Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust
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A very short story…
December 20, 2025 at 9:38 PM
A very short story…
Ben Shapiro settles into the blocks.
*starter’s pistol cracks
AND THEY’RE OFF…
*starter’s pistol cracks
AND THEY’RE OFF…
December 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Ben Shapiro settles into the blocks.
*starter’s pistol cracks
AND THEY’RE OFF…
*starter’s pistol cracks
AND THEY’RE OFF…
Funny like this? I’m a hilarious dummy for doing this…
December 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Funny like this? I’m a hilarious dummy for doing this…
Telling the kids this is Sylvester Stallone and to be on the lookout for the imposter.
December 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Telling the kids this is Sylvester Stallone and to be on the lookout for the imposter.
December 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Need to know if share a stylist. It’s actually pretty important. Reasons
December 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Need to know if share a stylist. It’s actually pretty important. Reasons
😁
November 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
😁
Happy Thanksgiving mis companeros Americanos!
November 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Happy Thanksgiving mis companeros Americanos!
This sounds like a challenge…
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
This sounds like a challenge…
Twitter grifters rn…
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Twitter grifters rn…
How my day has gone…
November 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
How my day has gone…
This is all I see every time a pic of him comes up lol.
November 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This is all I see every time a pic of him comes up lol.
November 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Putting together a team…
November 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Putting together a team…
Uncanny
***apologies to Wrinkles
***apologies to Wrinkles
November 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Uncanny
***apologies to Wrinkles
***apologies to Wrinkles
Houston you got a problem. It’s time you got some religion…
GO TEAM!!!!
GO TEAM!!!!
November 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Houston you got a problem. It’s time you got some religion…
GO TEAM!!!!
GO TEAM!!!!
***turns Threat Level up to 11
Wanna go… ? 🤌🏻
Wanna go… ? 🤌🏻
November 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
***turns Threat Level up to 11
Wanna go… ? 🤌🏻
Wanna go… ? 🤌🏻
It was this or Mountain Dew.
November 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
It was this or Mountain Dew.
Did this one 5 years ago. Used Dolomite. It doesn’t overwhelm
October 31, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Did this one 5 years ago. Used Dolomite. It doesn’t overwhelm
Gotta be real here… existing bathroom was done. Needed the update. Prolly would have recommended Dolomite or Thassos marble. The fx are trendy.
The only mistake is the vanity.
The only mistake is the vanity.
October 31, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Gotta be real here… existing bathroom was done. Needed the update. Prolly would have recommended Dolomite or Thassos marble. The fx are trendy.
The only mistake is the vanity.
The only mistake is the vanity.
Imagine going through life as Simple Jack but angry all the time
October 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Imagine going through life as Simple Jack but angry all the time
October 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Gotta feel for Kimmy. Tyler is vicious
October 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Gotta feel for Kimmy. Tyler is vicious
Just walk to the store and grab a bag like any other Canadian
October 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Just walk to the store and grab a bag like any other Canadian
He’s doing his very best Sista!
14/10 skritches
14/10 skritches
October 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
He’s doing his very best Sista!
14/10 skritches
14/10 skritches