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PanMyHandleGuy185
@midwestguy185.bsky.social
NSFW +18. 23 Chaotic Bisexual. Gamer/Movie Lover 👾🎮. Environmental/ Natural Resource Major 🌿🌱🌳. Posting what I like, myself, and anything else I make up on the way.
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Third (maybe fourth I lost count, times the charm)

Something something hotel lighting #humpday
All of yall lying. Theres no way everyone in the over 30 thread are that age. Everyone looks like they should still be in their late 20s and they need to stop lying cause it isn’t fun anymore.
November 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I am just a pole and hole. Either can be used
Weekend mantra:

I am just a pole to use
November 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Me looking at the last slice of pumpkin pie in the fridge:
November 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I have to start driving all the way back home tomorrow 🫠🤮.

But I also get to meet a bloomf irl and hopefully not blow it 😏🙂‍↔️😌
November 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
It has to be this. I don’t think I have anything to top it
November 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Catching up with people that I’ve used to have sex with is honestly one of my favorite things to do.

I’ll talk to them over snap and text then meet up with them in person for a bit and we will have the most casual conversation ever like we haven’t seen each other naked before
November 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I’ve achieved the: spend so much you’re broke title today and I’m please with myself cause now I have wall decor for my basic ass walls back home
November 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Post your favourite “The Lord of The Rings” character. Wrong answers only.
November 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
If I had a dollar for everyone I’ve seen glance up and stare at me while also whispering something about my height today I think I’d be able to cover all my Black Friday spending.
November 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I don’t know why, but I thought all the stores in town would be completely empty because everyone would be doing the cyber deals instead of actually shopping on Black Friday.

This shit is insane and I haven’t even left Starbucks yet to do my actual shopping 🥲🙃🥲
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Stealth mission completed. The turkey has been stuffed and basted. The sweet potato pies also got their marshmallow topping on them.
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Bruh. I love my family and all and I want to spend time with them while I’m home.

But it makes it so hard when they also want to go Black Friday shopping with me when I’m using it as an excuse to suck dick 🙃. Guys, you do not want to go looking for the same things that I’ll be looking for I swear!
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Going Black Friday shopping today. Hopefully I pick up a threesome like I want
November 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Turkey day #scirkle!!! Kinda rude of bloomf to take up space with his main and his alt in mine tho
November 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
How it feels to be back in Kentucky for the weekend:
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Thanksgiving fit (no one knows I have a jockstrap underneath)

Thankful to all my bloomfs and the people I’ve met on this app that make it such a warm and welcoming place 💚
November 27, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Reposted by PanMyHandleGuy185
Always ❤️❤️❤️
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I want cock.

That’s it. That’s the post
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I missed showering in hotels honestly
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I don’t think bloomf realizes how shy/nervous/unconfident I am irl compared to how much of an extroverted freak I can be online
November 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
To meet up with a bloomf or not to meet up with a bloomf? That is the question.
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
IM FINALLY FREE!!!

Now I just have to drive to Arkansas
spongebob squarepants is standing in a kitchen with a life preserver on the wall behind him
ALT: spongebob squarepants is standing in a kitchen with a life preserver on the wall behind him
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November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The way bloomf switches between his main and alt in the matter of minutes to respond to something needs to be studied
November 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I have an hour and a half left and I can see the light at the end of the tunnel
a man is sitting in front of a wall with shamrocks and the words this light is bright
ALT: a man is sitting in front of a wall with shamrocks and the words this light is bright
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November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Unfortunately I can’t just give a small little smooch because it will turn into a heavy make out session that ends with ripped clothing and both of us out of breath covered in sweat.
November 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM