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@unfortunalt.bsky.social
very NSFW, 18/21+

30-something-otter-y/nerdy-type. ⬇️/sometimes↕️/always an exhibitionist.

if you know me irl, no you really don’t.

I repost a lot.

partnered/open in nyc
he/him
Andy👋🏻

gift a coffee? https://cash.app/$unfortunandy
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"not even particularly horny rn..."

*five minutes of scrolling here later*
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November 26, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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what if i just sat in front of you like this huh? then what?
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
this also counts for #humpday — just got a little ahead of myself ig 😮‍💨😮‍💨😏
sorry for the posting-spree but @soyosaya.bsky.social has again insisted I do so 🙄

😏😈
November 26, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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I think I want to start a #ToyTuesday 🕹️ trend… 🥵 How fun would that be? 🤭 What do you Boys think? 😈
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
furry, teased 🕳️ and some bonus guest stars for a very early insomniac #humpday
November 26, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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yall mind if I masturbate for a while
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Repost a pic with you on all 4s (technically 3)

I miss the risky gym days back home 🥲.
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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It’s #fcf #fatcockfriday boys. Enjoy a softie
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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An eager hole for your #fcf along with my dick when I’m not a #chastity slut
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 AM
sorry for the posting-spree but @soyosaya.bsky.social has again insisted I do so 🙄

😏😈
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
also new pfp (bc, once again, we had a very close call / very nearly gigantic oopsie with confusing accounts)

🫢🫠🙃
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
*ten minutes ago*

think I’m gonna just have a chill, relaxing little bath maybe…? 🤔🥹

*my dick*

yeahhh … u THOUGHT 😈
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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#NutNovember: Day 25 of 30 (load #34)
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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My hairy ass does not know what day is.
November 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Oh it’s also #todgertuesday

Btw it’s chilly okay 🫣
November 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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How are we all this Sunday?
November 23, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Another Happy ending 💦 @thotinwaiting.bsky.social was edged out of his mind for this one
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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When he gets you so hard it’s difficult to keep it in your jeans.
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Should be going for a run but would much prefer some naked snuggles… any volunteers to help 👉👈
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Happy Tuesday y'all.... #toweltuesday
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Is it fat cock Friday already?
November 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Hey look that’s my arse!

What an incredible piece from @artisticjohn.bsky.social go follow him if you haven’t already, his work is awesome!!!
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Sunday cumday pov. Ready to catch this load?
November 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Who doesn't love playing with their own cum🐷😈🫧
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM