmaster subreddit I'm like, "uh huh wow great job baby let's put it on the fridge" then scroll to see the actual taskmaster content.
December 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Every time I see something about a non-UK taskmaster show in the taskmaster subreddit I'm like, "uh huh wow great job baby let's put it on the fridge" then scroll to see the actual taskmaster content.
It's actually very funny to me that even people who watch bottom of the barrel pigshit reality TV shows won't watch an AI reality TV show. It's THAT bad.
December 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
It's actually very funny to me that even people who watch bottom of the barrel pigshit reality TV shows won't watch an AI reality TV show. It's THAT bad.
"When you think things are bad? That's actually the best it's gonna get for the foreseeable"
December 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
"When you think things are bad? That's actually the best it's gonna get for the foreseeable"
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For our final transition video, I really scraped the barrel for goofy transitions i hadnt made work yet. So please help us meet our goal because im out of runway here (and yeah, to build an affordable NYC too i guess)
December 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
For our final transition video, I really scraped the barrel for goofy transitions i hadnt made work yet. So please help us meet our goal because im out of runway here (and yeah, to build an affordable NYC too i guess)
Oh like you've never had 72 dead black vultures on your lawn, grow up, get real
December 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Oh like you've never had 72 dead black vultures on your lawn, grow up, get real
Thank you, dentist I used to go to a decade ago
![Screenshot of a robotext from a dentist I used to go to a decade ago when I worked in tribeca. The text is wishing me a happy birthday. The text also reveals that they have me in the system as "[insert my name here] 1"
The message says:
"Hello [REDACTED] 1, Tribeca Dental
Care wants to wish you a Happy Birthday!
Reply STOP to unsubscribe."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3poychxoz7nfj3xismssqz42/bafkreiajeeut4ghaypgb4mfl4j2rwp5th2hkxvypv5s4mtt7rplaqvlz6e@jpeg)
December 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Thank you, dentist I used to go to a decade ago
Dean Cain running and tripping over himself flailing his arms trying to get you to cast him ASAP as Jimmy Balsam the fascist dipshit who can't stop catching covid in the unauthorized knockoff of this
December 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Dean Cain running and tripping over himself flailing his arms trying to get you to cast him ASAP as Jimmy Balsam the fascist dipshit who can't stop catching covid in the unauthorized knockoff of this
The maintenance guidelines for cast iron actually apply to all dishes. Don't wash them. That's seasoning. Just coat them in grease and bake them now and then.
December 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The maintenance guidelines for cast iron actually apply to all dishes. Don't wash them. That's seasoning. Just coat them in grease and bake them now and then.
the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was going to the grocery store immediately after a full meal so he didn't buy all his little treatsies
December 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was going to the grocery store immediately after a full meal so he didn't buy all his little treatsies
show this picture to your nominally democrat/liberal boomer parents if you want to stop hearing about fucking tulsa king
Pictured (L-R): Sylvester Stallone, apparently stung by an entire beehive; Paul Stanley, revealing that the KISS makeup was load bearing; and Donald Trump, recently poisoned by the Joker
December 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
show this picture to your nominally democrat/liberal boomer parents if you want to stop hearing about fucking tulsa king
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My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
December 3, 2023 at 1:13 AM
My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Surprise! You ate beets recently.
December 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Surprise! You ate beets recently.
I spend a lot more time telling computers to shut the fuck up than I thought I would as a kid
December 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I spend a lot more time telling computers to shut the fuck up than I thought I would as a kid
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hey man, that was a funny joke... with a BIT of a dark edge to it! sure would be a shame if I were to humorlessly elucidate the gristly consequences of such a scenario, were it not in jest
October 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
hey man, that was a funny joke... with a BIT of a dark edge to it! sure would be a shame if I were to humorlessly elucidate the gristly consequences of such a scenario, were it not in jest
I don't know how your previous physician missed this, Santa, but this is not a bowl full of jelly. You have a serious, life-threatening hernia. I'm scheduling you for surgery tomorrow.
December 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I don't know how your previous physician missed this, Santa, but this is not a bowl full of jelly. You have a serious, life-threatening hernia. I'm scheduling you for surgery tomorrow.
My sleep debt got sent to collections
December 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
My sleep debt got sent to collections
Sneezing in Australian: "AAAAH-choyy"
December 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Sneezing in Australian: "AAAAH-choyy"
It's important to follow a couple completely unhinged insane people whose rantings remind you that you are not insane
December 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
It's important to follow a couple completely unhinged insane people whose rantings remind you that you are not insane