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chaoticreader.bsky.social @chaoticreader.bsky.social · May 1
Ed had a secret. One he had kept since he was 8, first out of self preservation, then because it was just easier not to tell. If he didn't tell, then he didn't have to explain or deal with the ridicule from potential partners. Very few people ever stayed the night and there were never repeats.
chaoticreader.bsky.social
What is wrong with me? Have a fic inspired by a song and a gc.
Thanks @jeniye.bsky.social you're partially to blame (thank?) for this.
archiveofourown.org/works/78190641
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January 24, 2026 at 3:29 AM
chaoticreader.bsky.social
Next chapter of secret lovers, fake rivals by the Chaotic Accountants (me and @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social): Permanent Ink is up!
archiveofourown.org/works/768226...
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January 19, 2026 at 9:42 PM
chaoticreader.bsky.social
Lock screen and home screen (home screen commissioned by @inkirtis.bsky.social for a ongoing fic of mine where Ed's an aerial artist - its currently on hiatus aka I'm having writers block on it)
January 15, 2026 at 4:16 AM
chaoticreader.bsky.social
Anyone else remember that country song about trucks and theres a line that goes 'cargo lights give off a romantic glow'?

For some reason my head decided its 'cargo shorts give off a romantic glow'

And now I'm picturing Ed humming it and getting distracted by Stede in cargo shorts.

That is all.
January 14, 2026 at 12:20 PM
chaoticreader.bsky.social
My (and accountants) Eds: Lawyer, tattoo artist, Archdevil, college professor, welding sculptor, musician, kindergarten teacher, student, business owner, actor, mechanic, engineer, chef, bar owner, garbage man, retired porn star, aerial artist.
makingoceansounds.bsky.social Bekah @makingoceansounds.bsky.social · 12d
Have you ever wondered what the top non pirate occupations people give Ed on AO3? I have. So I present this to you all in case you share my wonder. #OFMD
"The top ten occupations of Blackbeard | Edward Teach according to the canonical tags of AO3 1. Artist 2. Musician 3. Innkeeper 4. Business Owner 5. Rock Star 6. Tattoo Artist 7. Chef 8. Writer 9. Bar Owner 10. Actor" Black text on a white semi transparent box thing with the background of the sea underneath. Not quite graphic design is my passion vibes but close enough.
January 13, 2026 at 11:56 PM
chaoticreader.bsky.social
Morning boost cause yall need a little less hinges this morning!
chaoticreader.bsky.social chaoticreader.bsky.social @chaoticreader.bsky.social · 12d
@whataccountantsdo.bsky.social and I proudly present Chapter 4 of The Devil In Me. (Note the CW and added tags)
In our defense, we were left unsupervised.
archiveofourown.org/works/729553...
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January 13, 2026 at 11:54 AM
chaoticreader.bsky.social
@whataccountantsdo.bsky.social and I proudly present Chapter 4 of The Devil In Me. (Note the CW and added tags)
In our defense, we were left unsupervised.
archiveofourown.org/works/729553...
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January 13, 2026 at 1:07 AM
chaoticreader.bsky.social
Chapter two of Permanent Ink now up!
whataccountantsdo.bsky.social Cate @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social · 16d
Chapter 2 posted today!
chaoticreader.bsky.social chaoticreader.bsky.social @chaoticreader.bsky.social · 24d
Third post! Introducing a new fic (cause we're insane): Permanent Ink by (you guess it!) @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social and me!
archiveofourown.org/works/76822636
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January 9, 2026 at 7:44 PM
chaoticreader.bsky.social
Soooo im gonna do a RBB playlist this year cause i cant draw for shit and am not able to write on a schedule....
January 5, 2026 at 10:49 PM
chaoticreader.bsky.social
Yall want some fake rival porn?
chaoticreader.bsky.social chaoticreader.bsky.social @chaoticreader.bsky.social · 24d
Third post! Introducing a new fic (cause we're insane): Permanent Ink by (you guess it!) @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social and me!
archiveofourown.org/works/76822636
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January 3, 2026 at 7:02 PM
chaoticreader.bsky.social
Morning boost 3/3!
chaoticreader.bsky.social chaoticreader.bsky.social @chaoticreader.bsky.social · 24d
Third post! Introducing a new fic (cause we're insane): Permanent Ink by (you guess it!) @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social and me!
archiveofourown.org/works/76822636
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January 1, 2026 at 3:08 PM
chaoticreader.bsky.social
Morning boost 2/3 (please see. Comment)
chaoticreader.bsky.social chaoticreader.bsky.social @chaoticreader.bsky.social · 24d
Presenting the next chapter of Perfectly Imperfect
@whataccountantsdo.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/668110... Please note the CW for this one.
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January 1, 2026 at 3:08 PM
chaoticreader.bsky.social
Morning boost 1/3
chaoticreader.bsky.social chaoticreader.bsky.social @chaoticreader.bsky.social · 25d
Oh look a New Year's Eve mass post from everyone's favorite Chaotic Accountants... @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social
First up the final chapter of For Your Love
archiveofourown.org/works/716978...
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Post 1/2 (will be 3 total with Accountants posting the 3rd)
January 1, 2026 at 3:07 PM
chaoticreader.bsky.social
Third post! Introducing a new fic (cause we're insane): Permanent Ink by (you guess it!) @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social and me!
archiveofourown.org/works/76822636
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January 1, 2026 at 2:39 AM
chaoticreader.bsky.social
Presenting the next chapter of Perfectly Imperfect
@whataccountantsdo.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/668110... Please note the CW for this one.
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Post 2/2 (will be 3 total with Accountants posting the 3rd)
December 31, 2025 at 11:39 PM
chaoticreader.bsky.social
Oh look a New Year's Eve mass post from everyone's favorite Chaotic Accountants... @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social
First up the final chapter of For Your Love
archiveofourown.org/works/716978...
#OFMD #OFMDFanFic
Post 1/2 (will be 3 total with Accountants posting the 3rd)
December 31, 2025 at 10:40 PM
chaoticreader.bsky.social
Ed and Stede are spending their evening watching Ed's favorite movie, the cinematic masterpiece, Muppet Treasure Island.
December 27, 2025 at 5:33 AM
chaoticreader.bsky.social
Pssst...Chaotic Accountants have posted chapter 13 of For Your Love, only one more to go!
Please mind the CW warning for this one.
archiveofourown.org/works/716978...
@whataccountantsdo.bsky.social
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December 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
chaoticreader.bsky.social
Final chapter of Cookie Exchange is now up! Thank you everyone for going on this insane ride to the bakery whorehouse with us!
Merry Christmas from Chaotic Accountants (me and @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social)
archiveofourown.org/works/759483...
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December 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
chaoticreader.bsky.social
Come and get your Chaotic Accountants @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social Christmas Eve smut!
Chapter 4 of Cookie Exchange now up! Please please please mind the tags and CW with this one. Final chapter will go up tomorrow.
archiveofourown.org/works/759483...
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December 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
chaoticreader.bsky.social
Anyone reading mine and @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social fics know that our Eds (written by me) has a weird taste in pizza (according to accountants) so I present to you the Ed special: Hawaiian and olives
December 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
chaoticreader.bsky.social
Oh what's this? Chapter three of the Chaotic Accountants omegaverse Christmas fic - Cookie Exchange?
@whataccountantsdo.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/759483...
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December 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
chaoticreader.bsky.social
Last one for today! Chapter 2 of Centerfold!
archiveofourown.org/works/754095...
@whataccountantsdo.bsky.social
#OMFD #OFMDFanFic
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December 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
chaoticreader.bsky.social
Next up from us @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social is Chapter 12 of For Your Love!
archiveofourown.org/works/716978...
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December 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
chaoticreader.bsky.social
It's time for another mass posting from Reader and @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social! This week's number one is Chapter 8 of Perfectly Imperfect.
archiveofourown.org/works/668110...
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December 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM