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@whatevr11.bsky.social
Do better, be better. Do it and be it today.
Ok well #TheOnion remains the finest website in the history of the internet.
Grandma Thankfully Dies Before Sister’s Girlfriend Arrives https://theonion.com/grandma-thankfully-dies-before-sisters-girlfriend-arrives/
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Ok well #TheOnion remains the finest website in the history of the internet.
To say that "violence has no place in America" is aspirational and simultaneously delusional and out of touch. Leaders should stop saying that, no one believes it.
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
To say that "violence has no place in America" is aspirational and simultaneously delusional and out of touch. Leaders should stop saying that, no one believes it.
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FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College https://theonion.com/fda-bans-captain-morgan-rum-after-having-way-too-much-of-that-shit-in-college/
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College https://theonion.com/fda-bans-captain-morgan-rum-after-having-way-too-much-of-that-shit-in-college/
Years ago #Ukraine gave up their nuclear weapons in exchange for US protections that trump is absolutely reneging on right now. The latest trump regime #peace plan is a russian disgrace. Trump is #putinsbitch
November 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Years ago #Ukraine gave up their nuclear weapons in exchange for US protections that trump is absolutely reneging on right now. The latest trump regime #peace plan is a russian disgrace. Trump is #putinsbitch
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Do you really think a Department of Justice that lies to judges about grand jury indictments is going to be open and honest about the Epstein Files?
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Do you really think a Department of Justice that lies to judges about grand jury indictments is going to be open and honest about the Epstein Files?
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The House takes 2 months off & finally reports back to work & promptly spends the next week filing censure motions against each other & attending black tie dinners w/Saudis while the clock counts down for 24 million people to have their health insurance premiums spike in 42 days.
November 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The House takes 2 months off & finally reports back to work & promptly spends the next week filing censure motions against each other & attending black tie dinners w/Saudis while the clock counts down for 24 million people to have their health insurance premiums spike in 42 days.
#Starbucks has been shitting on their entire workforce for decades. I don't go there, no self-respecting person should.
November 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
#Starbucks has been shitting on their entire workforce for decades. I don't go there, no self-respecting person should.
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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Several things are possible at the same time in Mexico, people are fed up with impunity and cartel violence, and Trump’s CIA is actively attempting to use those grievances to coerce the overthrow of the government.
November 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Several things are possible at the same time in Mexico, people are fed up with impunity and cartel violence, and Trump’s CIA is actively attempting to use those grievances to coerce the overthrow of the government.
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Aunt Calling Every Week Leading Up To Holiday To Make Sure There’ll Be Vodka https://theonion.com/aunt-calling-every-week-leading-up-to-holiday-to-make-s-1851028683/
November 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Aunt Calling Every Week Leading Up To Holiday To Make Sure There’ll Be Vodka https://theonion.com/aunt-calling-every-week-leading-up-to-holiday-to-make-s-1851028683/
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My three-year-old was reading the Epstein emails when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why is the nice orange man joking with the sex offender on his computer?" And when I told her "Because women made it impossible to joke in the workplace," she started crying.
November 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
My three-year-old was reading the Epstein emails when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why is the nice orange man joking with the sex offender on his computer?" And when I told her "Because women made it impossible to joke in the workplace," she started crying.
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After 42 years wrongfully incarcerated in the Angola State Penitentiary, Gary Tyler has been living and working as an artist and advocate in Los Angeles for the past decade. via @laist.com
Artist Gary Tyler turns 40 years of wrongful imprisonment into powerful textiles
An exhibition of Tyler’s quilts captures scenes of humanity from within the notorious Louisiana State Penitentiary.
laist.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
After 42 years wrongfully incarcerated in the Angola State Penitentiary, Gary Tyler has been living and working as an artist and advocate in Los Angeles for the past decade. via @laist.com
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The crisis of elite impunity that is ruining our society cannot be more clearly or convincingly demonstrated than with the fact that all of these people wrote all this stuff into an email and hit Send.
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The crisis of elite impunity that is ruining our society cannot be more clearly or convincingly demonstrated than with the fact that all of these people wrote all this stuff into an email and hit Send.
Hey #democrats, what "moderates" and "centrists" repeatedly prove is that they are useless, disingenuous, corporate lackeys who refuse to serve their constituents every bit as resolutely as #republicans, but without the sense of joyful disregard enjoyed by them.
November 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Hey #democrats, what "moderates" and "centrists" repeatedly prove is that they are useless, disingenuous, corporate lackeys who refuse to serve their constituents every bit as resolutely as #republicans, but without the sense of joyful disregard enjoyed by them.
If only the mfer could STFU.
November 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
If only the mfer could STFU.
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November 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
#AndyOgles and #RandyFine are massive, steaming piles of shit. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
November 9, 2025 at 12:56 PM
#AndyOgles and #RandyFine are massive, steaming piles of shit. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
Republicans are harming all of America in order to avoid negotiating an end to the #governmentshutdown they created. The US House could return to session whenever they wanted to get back to work.
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Republicans are harming all of America in order to avoid negotiating an end to the #governmentshutdown they created. The US House could return to session whenever they wanted to get back to work.
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November 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Has there ever been a weaker Speaker of the House than Mike Johnson, who just picks up the phone each day, says ‘yes sir’ a bunch of times, then hangs up and does what he’s told? Which is do nothing and lie constantly.
November 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Has there ever been a weaker Speaker of the House than Mike Johnson, who just picks up the phone each day, says ‘yes sir’ a bunch of times, then hangs up and does what he’s told? Which is do nothing and lie constantly.
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Trump’s ingenious plan to make things more affordable for us is to slap tariffs on a large percentage of things we buy each month, while deporting a big chunk of the labor pool that produces our food supply.
We really don’t appreciate this man enough.
We really don’t appreciate this man enough.
November 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Trump’s ingenious plan to make things more affordable for us is to slap tariffs on a large percentage of things we buy each month, while deporting a big chunk of the labor pool that produces our food supply.
We really don’t appreciate this man enough.
We really don’t appreciate this man enough.
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Beshear: Let me be clear. The president has both the funding and the authority to fund snap during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Beshear: Let me be clear. The president has both the funding and the authority to fund snap during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.
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Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.
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Every aspect of American media is now controlled by a small group of far right billionaires. Here’s why America has a liberal media bias problem.
November 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Every aspect of American media is now controlled by a small group of far right billionaires. Here’s why America has a liberal media bias problem.