Will Templeton
@willeth.bsky.social
Keep your beers cold and your rods hot.
Cancer boy, Scorpio man
Cancer boy, Scorpio man
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Will Templeton
@willeth.bsky.social
· Feb 22
All I really want in life is a cat and several million pounds.
Fell over yesterday and broke the end of my clavicle, right near the shoulder. I think I'll start to see the funny side soon, though - it's pretty close to humerus already
November 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Fell over yesterday and broke the end of my clavicle, right near the shoulder. I think I'll start to see the funny side soon, though - it's pretty close to humerus already
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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ICYMI! If Steam's not your thing, It Takes a War is also now available - in a very bespoke form - via @itch.io
It Takes a War is OUT NOW on @itch.io
If you've played the game on Steam, you'll realise why it's taken a little longer to bring to Itch - but after some bespoke updates and changes, the standalone version of ITAW is now available.
TIME TO CONNECT 📶
pantaloon-io.itch.io/it-takes-a-war
If you've played the game on Steam, you'll realise why it's taken a little longer to bring to Itch - but after some bespoke updates and changes, the standalone version of ITAW is now available.
TIME TO CONNECT 📶
pantaloon-io.itch.io/it-takes-a-war
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 AM
ICYMI! If Steam's not your thing, It Takes a War is also now available - in a very bespoke form - via @itch.io
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Every year about this time people go "TIME TO GET YOUR TURKEYS OUT OF THE FREEZER OR THEY WON'T DEFROST IN TIME" and I question everything I know about how meat thaws and then I realise that they're Americans and they're talking about a few days, not a whole month
November 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Every year about this time people go "TIME TO GET YOUR TURKEYS OUT OF THE FREEZER OR THEY WON'T DEFROST IN TIME" and I question everything I know about how meat thaws and then I realise that they're Americans and they're talking about a few days, not a whole month
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If your podcast is only on YouTube then I can't listen to it while working, walking to the shops or cleaning the bathroom and so I'm simply not going to listen to it. Amazing how many people don't consider this.
*banging a metal pot with a wooden spoon very loudly*
people want to LISTEN to podcasts!!!!!!!!!!!!
*hitting you on the forehead with the spoon*
STOP PIVOTING TO VIDEO
www.westwoodone.com/blog/2025/11...
people want to LISTEN to podcasts!!!!!!!!!!!!
*hitting you on the forehead with the spoon*
STOP PIVOTING TO VIDEO
www.westwoodone.com/blog/2025/11...
November 24, 2025 at 9:55 AM
If your podcast is only on YouTube then I can't listen to it while working, walking to the shops or cleaning the bathroom and so I'm simply not going to listen to it. Amazing how many people don't consider this.
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Gender is a spectrum from just wanting have fun to being back in town, and to varying degrees, each of us contains attributes of both, which is a beautiful thing
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Gender is a spectrum from just wanting have fun to being back in town, and to varying degrees, each of us contains attributes of both, which is a beautiful thing
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I do wince at the left deploying "make x y again" slogan formulations. It is an invention of the enemy, and we should not use it.
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I do wince at the left deploying "make x y again" slogan formulations. It is an invention of the enemy, and we should not use it.
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I find it irrationally irritating when people are like "2 is the only even prime!!"
Oh really, 2 is the only prime number divisible by 2? Did you also know that 3 is the only prime number divisible by 3? And 47 is the only prime number divisible by 47?? DID YOU KNOW THAT'S WHAT PRIMES ARE
Oh really, 2 is the only prime number divisible by 2? Did you also know that 3 is the only prime number divisible by 3? And 47 is the only prime number divisible by 47?? DID YOU KNOW THAT'S WHAT PRIMES ARE
November 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I find it irrationally irritating when people are like "2 is the only even prime!!"
Oh really, 2 is the only prime number divisible by 2? Did you also know that 3 is the only prime number divisible by 3? And 47 is the only prime number divisible by 47?? DID YOU KNOW THAT'S WHAT PRIMES ARE
Oh really, 2 is the only prime number divisible by 2? Did you also know that 3 is the only prime number divisible by 3? And 47 is the only prime number divisible by 47?? DID YOU KNOW THAT'S WHAT PRIMES ARE
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Setting up a PSN account for my son.
Everything seems to be in order, just need to choose an OnlineID and WHAT
Everything seems to be in order, just need to choose an OnlineID and WHAT
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Setting up a PSN account for my son.
