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Legally obligated to this same idiotic name. Used to do stupid posts on a smart blog. Longhorns. Astros. Bourbon and gumbo enjoyer.
this pops back up every so often, and i read it every single time
In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
this pops back up every so often, and i read it every single time
tip out 26,000 tons of iron ore for the homie edmund
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
tip out 26,000 tons of iron ore for the homie edmund
someone very very very important to me just hit one year of sobriety after overcoming a devastating opioid addiction, can i get a hell yeah in the chat
November 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
someone very very very important to me just hit one year of sobriety after overcoming a devastating opioid addiction, can i get a hell yeah in the chat
[michael rapaport’s slander sense activates]
Name the worst movie/TV accents.
November 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
[michael rapaport’s slander sense activates]
honestly we should be indexing political salaries to college football programs. president gets highest head coach salary, average congressional staff member gets TE coach at an ACC school, etc etc
people hate hearing this but it's 100% true, creating a huge pay gap between political leaders, their staffs, and other elites is a recipe for corruption. of course the flip side of that is taxes on the rich should be jacked way the hell up
The Mayor of New York only makes $260k. I bet there are police that make more than that in NY with overtime.
We need to pay elected leaders more money and stop pretending it's some sort of calling. They're managing hundreds of billions of dollars in investments and millions of people's lives.
We need to pay elected leaders more money and stop pretending it's some sort of calling. They're managing hundreds of billions of dollars in investments and millions of people's lives.
November 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
honestly we should be indexing political salaries to college football programs. president gets highest head coach salary, average congressional staff member gets TE coach at an ACC school, etc etc
i keep thinking back to this and how you absolutely could not coerce testimony this embarrassing out of me. threaten my whole family with jail idgaf i'm pleading the 5th
The officer Sandwich Guy is charged with assaulting testifies that he could feel the impact of the sandwich through his ballistic vest, and it “exploded all over my uniform.” He says he could “smell the onions and the mustard.”
November 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
i keep thinking back to this and how you absolutely could not coerce testimony this embarrassing out of me. threaten my whole family with jail idgaf i'm pleading the 5th
john rocker, famously both a fan and longtime resident of new york city
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
john rocker, famously both a fan and longtime resident of new york city
having policy positions that your voters want is Actually Bad because the real purpose of government is to make sure that no one in a completely different place can make a commercial about you
![Screenshot of article that reads: “A Mamdani victory is a serious political problem for those in the party who believe, as we do, that our primary focus must be on flipping red and purple seats blue, expanding the map for Democrats, and creating a path back to Congress and the White House,” Matt Bennett, executive vice president of center-left think tank Third Way, told MSNBC. “The [Democratic Socialists of America] platform — which Mamdani has not repudiated — hands a potent set of weapons to Republican ad makers eager to tie Mamdani-style politics to Democrats running in much tougher places than deep blue New York.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ozma3timm5c32fa7bimb4zaj/bafkreidedpbe5cweyx6x5pz66ypn74fumifyvinjjr4prysjpvopaqi4vi@jpeg)
November 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
having policy positions that your voters want is Actually Bad because the real purpose of government is to make sure that no one in a completely different place can make a commercial about you
well well well,
November 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
well well well,
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Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
Reposted by your pal uly
Joe Davis said, "This season just keeps on going," and John Smoltz was so sad.
November 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Joe Davis said, "This season just keeps on going," and John Smoltz was so sad.
i cannot handle 18 innings of this, i simply cannot
November 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
i cannot handle 18 innings of this, i simply cannot
you can and should, thank u
can i say i think john smoltz sucks
November 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
you can and should, thank u
i’m going to see one more george springer at bat against the dodgers in the world series and for that i am very grateful
November 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
i’m going to see one more george springer at bat against the dodgers in the world series and for that i am very grateful
brb exhaling for 90 uninterrupted seconds
November 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
brb exhaling for 90 uninterrupted seconds
“i’ve hated the dodgers for as long as i can remember” alex smith speak your truth king
November 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
“i’ve hated the dodgers for as long as i can remember” alex smith speak your truth king
among the many many infuriating things right now is the fact that “doing something about the opioid epidemic” – to the extent that it’s anything more than a talking point – generally means shaming and punishing the victims of the epidemic
Drug testing people for food assistance is just telling people who have addiction (which is a disease) that they should fuck off and starve to death.
I don't believe in starving people because of health conditions.
I don't believe in starving people because of health conditions.
November 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM
among the many many infuriating things right now is the fact that “doing something about the opioid epidemic” – to the extent that it’s anything more than a talking point – generally means shaming and punishing the victims of the epidemic
that may be the dumbest baserunning mistake i’ve ever seen
November 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
that may be the dumbest baserunning mistake i’ve ever seen
lord help me i’m back on my bullshit yet again
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November 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
lord help me i’m back on my bullshit yet again
this is almost certainly the first time the words "i should be paying for health care" have been spoken out loud in that specific order
“I think most people are going to say, OK, I had a great deal during COVID,” said Club For Growth President David McIntosh. “But now it’s back to business as usual, and I should be paying for health care.”
Republicans Face Voter Anger Over Rising Health Care Premiums
Notices of rising health insurance premiums are landing in voters' mailboxes and sending some to Republican town halls to vent their frustration.
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October 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
this is almost certainly the first time the words "i should be paying for health care" have been spoken out loud in that specific order
an incredible basketball has turned into reed sheppard vs alex caruso and we’re all losing
October 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
an incredible basketball has turned into reed sheppard vs alex caruso and we’re all losing
please hit play on this video and then take a big sip of water thank you
October 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
please hit play on this video and then take a big sip of water thank you
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October 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
for your consideration: five minutes of hollerin' about a springer dinger in three languages
evergreen i fear
i wish nick caserio was on this fucking app so i could yell at him
October 21, 2025 at 4:49 AM
evergreen i fear