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God's Favourite Pillow Princess
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RIP joe biden. you would have loved how much a dozen eggs costs now and us going to war with venezuela 🙏🙏🙏
November 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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I don´t know what is the saddest part here - The fact Toei is using A.I and going agaisnt what Toku is about

Or the fact I know there will be idiots who will defend this shit cause apperantly Toei is so broken to find a PNG on Goggle
December 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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a billionaire who sees undermining political sovereignty as an alternative to paying a relatively minor fine is a problem that will have to be dealt with eventually
Elon Musk is against the European Union being the European Union —he posted this after X (fka Twitter) was fined for violations of the EU’s Digital Services Act.
December 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Imagine the one real pop you get in an election is calling your opponents evil weirdos and instead of going all-in on that strategy you do the exact opposite and paint them as the normal ones. It wouldn't make sense! You would have to be an evil weirdo, too!
December 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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❌ "Kirby games are easy because Kirby is for babies"

✅ "Kirby games are easy because Kirby is the origin of all matter, life, and existence*. Kirby is made of pure positivity, but possesses the power to split planets with his bare hands and consume galaxies"

*this is canon
a cartoon character sitting in a hole in the grass
ALT: a cartoon character sitting in a hole in the grass
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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racists roll their eyes at this, they're not happy with any message short of 'send them all back' & they don't trust labour trying to pander to them. people who aren't racist recognise this as divisive patronising nonsense. labour's approval rating is 12% and i'm surprised it is that high
This is so disgusting.
December 7, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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#KAMENRIDER
dance, to the tune of my heart
December 7, 2025 at 12:29 PM
First date abortive attempt to kms via Kamen Rider fight. Second date funfair. Third date is trying to get her to kill me so I can haunt her for the rest of time. Fourth date is sitting in a bathtub together while her inner demon says LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE in the foreground
December 7, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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You know what I just fully accept that a successful porn career was Hamazaki’s gateway to mobster shit
December 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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me, getting fuckin stabbed: yea whatever. light work. rub some dirt on it.
me, experiencing mild myalgia: make arrangements for my funeral. i am not long for this workd . chrck my dnr form
December 7, 2025 at 11:54 AM
YO MIKE THEY FUCKED UP PUTTING US TOGETHER MAN remains the funniest accidental foreshadowing in rap history
December 7, 2025 at 11:49 AM
spoken like a true shaggy
December 7, 2025 at 11:33 AM
i think a lot of frustration people have with serialized storytelling tend to get boiled down to "you're just mad that it's not what you would've written" & i think that smooths over instances where a show is very clearly implying interesting stuff that gets shuttered for something more conventional
December 7, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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toei please get ayaka imoto for girls remix 3 so that hana doesn’t have to be lonely anymore
June 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
why the fuck did i put the binder of revelation in the same folder i keep my scans of hot motor oil
December 7, 2025 at 10:56 AM
where he will remain for me unless they introduce a cool tertiary i guess
December 7, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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Tarantino insults Paul Dano: pretty big reaction
Tarantino insults Matthew Lillard: fairly big reaction
Tarantino insults Owen Wilson:
December 7, 2025 at 10:34 AM
oh okay sure
December 7, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
i genuinely can't tell whether zeztz's Weird Cost-Cutting is a case of "we blew the budget on expensive cgi" or if they're intentionally paring the show back to make it cheaper or if they're trying to save budget for the next anniversary season coming up next year or what
December 7, 2025 at 10:13 AM
if i had a nickel for every time a kr story written by yuya takahashi about the hero's crisis of faith involved a restaurant shutting down due to the father's illness i would have two. which isn't much, but it does suggest that the topic hits a little close to home for him
December 7, 2025 at 10:05 AM
has yuya just, like, given up
December 7, 2025 at 9:57 AM
big things happening in the tokushoutsu chat
December 7, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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crazy all the websites and paypros are doing their big No Horny Allowed crackdown while every online advertisement now is iether "AI SEX HOT AI CHAT NO FILTER BOOB AI FURRY GIRLFRIEND only for adults ages 6+" or "NPR is now teaming up with Bumfights dot com to revolutionize gamified asset trading"
December 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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crunchyroll is dying, repost to make it die faster
Crunchyroll will officially end its free ad-supported streaming tier on December 31, 2025.

Viewers without a subscription will no longer be able to watch anime for free with ads starting in 2026. 🍿
December 7, 2025 at 6:03 AM