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Dr Xtina - ✨ whim-proned era ✨ @drcfxtina.bsky.social · Nov 13
WellSussed (drcfxtina) on AO3. I have written too many things. My #OFMDfanfic a 🧵

Gentlebeard stuff. Connoisseur of fluff, smut and occasional crushing angst. Fics below.
A picture of Stede Bonnet in episode 3 of season 1 of Our Flag Means Death. The text reads: WellSussed! (aka drcfxtina) an OFMD fic directory mostly Gentlebeard, often smutty, sometimes fluffy
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drcfxtina.bsky.social
Hey #WIPWednesday once more with I’ll Save You a Seat, the Midnights final sequel. I may be stealing the most romantic thing that ever happened to me here. 💞 🌃🎸

#OFMDFanfic
Once Stede has finished and put the guitar aside, he waits for Ed to speak. He says nothing, but the tears are still streaming down his face. “Was it painfully bad?” Stede asks. “What?” Ed huffs. “Baby, what—fuck, no, it was incredible! I’m just speechless, I… no one’s ever done that for me.” “That can’t be true.” “It is!’ Ed leaps to his feet and pulls Stede to his. “Plus you had to learn to play—how long did it take?” “Oh, six months or so. Frenchie taught me–” Ed punches his arm lightly. “Six months? You kept this from me for six months? When did you practice? You said those calluses were from lifting! Stede, what the actual fuck?” Before Stede can answer any of those questions, Ed has grabbed his face and started kissing him, hard. “Mmmph—so you—er—liked it--mmmph—then?” Stede asks between kisses. Ed pulls back to look into Stede’s eyes. “It was incredible. You’re incredible.” Stede starts to scoff, but Ed cuts him off. “Nah uh, doesn’t matter that you’re not a pro. You made this long plan and went to all this trouble, and you put yourself out there. Was fucking vulnerable and I loved it. It moved me, and that’s what music is supposed to do.” Overcome, Stede ducks his head onto Ed’s shoulder. “Keep practicing and we’ll be doing duets soon,” Ed adds, with a kiss to the top of Stede’s head.
December 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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drcfxtina.bsky.social
#WIPWednesday for Come Home to My Heart, in which ex-fiances Ed and Stede inherit an inn from Stede’s aunt after not seeing each other for years. But of grief mentioned here.

If this is in shape I may put some out during JanAU, we’ll see!

#OFMDfanfic
Fuck, but he misses Sally. The grief has been washing through him in waves, and what sucks is nowadays he’s evolved and shit and has to sit with that feeling till it passes. He misses Stede too, he realizes, and that’s really going to suck because he has no choice but to sit with it. They’re going to be living in the same place, after all—the place where they fell in love. Well, the place where Ed fell in love. When Ed gets to his little house, he covers his bike because though the rain has held off, he can feel the heaviness of the air. Ed’ll want to change out of all his leather before he goes to meet Fang. Ed goes up the steps of his little porch and unlocks his front door. “Ed?” Ed takes a deep breath before turning and seeing Stede Bonnet, standing at the bottom of his porch steps and looking anxious. He’s clutching a bottle of wine, as if he weren’t temptation enough all on his own. A look Ed can’t read passes over Stede’s face, but then, quick as lightning, he’s looking determined. “Can we talk? I brought a peace offering.” Ed bolts into the house, the door slamming behind him.
December 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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sweetpotato70.bsky.social
chapter 8 part 1
🥹💖

the jamestown ferry by @unfunpleasures.bsky.social

archiveofourown.org/works/687612...

#ofmdfanart #gentlebeard
Digital illustration for chapter 8 of The Jamestown Ferry, sepia toned Ed and Stede sharing a sweet embrace and kiss. Ed’s arms are wrapped around Stede’s neck and shoulders, and Stede’s arms are wrapped around Ed’s waist with his hands in Ed’s back pockets. They are both smiling happily into the kiss. Unlike the rest of the image, Stede’s sweater stands out in a bright robin’s egg blue. Ed wears a white T-shirt and they’re both wearing jeans. Alt text for quoted illustration: From chaperone 6, two images of Ed and Stede having a drink on the couch, Ed’s legs laying across Stede’s lap, with a coffee table next to them. In the first image, Stede is smiling at Ed and holding his drinking in one hand while his other hand rests on Ed’s calf. Ed is looking down and blushing, hiding his soft smile in his drink. In the second image, Stede has put down his drink on the table and has both hands resting on Ed’s leg while he leans forward to capture Ed in a kiss.
December 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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ofmdbigbang.bsky.social
All works have been posted for #OFMDBB2025! if you need to catch up, please visit our AO3 collection: archiveofourown.org/collections/...
OFMD Big Bang 2025 | Archive of Our Own
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December 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
drcfxtina.bsky.social
Hey #WIPWednesday once more with I’ll Save You a Seat, the Midnights final sequel. I may be stealing the most romantic thing that ever happened to me here. 💞 🌃🎸

#OFMDFanfic
Once Stede has finished and put the guitar aside, he waits for Ed to speak. He says nothing, but the tears are still streaming down his face. “Was it painfully bad?” Stede asks. “What?” Ed huffs. “Baby, what—fuck, no, it was incredible! I’m just speechless, I… no one’s ever done that for me.” “That can’t be true.” “It is!’ Ed leaps to his feet and pulls Stede to his. “Plus you had to learn to play—how long did it take?” “Oh, six months or so. Frenchie taught me–” Ed punches his arm lightly. “Six months? You kept this from me for six months? When did you practice? You said those calluses were from lifting! Stede, what the actual fuck?” Before Stede can answer any of those questions, Ed has grabbed his face and started kissing him, hard. “Mmmph—so you—er—liked it--mmmph—then?” Stede asks between kisses. Ed pulls back to look into Stede’s eyes. “It was incredible. You’re incredible.” Stede starts to scoff, but Ed cuts him off. “Nah uh, doesn’t matter that you’re not a pro. You made this long plan and went to all this trouble, and you put yourself out there. Was fucking vulnerable and I loved it. It moved me, and that’s what music is supposed to do.” Overcome, Stede ducks his head onto Ed’s shoulder. “Keep practicing and we’ll be doing duets soon,” Ed adds, with a kiss to the top of Stede’s head.
December 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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darcylindbergh.bsky.social
hi. ed and stede had a fight this morning and now they're both at work thinking how stupid and unnecessary it was and was it more abt it being cold and dark out than anything else. it makes stede feel like a failure, like he's never going to be a better husband. it makes ed feel like his dad. -
December 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
drcfxtina.bsky.social
These boys are silly and wonderful and down bad from their first leggy crash! I’m excited for you to meet them all 🦵 💖 🎉
lyratalise.bsky.social LyraTalise @lyratalise.bsky.social · 10h
#WIPWednesday for Ligs4Ligs, in which actor Ed and bookseller Stede do their best rom-com meet-cute. This one is fluff, smut, and zero angst. Coming Dec 9th. #OFMDfic
White text on black background: The morning sun pleasantly lit the square, light refracting off the water of the central fountain and dappling through the trees. Stede took in the space as he strode across it, noting that about the usual number of people were sitting on benches or strolling around with shopping bags. He saw Roach rounding the corner toward his bakery and waved a hand in his direction before he disappeared through the door. Stede cut across the space diagonally, wending past a woman and her dog, and skirted the fountain. He didn’t think he could imagine a more ordinary day, so entirely representative of any other day of life on the square. Then he saw him. White text on black background: The man was stretched out on the bench directly south of the fountain, basking in the sun. His long legs were gleaming in the sunshine, tawny and shining with a smoothness that spoke of recent waxing. They were practically glowing with an inner light and were so entirely shapely that Stede couldn’t look away. Glorious, beautiful, enchanting legs. He shinned himself directly on the raised planters they’d added last fall as an enhancement to the local beauty. He lost his footing and tipped right over the corner edge, landing on his back, winded, with his favorite iced coffee splattered all over his top.
December 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social
IT'S HERE!

the first chapter (out of 9) of Closest to Heaven, the thing that's been sitting in my wips for 1.5 years - i am SO excited to finally share it, and the lovely @deanbird.bsky.social is joining me with art!!

