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Cate
@whataccountantsdo.bsky.social
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Cate @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social · 2h
Fucking asshole! Stealing Stede’s (not) man!
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Cate @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social · 5h
I mean, he’s gotta have a reason to go after what he wants, right?
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Cate @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social · 6h
His hypothetical cat Izzy. He needs a worst case scenario so he can improve! It’s Stede enrichment.
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Cate @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social · 6h
He’s not gonna have a fun couple of hours, but they are going to be clarifying!
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Cate @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social · 6h
Can’t the guy see Stede’s name hypothetically written across Ed’s heart!?
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Cate @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social · 7h
Haha how dare he steal the man Stede definitely isn’t in love with!
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Cate @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social · 7h
The spiral is spiraling
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Cate @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social · 8h
Got a bug in my brain—new little #WIPWednesday with a Stede spiral #ofmd #gentlebeard
He sighed and let his head thunk back against the wall. Edward. Beautiful, brilliant, creative, thoughtful, perfect Edward whose ad for a room to rent he had answered nearly six months ago was out tonight meeting someone and likely falling in love and then one day he’ll tell Stede that he wants the new guy to move in so could Stede please find a new place to live, but of course they’ll still be best friends, but then he’ll start moving their plans and making excuses as to why they can’t meet up, and then he’ll tell Stede that he’s great but that he wants to make sure he’s focusing on his relationship, and then one day Stede will be alone in his shoebox apartment with a cat who doesn’t really like him that he adopted to ease the loneliness and he’ll open the mail to see a wedding invitation for Edward and fucking Daniel or some shit and he won’t have even known it was coming and he’ll be sitting in the audience watching as Ed says his vows and rides off into the sunset with his true love.
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Cate @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social · 1d
Everyone should read this angst
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blooming-aloe.bsky.social
Heather... persists despite the horrors (she/they) 🐈‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @blooming-aloe.bsky.social · 1d
Re-reading Flight of Faith because I'm missing @bonnypitty.bsky.social's ballet boys tonight.
Nom nom nom, such delicious angst! #OFMD
archiveofourown.org/works/515959...
Flight of Faith - Chapter 1 - BonnetPetit, Smolbus - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
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pastor-of-muppets.bsky.social
Pastor of Muppets @pastor-of-muppets.bsky.social · 1d
What happens when Ed and Jim (and a lot of tequila) get into a debate about who's ass is the nicest? You need an impartial judge...so why did Jim have to pick the hottest man Ed has ever seen to judge the best bum? And why does the lunatic have to take it so *seriously*???
Peaches of Teaches - Pastor_of_Muppets - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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chaoticreader.bsky.social
chaoticreader.bsky.social @chaoticreader.bsky.social · 1d
Wrote a thing at work...stede adopts a cat that thanks him by bonding with Ed. Enjoy Hissy Fit!
archiveofourown.org/works/72481911
#OFMD #OFMDFanFic
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lyratalise.bsky.social
LyraTalise @lyratalise.bsky.social · 1d
Ch 7 of Working with the Wrong Tags, in which it turns out that intimacy comes in many varieties. #OFMDfic #OFMDfanfic

archiveofourown.org/works/698687...
Title card for Working with the Wrong Tags, designed by latinkraken. Image photoshopped to look like Facebook post for Our Flag Means Death characters Ed and Stede. Black and white image of hands nearly touching. Ed's hand has a spider and stars tattoos, and he is wearing a black watch. Stede is wearing a square turquoise ring. The image is "tagged" - "Ed Teach Straight" "Stede B. Engaged" and between their hands "Best Friends." At the bottom in blue text by LyraTalise 64K words|E Rated.
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chaoticreader.bsky.social
chaoticreader.bsky.social @chaoticreader.bsky.social · 2d
@whataccountantsdo.bsky.social and I have written an unofficial Kinktober fic cause of course we have! Here's the first 6 chapters of For Your Love. Kindergarten teacher Ed and tattoo artist Stede with a 15 year age difference.

archiveofourown.org/works/716978...
#OMFD #OFMDFanFic
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chaoticreader.bsky.social
chaoticreader.bsky.social @chaoticreader.bsky.social · 2d
Chapter 5 of Perfectly Imperfect by me and @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social is now up!
Ed has to go out of town unexpectedly and Stede offers to take Geoff.
archiveofourown.org/works/668110...

#OFMD #OFMDFanFic
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Cate @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social · 3d
Yay!!! ❤️❤️
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Cate @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social · 3d
Kraken Park after Dark :)
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Cate @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social · 3d
Eek! The first time I’ve seen my card on someone’s feed.
roflad.bsky.social
rose🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 just vibing @roflad.bsky.social · 4d
Came home to a mailbox full of beauty!! So glad to have these and to start making the new place feel like a gay pirate sanctuary. #ofmd #ywmlp
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chaoticreader.bsky.social
chaoticreader.bsky.social @chaoticreader.bsky.social · 7d
Hi! Welcome to more insanity coming from me and @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social. This WIP started as me jokingly tell accountants her kids were summoning demons. Then of course our brains went: yeah, but what if...
Next thing we know Stede's Alexa is being possessed by an Archdevil.
#ofmd
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Cate @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social · 8d
Featuring a Jeffrey! Fettering! Who fucks!

One thing I love about Lyra—they make sure our men are *hooked up* 🤣
lyratalise.bsky.social
LyraTalise @lyratalise.bsky.social · 8d
Ch 6 of Working with the Wrong Tags, in which there is a ghost tour, and someone is haunted by bad decisions. #OFMDfic #OFMDfanfic

archiveofourown.org/works/698687...
Title card for Working with the Wrong Tags, designed by latinkraken. Image photoshopped to look like Facebook post for Our Flag Means Death characters Ed and Stede. Black and white image of hands nearly touching. Ed's hand has a spider and stars tattoos, and he is wearing a black watch. Stede is wearing a square turquoise ring. The image is "tagged" - "Ed Teach Straight" "Stede B. Engaged" and between their hands "Best Friends." At the bottom in blue text by LyraTalise 64K words|E Rated.
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widogastweb.bsky.social
Ash ✨A Fine Fish✨ 🍊🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @widogastweb.bsky.social · 10d
Evening bump!
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Ash ✨A Fine Fish✨ 🍊🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @widogastweb.bsky.social · 11d
It's #kinktober, bitch. Time for the Omegaverse.

@thatmothra.bsky.social and I are proud to present STREAMING KILLED THE VIDEO STAR, an Omegaverse pornstar AU!

🔗⬇️
A camera set up pointed at a bed. The text reads "Streaming Killed the Video Star, An Omegaverse AU by WidogastsWebofFire and That_Mothra"
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widogastweb.bsky.social
Ash ✨A Fine Fish✨ 🍊🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @widogastweb.bsky.social · 11d
It's #kinktober, bitch. Time for the Omegaverse.

@thatmothra.bsky.social and I are proud to present STREAMING KILLED THE VIDEO STAR, an Omegaverse pornstar AU!

🔗⬇️
A camera set up pointed at a bed. The text reads "Streaming Killed the Video Star, An Omegaverse AU by WidogastsWebofFire and That_Mothra"
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Felicia Davin @feliciadavin.com · 12d
telling myself "Virginia Hall escaped from the Gestapo by hiking over the Pyrenees in November 1942 while her prosthetic leg was falling apart and then she went BACK into Nazi-occupied France, so you can do this" about the tiny ways in which I am contributing to the fight, lol
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Cate @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social · 12d
Evening bump
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Cate @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social · 13d
Ch. 7 of Forgotten

Ed isn't ready to let go of Stede yet, so when Stede offers yet another diversion, he can't help but say yes.

archiveofourown.org/works/668696...
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Cate @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social · 12d
I’m so sorry, I know this is a serious problem, but this is all I could picture.
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