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verityplayer.bsky.social
Verity Imelda Player
@verityplayer.bsky.social
550 followers 440 following 5.8K posts
Yorkshirewoman pestered by a guardian devil! Read my adventures: #ThePriceOfTime #TheEveningLands #TheTwistedGrain #Fiction #Fantasy #SciFi #Prosopagnosia #Tea
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 6h
Yes.
8 weeks seems like an eternity when you're a child.
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 7h
🇨🇦🇪🇺🇬🇧 need to conspire
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 7h
Ah, the new secret tunnel between the House of Lords and the Follies Bergeres! (With only plain *silver* chandeliers) #TheGoonShow
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 7h
Why am I now thinking this phrase in the melody of Holiday In Cambodia by the Dead Kennedys??
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 7h
Ah yes CA has its own extra standards innit. But didn't trump try and kybosh these on some-or-other spurious grounds?
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 12h
The country that's "17% fake" 😊
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 12h
I usually just swear at mine - for example if I can't get something to work. What are they going to make of that?
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 12h
Even funner fact: in the EU and UK, the standards are even tighter.
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 12h
They're not percentages - those figures (2.1 for replacement etc) refer to the actual average number of children per family.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 1d
Going to work knowing or suspecting that you have flu or covid should be a criminal offence.
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 12h
Sadly, it doesn't.
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 12h
He said "Count"!
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 13h
#haiku
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 13h
Sabotage.
You know it makes sense.
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 13h
Wow who could dislike songbirds??
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 13h
It's an ongoing gripe of everybody's that newspaper headlines never implicate car drivers - they deliberately make it sound as if the car did it by itself and therefore that it was kind-of inevitable.
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 16h
#AccidentalHaiku
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 16h
Ubu Roi was not an instruction manual.
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 16h
Is that... a smile?
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 16h
I looked at his feed and he's done that more than once, with ppl he should get on with.
Ffs there's no helping some folk.
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 16h
It speaks volumes that we instantly know which one of the two you are talking about!
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 18h
Mine was better :)
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 18h
two men in suits are jumping in the air and dancing
Alt: Silhouette of Eric Morecambe and Ernie Wise jumping in the air and dancing their signature dance
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 18h
Gah ya beat me to it!!
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 18h
"We're talking about hoarding"
Some truly mind-boggling numbers here
#money #economics #TaxTheRich
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