Dave Fauxtista
@whatyeahokay.blacksky.app
40something into tech, gaming, food, music, news, science, wrasslin’, sports, and these jokes. Ruiner of trivia nights. Once finished a can of Murray’s. 💍👶🏽👶🏽⚜️☕️🐅🎶🤙🏽
kthxbi/730/537 elder. Screwston adjacent.
kthxbi/730/537 elder. Screwston adjacent.
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Who was she hiring? Ethan Hunt?
Morgan Morrow, 39, arrested for recruiting people on social media to assassinate Trump
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January 26, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Who was she hiring? Ethan Hunt?
“Quick rebrand. DJTBS. Update your signatures by lunch. Thx.”
NEWS: Bari Weiss will hold an all-hands meeting to discuss the future of CBS News tomorrow, per note that just went out to employees.
January 26, 2026 at 4:08 PM
“Quick rebrand. DJTBS. Update your signatures by lunch. Thx.”
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🤣 Good times. What a menace. 🤣
January 26, 2026 at 2:47 PM
🤣 Good times. What a menace. 🤣
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No more conversations with the disingenuous wp
January 26, 2026 at 1:46 PM
No more conversations with the disingenuous wp
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Reposted by Dave Fauxtista
Trump is such a transparent asshole but there’s something so evil about how JD Vance hides incredibly callous politics behind that nauseating “well now good sir” faux civility.
January 26, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Trump is such a transparent asshole but there’s something so evil about how JD Vance hides incredibly callous politics behind that nauseating “well now good sir” faux civility.
Good morning.
a small dog is wrapped in a plaid blanket and looking out from underneath it .
ALT: a small dog is wrapped in a plaid blanket and looking out from underneath it .
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January 26, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Good morning.
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Tim Doyle a famous Marvel artist is making some of the most Metal Anti-ICE art right now! Ghost Rider, Wolverine and the Punisher taking ICE out!
January 25, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Tim Doyle a famous Marvel artist is making some of the most Metal Anti-ICE art right now! Ghost Rider, Wolverine and the Punisher taking ICE out!
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People keep saying the codenames in Metal Gear Solid sound like Megaman X bosses, so I decided to give them actual designs. Matches the scale of my other X mockups.
Something I've been sitting on for several years that I finally decided to wrap up tonight.
#megaman #pixelart #ドット絵
Something I've been sitting on for several years that I finally decided to wrap up tonight.
#megaman #pixelart #ドット絵
January 25, 2026 at 6:09 PM
*King Cake
May or may not have eaten half a French Silk pie in a day
January 25, 2026 at 7:20 PM
*King Cake
Baw said “BRING ME THE BRONCO.”
*flashes QB1 badge*
*flashes QB1 badge*
#Broncos QB Jarrett Stidham is ready for both the AFC title game *and* a starring role in a Hallmark movie about a rough and tumble cowboy who falls hard for a city girl escaping her hectic work life
January 25, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Baw said “BRING ME THE BRONCO.”
*flashes QB1 badge*
*flashes QB1 badge*
it's actually crazy seeing someone just loudly doing the good work of government. I fucking love this
January 25, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Today, we summon the scotch. 🥃
January 25, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Today, we summon the scotch. 🥃
Sooo, what’s happening today…
*starts scrolling*
*starts scrolling*
a man is standing in front of a couch in a living room .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a couch in a living room .
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January 25, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Sooo, what’s happening today…
*starts scrolling*
*starts scrolling*
Coffee and King Cake on this finest of days! Your boy made another trip around the sun. 🎉
January 25, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Coffee and King Cake on this finest of days! Your boy made another trip around the sun. 🎉
*realizes it could be Sami (c) vs Roman at Mania* 😳
January 25, 2026 at 2:44 AM
*realizes it could be Sami (c) vs Roman at Mania* 😳
Someone bought one of the OVO shirts? Loser.
January 25, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Someone bought one of the OVO shirts? Loser.
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the nba postponed a game because the united states government is killing its citizens
January 24, 2026 at 7:51 PM
the nba postponed a game because the united states government is killing its citizens