Cursed tunic. If a player equips it they incur a -2 penalty to CHA checks.

...Dot ca brow coo?

"What nuts is" smdh my head

What nuts is the only optimism that we really had back then was related to civil rights, which it turns out we were extremely wrong to be optimistic about

Humming to himself as he parks the sleigh, "I'll... be hole... for Christmas..."

It's perfectly fine, but it's like if you were in a subreddit about bread and people kept posting muffin content. That's a spinoff I'm not interested in!

"Two dead vultures with bird flu (and also 70 more dead vultures that maybe did or didn't have it)" is indeed a weird framing. I would guess that normally there are between 0 and 1 dead vultures on that school's lawn in any given decade?

Sometimes 72 black vultures just mysteriously die on the lawn it's not a big deal and definitely NOT any sort of harbinger