Trump: "Thank goodness for TiVo or something thereof, right? We love TiVo. It's one of the greatest inventions in history. Have a good time. Thank you."

I mean I was driving it around in 2002, it was largely being held together by hope and vibes at that point

I had one in 70s brown and it was in fact fun to drive, sadly one small accident led to it being totaled out

the only moral action is to abolish ICE and punish those who are members of ICE

not the gear by spirit Halloween, I can't

oh the guy from American Dad and Reacher?

lol wow

"traditional" southern wrestling, eh?

There is so little real justice in this world. So if you can, enjoy the fact that Trump is one of the most miserable people alive.

Look at that closeup: a rictus of pain, confusion, anger, paranoia, exhaustion. Rapidly increasing illness and dementia. And it’s only gonna get worse for him.

👀

whenever someone calls me a tankie

The Inky is the best big city paper around. For the local beat, sure, but they're the best on the national stage too. Yes I'm a homer but everyone knows their paper is the fucking best. They were the only paper talking honestly about Trump during the election and they've kept it going.

he has so much fun from under like 50 lbs of makeup

Deep Space Nine

I came here to recommend Xena on the N64 but no, this, this game that you suggested is truly retched

The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse.
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email

it’s adorable how they are that meme in real life

The funniest part is when the blue sky team announced something dumb and the entire community's reaction en masse is that it's dumb and bluesky just pretends like it's not seeing any of that until one of the team members has a crashout from the stress of pretending to be eternally correct

Remember when Mike Pence attended Hamilton and the cast adlibbed some resistlib patter personally to him? Why did none of them feel immense shame about performing in a show that would seem initially appealing to Mike Pence?

The most completely mundane replies being hid in my mentions without my consent or control is absolutely ridiculous and outrageous.

@pfrazee.com y’all gotta give us back control of our own accounts this is out of hand.

Literally hid a cat picture someone sent me.

Hungover from that Mara largo orgy for the billionaires

I watched some rugby earlier and had no idea what was happening for most of it but it was more compelling than college football

Let’s be clear, most EBT users are white. The reason he’s specifically lying about “weaves” and we’ve seen so many AI fakes of Black women ranting about food stamps is they need to make BW the face EBT because they know many Americans don’t care if Black people suffer, and some actually wish for it.

jimminy crickets