posting wednesdays 💖

archiveofourown.org/works/74820801
#IdasOFMDfic #ofmdfic
Title card with a leather heart choker across the top, a boombox and a CD (Dizzy Up the Girl by the Goo Goo Dolls), and a croissant. Text: Closest to Heaven words by: bizarrelittlemew art by: deanbird
December 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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gentlerevenge.bsky.social
the kiwi accent has once again been named the world's sexiest accent, so it's obviously time to bring back this classic youtu.be/xdNWDYZMXT0?...
Rhys Darby: Living with the world's sexiest accent.
YouTube video by Rhys Darby
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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lyratalise.bsky.social
#WIPWednesday for Ligs4Ligs, in which actor Ed and bookseller Stede do their best rom-com meet-cute. This one is fluff, smut, and zero angst. Coming Dec 9th. #OFMDfic
White text on black background: The morning sun pleasantly lit the square, light refracting off the water of the central fountain and dappling through the trees. Stede took in the space as he strode across it, noting that about the usual number of people were sitting on benches or strolling around with shopping bags. He saw Roach rounding the corner toward his bakery and waved a hand in his direction before he disappeared through the door. Stede cut across the space diagonally, wending past a woman and her dog, and skirted the fountain. He didn’t think he could imagine a more ordinary day, so entirely representative of any other day of life on the square. Then he saw him. White text on black background: The man was stretched out on the bench directly south of the fountain, basking in the sun. His long legs were gleaming in the sunshine, tawny and shining with a smoothness that spoke of recent waxing. They were practically glowing with an inner light and were so entirely shapely that Stede couldn’t look away. Glorious, beautiful, enchanting legs. He shinned himself directly on the raised planters they’d added last fall as an enhancement to the local beauty. He lost his footing and tipped right over the corner edge, landing on his back, winded, with his favorite iced coffee splattered all over his top.
December 3, 2025 at 1:08 PM
drcfxtina.bsky.social
#WIPWednesday for Come Home to My Heart, in which ex-fiances Ed and Stede inherit an inn from Stede’s aunt after not seeing each other for years. But of grief mentioned here.

If this is in shape I may put some out during JanAU, we’ll see!

#OFMDfanfic
Fuck, but he misses Sally. The grief has been washing through him in waves, and what sucks is nowadays he’s evolved and shit and has to sit with that feeling till it passes. He misses Stede too, he realizes, and that’s really going to suck because he has no choice but to sit with it. They’re going to be living in the same place, after all—the place where they fell in love. Well, the place where Ed fell in love. When Ed gets to his little house, he covers his bike because though the rain has held off, he can feel the heaviness of the air. Ed’ll want to change out of all his leather before he goes to meet Fang. Ed goes up the steps of his little porch and unlocks his front door. “Ed?” Ed takes a deep breath before turning and seeing Stede Bonnet, standing at the bottom of his porch steps and looking anxious. He’s clutching a bottle of wine, as if he weren’t temptation enough all on his own. A look Ed can’t read passes over Stede’s face, but then, quick as lightning, he’s looking determined. “Can we talk? I brought a peace offering.” Ed bolts into the house, the door slamming behind him.
December 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
drcfxtina.bsky.social
My little cat is now howling pathetically for breakfast
drcfxtina.bsky.social Dr Xtina - ✨ whim-proned era ✨ @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 19h
My little cat comes to my pillow that props me up for reading every night. She stands there purring and breathing cat food breath into face accepting pats. Then she lies down on the pillow, still purring, curled against the back of my neck. 🥰
December 3, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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unfunpleasures.bsky.social
the jamestown ferry
chapter 16 (with art by @sweetpotato70.bsky.social)

archiveofourown.org/works/687612...
A vintage-looking photo of the Jamestown Ferry docks with a Williamsburg penant, Cue Club ad, and Houston postcard overlaid. Text in white reads, "The Jamestown Ferry, an OFMD AU by unfunpleasures, with art by sweetpotato."
December 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
drcfxtina.bsky.social
My little cat comes to my pillow that props me up for reading every night. She stands there purring and breathing cat food breath into face accepting pats. Then she lies down on the pillow, still purring, curled against the back of my neck. 🥰
December 3, 2025 at 4:26 AM
drcfxtina.bsky.social
Okay about ten of you (whom I love dearly) will be excited to hear that I will have three chapters of Midnights sequel for you. Because I have no chill. And because the one-shot version was not working.
December 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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aproperpirate.bsky.social
Daily Darby
Rhys selfie in a black jacket and black turtleneck
December 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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lyratalise.bsky.social
#TakeTwoTuesday for Unraveled and Reclaimed, which we talk about so much in the podcast! You can listen to the podfic @kninjaknitter.bsky.social or read it on AO3. #OFMDfic

soundcloud.com/user-3761719...

archiveofourown.org/works/66212809
December 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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gaywatson.bsky.social
Collabing with @self-induljennt.bsky.social to create art for @cheersm3dears.bsky.social's beautiful story was the best experience! Right from the beginning, everything just clicked and I couldn't be more proud of what we created together.
#OFMDfanart #OFMDBB25
A digital watercolor illustration of little Stede playing paper boat pirates with his Dream Friend Ed in the stream of their shared Dream World. Stede appears solid and in focus while Dream Ed is semi-translucent with a faint blue-green glow. Stede peeks at Ed from beneath his blond fringe, a shy smile making his little dimple pop. The colors are pastels and the features of scenery behind them dissolves into soft focus. A digital illustration of adult Ed lying on the ground by a stream in a forest. Stede is kneeling by his side, holding Ed's limp hand and resting his forehead on Ed's knuckles. The scene is posed similarly to that of Stede holding vigil over Ed's lifeless body in OFMD season 2 episode 3 "The Innkeeper." The colors are dark tones of blue.
December 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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citrussyndicate.bsky.social
Hey babes! 😘

#OFMDfanart #OFMD
A digital drawing of Stede Bonnet lounging in a chair, wearing purple velvet bell bottoms, a draped black turtleneck, a gold chain with a merman charm, black platform boots, and black sunglasses. He’s smirking as he peers over the lenses of the glasses.
December 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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gaywatson.bsky.social
vibe this #TakeTwoTuesday
#OFMDfanart
Digital watercolor sketch in shades of peachy salmon and periwinkle. Stede wrinkling his nose in a scowl under a parasol. Handwritten text underneath reads: BITCH ON THE BEACH
December 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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drcfxtina.bsky.social
#TakeTwoTuesday because I love them so much. A Fool for You, aka the wedding crasher boys and one of the stories I am proudest of. I hope you love them too #OFMDfanfic
drcfxtina.bsky.social Dr Xtina - ✨ whim-proned era ✨ @drcfxtina.bsky.social · Aug 2
I’m so excited that A Fool for You is live. This is one of my favorite stories I’ve written. It’s complete and posting on Thursdays here on out.

With incredible art in ch 1 by @mossgroves.bsky.social!

Posted for #OFMDAUgust day 2 for academia. Tags & link ⬇️

#OFMDfanfic
A I tire of a white three tier wedding cake with flowers on a white table. There is a champagne glass by it. The title A Fool for You is written across the top in font that looks like handwriting in Thick red marker. The rest, in black type font, reads A Gentlebeard Wedding Crashing AU | by WellSussed | Rated E
December 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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515253545.bsky.social
The holidays are upon us! Please order a commission from me for your friends and/or family? :)

#ofmd #ofmdart #art #traditionalart

ko-fi.com/c/ee11f2e36b
Black and White, Pen and Ink Traditional Drawing
Commission available on Ko-fi.com
ko-fi.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
I know it was just a little bit ago, but for #TakeTwoTuesday here's my pieces for the BB fic 'clear water to the bottom'. archiveofourown.org/works/736353...

@cheersm3dears.bsky.social wrote such lovely words and I'm so inspired by @gaywatson.bsky.social always. 🧡

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Drawing of Ed from Our Flag Means Death. He's young and in a modern closet. He's sleeping on the floor in a pile of old clothes and blankets. He's dreaming of playing in a tree with a boy that's shining and golden. Drawing of Ed from Our Flag Means Death. He's wearing modern clothing; a jacket, flannel shirt, jeans tucked into hiking boots. He's standing on the edge of a mountain lookout. There's a lake, mountains, and clouds in the background. He's watching a large bird that appears to be shining gold.
December 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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watchtheflow.bsky.social
okay everyone who is inclined to do so

To help with prepping for farmer ed's christmas tree farm, I need your favourite tacky christmas decor please :) send me links or pics!!!
watchtheflow.bsky.social LJ🏴‍☠️ @watchtheflow.bsky.social · 1d
Okay someone encourage me to get me to finish the farmer Ed sequel for day 18!!!!!!
cannibalxing.bsky.social amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 1d
What better time to post a month-long list of prompts than when the first day of that month is almost over!

Make some art, write some words, do anything at all! Here in the northern hemisphere it's cold and dark and I gotta romanticize it OR ELSE.

Reply with fills or QRP or tag me! It's caszh!
December 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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writer-hardly.bsky.social
I read this fic this morning and loved it so much! Such a great tribute to Frog and Toad and I literally “AWWW”’d every chapter
kellykat53.bsky.social kellykat53 🏴‍☠️❤️ @kellykat53.bsky.social · 2d
Ed Teach is a beloved librarian with a secret. Stede Bonnet is a volunteer reader who is feeling a bit aimless after his recent move. When they meet at Storytime, it seems inevitable that these two will become friends. But can they become something more?

archiveofourown.org/works/749244...
Days with Ed and Stede - Chapter 1 - kellykat53 - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM