Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust
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I am not picking up what you are putting down. I am looking at it with suspicion and nudging it with my foot.
IT ME!
welcome to bluesky we got:
something awful 2
transsexuals (sad)
transsexuals (smart)
transsexuals (cocaine)
DNC bots
people indistinguishable from DNC bots
jerry
Of course, winter is coming. Extra braking power.
Just waiting for these bad boys to arrive and I’m set!!
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It really feels like Sam Altman promised a lot of Very Serious Old People he was going to create capitalist blowjob jesus based off a tech demo, and now that the bottom’s falling out he’s throwing whatever he can think of at the wall to avoid getting disappeared because he wasted all their money.
Pakman, when some egirl gets “hacked”:

I asked him if there were cameras and told him specifically I did not consent to being filmed.
Though that dude got cancelled for taking all the Kamala moniez and helping her lose the election?
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Big news, friends: on December 3rd, I'll be launching a brand-new history show, "Past Lives." Every episode focuses on the life of a real person from history and tries to make sense of their experiences and their world. There will be weekly scripted episodes and tons of bonus content on Patreon.
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The classiest thing you will see on BlueSky today cc @urbanelevations.bsky.social
High heeled pink croc shoe with front platform attachment resting on a fire pit.
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Happy Thanksgiving, Canada!

Love,

Australia
Any engineer worth their ring knows the correct application of pressure using duct tape over MBA Bro’s slop hole will drastically reduce if not completely inhibit “slop through” given enough time.
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Engineering: we're all out of ideas!
MBA Bro: have you tried making it shittier?
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It's "leet"

"Words can have a 3 instead of an E in them!" That's how you sound to me.
Gold and teal will strike,
Seahawks grounded, skies are ours
Touchdown Jesus shines.

GO TEAM!!