Everything seems to be in order, just need to choose an OnlineID and WHAT
Everything seems to be in order, just need to choose an OnlineID and WHAT
This was a big high-concept swing and I absolutely loved it. Really well-realised. You should be listening to this show!
Meaney and Llewellyn have never been more lost...! Listen to episode 2.4, out now in your podcast feeds! audio.jumpleads.zone #audiodrama
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
This was a big high-concept swing and I absolutely loved it. Really well-realised. You should be listening to this show!
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i've asked an llm one question, about something i know about, and it made up a bunch of incorrect bullshit that i knew to be false. what am i supposed to do with that
There are basically only two positions in the debate about AI.
1. I’ve barely invested any time in learning how to use it effectively. AI sucks.
2. I’ve invested in learning how to use this tool. Holy cow, it’s transformational.
Position #1 has lower barriers to entry.
1. I’ve barely invested any time in learning how to use it effectively. AI sucks.
2. I’ve invested in learning how to use this tool. Holy cow, it’s transformational.
Position #1 has lower barriers to entry.
October 17, 2025 at 11:08 AM
i've asked an llm one question, about something i know about, and it made up a bunch of incorrect bullshit that i knew to be false. what am i supposed to do with that
That Google Pixel "add me" AI photo feature they're advertising now really makes me question making fun of those cultures who thought a photo was stealing part of your soul
November 20, 2025 at 9:17 AM
That Google Pixel "add me" AI photo feature they're advertising now really makes me question making fun of those cultures who thought a photo was stealing part of your soul
Go give Shoe money
hi blueskis, I am having a hard time of things right now, please consider donating to my gofundme.
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Donate to Support Spencer’s Recovery and Bills, organized by Spencer McDaniel
My name is Spencer, and I’m reaching out during a difficult time in my life. Not… Spencer McDaniel needs your support for Support Spencer’s Recovery and Bills
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November 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Go give Shoe money
I had a lovely phone call with my mum this morning, where she told me that 39 years ago she thought she needed to do a big poo, but actually it was just me about to be born.
November 19, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I had a lovely phone call with my mum this morning, where she told me that 39 years ago she thought she needed to do a big poo, but actually it was just me about to be born.
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
I got the shipping notice for this, got very excited, and then realised I haven't got a bloody thing in the house that'll play it so I'll have to sit in the driveway blasting it in my 2008 Seat Ibiza
It is ONE WEEK until our new album 📈 NATIONAL RECORD OF ACHIEVEMENT 📉 is released to a mostly indifferent public!
Huge thank yous to everyone who pre-ordered, and there's still time to grab yourself one to so get shoppin' 💰 slimecitymusic.bigcartel.com
Huge thank yous to everyone who pre-ordered, and there's still time to grab yourself one to so get shoppin' 💰 slimecitymusic.bigcartel.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I got the shipping notice for this, got very excited, and then realised I haven't got a bloody thing in the house that'll play it so I'll have to sit in the driveway blasting it in my 2008 Seat Ibiza
Getting mixed messages here.
![A crumpled paper sign attached to a metal garage door, reading:
UNSAFE UNIT
PLEASE USE AT
[scribble] OWN RISK
DON'T
BE CAREFUL](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gquovlyd2mtzx265ma367r3g/bafkreiddzyzzq2haatyitkhqdehax3aqwgggreuh74ktsctwm4kzjzdwyy@jpeg)
November 17, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Getting mixed messages here.
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Love this so much. 💜
November 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Love this so much. 💜
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spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
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I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.
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Weird that we have a planet-wide magnetic defense system that self activates when the sun decides to attack but it is very pretty
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Weird that we have a planet-wide magnetic defense system that self activates when the sun decides to attack but it is very pretty
@nershly.bsky.social damn, just saw you in the PMG vid, you are awesome and I'm sorry this is happening to you all
November 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
@nershly.bsky.social damn, just saw you in the PMG vid, you are awesome and I'm sorry this is happening to you all
What a delicious piece of writing. I can just taste the mischievous satisfaction he had writing that second and third sentence.
The best advice I’ve ever read about cartooning. From Arthur Ferrier, in the wonderful collection of his work put together by Rian Hughes and @koreropress.bsky.social.
November 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
What a delicious piece of writing. I can just taste the mischievous satisfaction he had writing that second and third sentence.
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November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM