Wendy Molyneux
@wendymolyneux.bsky.social
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Writer on Bob’s Burgers. Co-creator of The Great North.
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George Soros pays me with kisses!
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It’s going to take ages to pay all these people
People on the left are marching peacefully while… let’s see… the President launches artillery over a highway in California. Okay. Yes we know you can bomb California because you’re a big fucking idiot. We actually already knew!
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CNN talking about the possibility of violence as a guy in a giraffe costume waddles by
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When the Birmingham, Alabama, march is packed, you know something is up in America!
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Girl I make my own money in television I hate this bitch for free
Sean Duffy: "The No Kings protest, Maria, really frustrating. This is part of antifa, paid protesters. It begs the question who's funding it."
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I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.
Condolences. For your cabinet not your death.
If I die and start haunting my family I need them to know in advance it’s not because I want them to solve my mysterious murder it’s because there are too many items on the kitchen island.
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cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war
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The decision to turn this into political Halloween is fucking genius, and I want to commend my fellow Americans for meeting this moment in true nerd culture fashion.
Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid
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“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit
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Some personal news: I have been selected as the winner of the Nobel Penis Prize
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People are using the term "pro-antifa" to describe everything now. One Battle After Another? Pro-antifa. Zohran? Yep.

Pro-Anti, all in one word, one concept.

The very fabric of reality is collapsing, beyond what AI is doing to our senses, how we make meaning. Language itself is a civil war.
The fact that there was even a discussion of giving the man who has orchestrated beatings in the streets and courts all year a Peace Prize makes me feel like I’m gonna burst into flames. Please give me the Not On Fire Prize after I do.
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IN HONOR OF FRIENDSHIP MONTH:

djt: "We have certain things in common, Jeffrey."

Epstein: "Yes we do, come to think of it."

djt: "A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday- and may every day be another wonderful secret."

And by "wonderful secret", he means raping children.

#PedoPrez
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You can joke about Pam Bondi’s ridiculous unprofessionalism all you want, but I’m deeply shocked by it: She acts as if she fears absolutely no consequences, convinced that there will be no more political power transfers. — This should shake everyone to their core.
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I’m horrified by Trump’s order to send 300 National Guard troops to Chicago. We’re only nine months into a four year term and already the president is trying to invade an American city. If you’re in the Guard, you can and should refuse these orders.
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the people who told us to calm down because Roe was settled law are the same people now telling us to calm down because the military would never open fire on Americans
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"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that