*ten minutes ago*

think I’m gonna just have a chill, relaxing little bath maybe…? 🤔🥹

*my dick*

yeahhh … u THOUGHT 😈

regret to inform that I may be veering sharply into a new vers era because of all y’all’s truly perfect 🍑s. please respect my privacy during this unsettling time.

uhhhh, yeah, no, the video clip’s totally unrelated 👀😤

lil throwback to one especially messy tummy Tuesday.

and how all Tuesdays ought to be, really, imo. 😏😈

another long workday is finally done for me; still have a lot of work for you to do, though

😌😏

#mcm #monochromeMonday

well no one could have predicted such a horny #mcm #monochromeMonday — not a single soul 🤷🏻‍♂️😮‍💨

showing fuzzy 🕳️on #monochromeMonday ? I know, I know, so out of character for me 🫣🤷🏻‍♂️

well, that IS consistent with some of the contents of your bio on here so I should have perhaps had a hunch there 🤔😏

but with alllll that in mind, a few gifts in return 😘

typical catching-up-on-Friday-posts behavior this morning

as previously threatened (!!!!)
🤨😤

(also: it’s impossible to wear this and not make taking it off, like, a whole striptease moment ijs.)