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Thank you, dentist I used to go to a decade ago
![Screenshot of a robotext from a dentist I used to go to a decade ago when I worked in tribeca. The text is wishing me a happy birthday. The text also reveals that they have me in the system as "[insert my name here] 1"
The message says:
"Hello [REDACTED] 1, Tribeca Dental
Care wants to wish you a Happy Birthday!
Reply STOP to unsubscribe."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3poychxoz7nfj3xismssqz42/bafkreiajeeut4ghaypgb4mfl4j2rwp5th2hkxvypv5s4mtt7rplaqvlz6e@jpeg)
December 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Thank you, dentist I used to go to a decade ago
This came to me in a dream. I know not what this portends.
December 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
This came to me in a dream. I know not what this portends.
Looking through the family photo album like
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Looking through the family photo album like
We had quite the spread this thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
We had quite the spread this thanksgiving
You may enjoy one (1) photo of my rum cake before it got glazed
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
You may enjoy one (1) photo of my rum cake before it got glazed
The one and only original
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The one and only original
Hey, you!
You're losing, you're losing, you're losing
You're losing your vitamin C
You're losing, you're losing, you're losing
You're losing your vitamin C
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Hey, you!
You're losing, you're losing, you're losing
You're losing your vitamin C
You're losing, you're losing, you're losing
You're losing your vitamin C
Perhaps not coincidentally it is also international toilet day
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Perhaps not coincidentally it is also international toilet day
Cheney dead. Zohran mayor. And 2 Million assholes promising to leave town. Really what could be better
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Cheney dead. Zohran mayor. And 2 Million assholes promising to leave town. Really what could be better
How many times am I gonna have to post this
October 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
How many times am I gonna have to post this
This is the call I've been waiting my whole career for
October 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
This is the call I've been waiting my whole career for
I love it when moderation tools exist
September 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I love it when moderation tools exist
Happy 30th birthday to Homer painting the garage
July 17, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Happy 30th birthday to Homer painting the garage
Don't be like his parents. Be like Ned.
January 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Don't be like his parents. Be like Ned.
Preparing myself for another 4+ years of democrats doing this in response to the far right fascists seizing and destroying more and more of America
January 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Preparing myself for another 4+ years of democrats doing this in response to the far right fascists seizing and destroying more and more of America
Can't tell if YouTube's algo knows me too well or not at all
January 3, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Can't tell if YouTube's algo knows me too well or not at all
If you haven't already, my favorite stuck up way to drink water is Lurisia, the Italian sparkling mineral water with a forlorn sailor on the label
January 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
If you haven't already, my favorite stuck up way to drink water is Lurisia, the Italian sparkling mineral water with a forlorn sailor on the label
Hard to believe anyone has negative feelings about the industry that puts these in cold medicine packages
January 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Hard to believe anyone has negative feelings about the industry that puts these in cold medicine packages
I have received the ne plus ultra of dad texts in the family group chat
December 31, 2024 at 10:52 PM
I have received the ne plus ultra of dad texts in the family group chat
It's hard to imagine any of these guys not liking that though
December 31, 2024 at 2:54 AM
It's hard to imagine any of these guys not liking that though