your pal uly
@uscocksman.bsky.social
Legally obligated to this same idiotic name. Used to do stupid posts on a smart blog. Longhorns. Astros. Bourbon and gumbo enjoyer.
ok these are insanely good
November 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
ok these are insanely good
[involuntarily] yeeeeeeee haw
November 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
[involuntarily] yeeeeeeee haw
he contracted blue lung from working the denim mines, just heartbreaking
November 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
he contracted blue lung from working the denim mines, just heartbreaking
from your keyboard to god's phone 🙏
November 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
from your keyboard to god's phone 🙏
left on the tarmac after going winless in conference play for 3 terms
November 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
left on the tarmac after going winless in conference play for 3 terms
they're going to pass by so many shipleys, kolache factories and empanadas on the way in from katy and spring it's crazy
November 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
they're going to pass by so many shipleys, kolache factories and empanadas on the way in from katy and spring it's crazy
he’s looking up and smiling tonight 🥹
November 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
he’s looking up and smiling tonight 🥹
holy shit sara how long is your arm
November 4, 2025 at 5:33 AM
holy shit sara how long is your arm
destroying my life and fleeing the country because they made abilene too gay
November 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
destroying my life and fleeing the country because they made abilene too gay
ok not like that tho
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
ok not like that tho
just said it to the missus, we’re free men
November 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
just said it to the missus, we’re free men