unfortun-alt
@unfortunalt.bsky.social
very NSFW, 18/21+
30-something-otter-y/nerdy-type. ⬇️/sometimes↕️/always an exhibitionist.
if you know me irl, no you really don’t.
I repost a lot.
partnered/open in nyc
he/him
Andy👋🏻
gift a coffee? https://cash.app/$unfortunandy
30-something-otter-y/nerdy-type. ⬇️/sometimes↕️/always an exhibitionist.
if you know me irl, no you really don’t.
I repost a lot.
partnered/open in nyc
he/him
Andy👋🏻
gift a coffee? https://cash.app/$unfortunandy
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unfortun-alt
@unfortunalt.bsky.social
· Nov 10
"not even particularly horny rn..."
*five minutes of scrolling here later*
*five minutes of scrolling here later*
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The results of a lazy, horny day in bed. Could probably go again, but you’re not here ☹️
#sundaycumday
#sundaycumday
November 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The results of a lazy, horny day in bed. Could probably go again, but you’re not here ☹️
#sundaycumday
#sundaycumday
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come and be my ho ho ho
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
come and be my ho ho ho
are we really doing this discourse. I know some aspects of the 2000s aesthetic are trendy again but policing others’ sexual preferences shouldn’t be.
(**nor should the pre-financial crisis fashions imo, but that’s my only real hot take; we all looked like shit, sorry, but not rly that sorry.)
(**nor should the pre-financial crisis fashions imo, but that’s my only real hot take; we all looked like shit, sorry, but not rly that sorry.)
November 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
are we really doing this discourse. I know some aspects of the 2000s aesthetic are trendy again but policing others’ sexual preferences shouldn’t be.
(**nor should the pre-financial crisis fashions imo, but that’s my only real hot take; we all looked like shit, sorry, but not rly that sorry.)
(**nor should the pre-financial crisis fashions imo, but that’s my only real hot take; we all looked like shit, sorry, but not rly that sorry.)
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wanted to post something but didn’t know what to post - hope this works ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
wanted to post something but didn’t know what to post - hope this works ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
oooo she’s startin (again) 😤😮💨
November 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
oooo she’s startin (again) 😤😮💨
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November 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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It’s cooooold
November 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
It’s cooooold
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the time has cum 💦
November 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
the time has cum 💦
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Can’t decide… these have the most likes does that mean they’re good?? 🤷🏻♂️
November 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Can’t decide… these have the most likes does that mean they’re good?? 🤷🏻♂️
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November 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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This one :)
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
This one :)
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This one is my fav. 🍑
November 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
This one is my fav. 🍑
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November 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Started my workout but someone wanted to know how my cock was doing now…
November 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Started my workout but someone wanted to know how my cock was doing now…
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don’t you need it in you? 😚
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
don’t you need it in you? 😚
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The other night, had a really hot dream with me topping and breeding a friend (it doesn’t happen often)… I’ve been stupid horny ever since 😮💨🥵
(Unrelated, finally got my balls and shaft waxed again!):
(Unrelated, finally got my balls and shaft waxed again!):
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
The other night, had a really hot dream with me topping and breeding a friend (it doesn’t happen often)… I’ve been stupid horny ever since 😮💨🥵
(Unrelated, finally got my balls and shaft waxed again!):
(Unrelated, finally got my balls and shaft waxed again!):
