your pal uly
@uscocksman.bsky.social
Legally obligated to this same idiotic name. Used to do stupid posts on a smart blog. Longhorns. Astros. Bourbon and gumbo enjoyer.
you would think if a teen steals the glasses right off your face and then you do this to yourself you’re at rock bottom but our man is an innovator in the humiliation space
October 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
you would think if a teen steals the glasses right off your face and then you do this to yourself you’re at rock bottom but our man is an innovator in the humiliation space
my numerous doubters and haters can’t say shit imo
October 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
my numerous doubters and haters can’t say shit imo
ol sentient legume lookin ass
September 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
ol sentient legume lookin ass
i mean he really lined that thing up, it's squishing his junk pretty good
September 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
i mean he really lined that thing up, it's squishing his junk pretty good
to all my family and friends, i am so so sorry
September 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
to all my family and friends, i am so so sorry
i think the new city of austin logo is good actually
September 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
i think the new city of austin logo is good actually
Remembering Some Guys: The Astros Lean Years Edition: Positional Hope Springs Eternal
www.immaculategrid.com/remember
www.immaculategrid.com/remember
September 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Remembering Some Guys: The Astros Lean Years Edition: Positional Hope Springs Eternal
www.immaculategrid.com/remember
www.immaculategrid.com/remember
when you realize you've been caught drinking milk in front of god and everyone
August 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
when you realize you've been caught drinking milk in front of god and everyone
i will admit to some skepticism but i do find this evidence compelling
July 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
i will admit to some skepticism but i do find this evidence compelling
time to queue this one up… one of the stupidest songs you’ll ever hear, but the chorus delivers on the promise of title in the least subtle way possible
July 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
time to queue this one up… one of the stupidest songs you’ll ever hear, but the chorus delivers on the promise of title in the least subtle way possible
me when i'm taking time to reflect, to take accountability, and to figure out the next steps, personally and professionally
July 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
me when i'm taking time to reflect, to take accountability, and to figure out the next steps, personally and professionally
"off to a good start buddy"
July 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
"off to a good start buddy"
enjoying the one (1) meal produced from my bountiful annual harvest
June 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
enjoying the one (1) meal produced from my bountiful annual harvest
arriving to inspect my new home, a miniature house with five foot ceilings, primarily composed of a half-car garage
June 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
arriving to inspect my new home, a miniature house with five foot ceilings, primarily composed of a half-car garage
[slaps roof] you can fit so many golden retrievers in this bad boy
June 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
[slaps roof] you can fit so many golden retrievers in this bad boy
