unfortun-alt
@unfortunalt.bsky.social
very NSFW, 18/21+
30-something-otter-y/nerdy-type. ⬇️/sometimes↕️/always an exhibitionist.
if you know me irl, no you really don’t.
I repost a lot.
partnered/open in nyc
he/him
Andy👋🏻
gift a coffee? https://cash.app/$unfortunandy
30-something-otter-y/nerdy-type. ⬇️/sometimes↕️/always an exhibitionist.
if you know me irl, no you really don’t.
I repost a lot.
partnered/open in nyc
he/him
Andy👋🏻
gift a coffee? https://cash.app/$unfortunandy
repost with a picture of you on all 4s
(mostly participating bc way more of you need to appreciate the stud quoted here 😤😮💨🫠)
(mostly participating bc way more of you need to appreciate the stud quoted here 😤😮💨🫠)
November 26, 2025 at 10:51 AM
repost with a picture of you on all 4s
(mostly participating bc way more of you need to appreciate the stud quoted here 😤😮💨🫠)
(mostly participating bc way more of you need to appreciate the stud quoted here 😤😮💨🫠)
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
also new pfp (bc, once again, we had a very close call / very nearly gigantic oopsie with confusing accounts)
🫢🫠🙃
🫢🫠🙃
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
also new pfp (bc, once again, we had a very close call / very nearly gigantic oopsie with confusing accounts)
🫢🫠🙃
🫢🫠🙃
*ten minutes ago*
think I’m gonna just have a chill, relaxing little bath maybe…? 🤔🥹
*my dick*
yeahhh … u THOUGHT 😈
think I’m gonna just have a chill, relaxing little bath maybe…? 🤔🥹
*my dick*
yeahhh … u THOUGHT 😈
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
*ten minutes ago*
think I’m gonna just have a chill, relaxing little bath maybe…? 🤔🥹
*my dick*
yeahhh … u THOUGHT 😈
think I’m gonna just have a chill, relaxing little bath maybe…? 🤔🥹
*my dick*
yeahhh … u THOUGHT 😈
regret to inform that I may be veering sharply into a new vers era because of all y’all’s truly perfect 🍑s. please respect my privacy during this unsettling time.
uhhhh, yeah, no, the video clip’s totally unrelated 👀😤
uhhhh, yeah, no, the video clip’s totally unrelated 👀😤
November 25, 2025 at 12:05 PM
regret to inform that I may be veering sharply into a new vers era because of all y’all’s truly perfect 🍑s. please respect my privacy during this unsettling time.
uhhhh, yeah, no, the video clip’s totally unrelated 👀😤
uhhhh, yeah, no, the video clip’s totally unrelated 👀😤
lil throwback to one especially messy tummy Tuesday.
and how all Tuesdays ought to be, really, imo. 😏😈
and how all Tuesdays ought to be, really, imo. 😏😈
November 25, 2025 at 11:12 AM
lil throwback to one especially messy tummy Tuesday.
and how all Tuesdays ought to be, really, imo. 😏😈
and how all Tuesdays ought to be, really, imo. 😏😈
another long workday is finally done for me; still have a lot of work for you to do, though
😌😏
#mcm #monochromeMonday
😌😏
#mcm #monochromeMonday
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
another long workday is finally done for me; still have a lot of work for you to do, though
😌😏
#mcm #monochromeMonday
😌😏
#mcm #monochromeMonday
well no one could have predicted such a horny #mcm #monochromeMonday — not a single soul 🤷🏻♂️😮💨
November 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
well no one could have predicted such a horny #mcm #monochromeMonday — not a single soul 🤷🏻♂️😮💨
showing fuzzy 🕳️on #monochromeMonday ? I know, I know, so out of character for me 🫣🤷🏻♂️
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 AM
showing fuzzy 🕳️on #monochromeMonday ? I know, I know, so out of character for me 🫣🤷🏻♂️
need mouth and/or pole, thx xo
November 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
need mouth and/or pole, thx xo
well, that IS consistent with some of the contents of your bio on here so I should have perhaps had a hunch there 🤔😏
but with alllll that in mind, a few gifts in return 😘
but with alllll that in mind, a few gifts in return 😘
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
well, that IS consistent with some of the contents of your bio on here so I should have perhaps had a hunch there 🤔😏
but with alllll that in mind, a few gifts in return 😘
but with alllll that in mind, a few gifts in return 😘
well that was an especially quick rebound 😵💫😵💫
November 23, 2025 at 12:45 PM
well that was an especially quick rebound 😵💫😵💫
show me your bush 😤
(please? 🥹☺️)
(please? 🥹☺️)
November 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
show me your bush 😤
(please? 🥹☺️)
(please? 🥹☺️)
not that I was ever particularly invested in using it, but unfortunately snapchat is demonic and must be destroyed
🤬😠
🤬😠
November 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
not that I was ever particularly invested in using it, but unfortunately snapchat is demonic and must be destroyed
🤬😠
🤬😠
underwear check point
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🫡
November 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
underwear check point
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I find a little early morning exertion can get me ready for a bit more sleep. and I am poised and ready for a little exertion this am. clearly.
😏
😏
November 22, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I find a little early morning exertion can get me ready for a bit more sleep. and I am poised and ready for a little exertion this am. clearly.
😏
😏
typical catching-up-on-Friday-posts behavior this morning
November 22, 2025 at 11:42 AM
typical catching-up-on-Friday-posts behavior this morning
as previously threatened (!!!!)
🤨😤
(also: it’s impossible to wear this and not make taking it off, like, a whole striptease moment ijs.)
🤨😤
(also: it’s impossible to wear this and not make taking it off, like, a whole striptease moment ijs.)
November 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
as previously threatened (!!!!)
🤨😤
(also: it’s impossible to wear this and not make taking it off, like, a whole striptease moment ijs.)
🤨😤
(also: it’s impossible to wear this and not make taking it off, like, a whole striptease moment ijs.)
November 21, 2025 at 12:33 PM
certainlyyyyy — since it’s your birthday and all, have as many helpings as you please, too
😏😘😈🫡
😏😘😈🫡
November 21, 2025 at 3:38 AM
certainlyyyyy — since it’s your birthday and all, have as many helpings as you please, too
😏😘😈🫡
😏😘😈🫡
as is tradition, regrettably my one semi-monthly actual selfie has auto-destructed after ~10 hours. however, an offering, an act of #fursday penance 🙏🏻
November 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
as is tradition, regrettably my one semi-monthly actual selfie has auto-destructed after ~10 hours. however, an offering, an act of #fursday penance 🙏🏻
