PanMyHandleGuy185
@midwestguy185.bsky.social
NSFW +18. 23 Chaotic Bisexual. Gamer/Movie Lover 👾🎮. Environmental/ Natural Resource Major 🌿🌱🌳. Posting what I like, myself, and anything else I make up on the way.
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Where are we at with self driving cars? Because I really just want to beat my meat to all the beautiful butts on my feed after work instead of driving and paying attention to where I’m going
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Where are we at with self driving cars? Because I really just want to beat my meat to all the beautiful butts on my feed after work instead of driving and paying attention to where I’m going
How your emails are finding me as I’m still stuck here today:
(I’ve been on this app the entire time)
(I’ve been on this app the entire time)
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
How your emails are finding me as I’m still stuck here today:
(I’ve been on this app the entire time)
(I’ve been on this app the entire time)
I can’t replay this 1 1/2 hour video a third time. I’m either going to go insane or people are going to recognize it’s the same instructional training video I’ve been watching since this morning
November 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I can’t replay this 1 1/2 hour video a third time. I’m either going to go insane or people are going to recognize it’s the same instructional training video I’ve been watching since this morning
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Kinda bored enough to post something but also idk
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Kinda bored enough to post something but also idk
FUCCCCKKKKKKK. I STILL HAVE 4 1/2 HOURS LEFT
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
FUCCCCKKKKKKK. I STILL HAVE 4 1/2 HOURS LEFT
So since I can’t get stuffed for the next couple of days, does that mean that I have to stuff someone else for the holiday?
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
So since I can’t get stuffed for the next couple of days, does that mean that I have to stuff someone else for the holiday?
Waiting to see if my bosses boss took today off so that I can whip out my switch without him randomly popping in again today
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Waiting to see if my bosses boss took today off so that I can whip out my switch without him randomly popping in again today
I decided to see what it looked like from behind when using my toy versus the front.
There may or may not also be a video that goes along with these images. #humpday
There may or may not also be a video that goes along with these images. #humpday
November 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I decided to see what it looked like from behind when using my toy versus the front.
There may or may not also be a video that goes along with these images. #humpday
There may or may not also be a video that goes along with these images. #humpday
Can someone pack my bags for me. I don’t wanna
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Can someone pack my bags for me. I don’t wanna
November 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
30 more minutes and I’m taking inventory of office supplies to make time go by faster
a man is carrying a yellow mop on a beach .
ALT: a man is carrying a yellow mop on a beach .
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November 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
30 more minutes and I’m taking inventory of office supplies to make time go by faster
Ughhhhhhhhhh I just realized I have to pack for a trip back home after work tomorrow.
Then I get to look forward to working a full shift, then driving 5 hours after that 😭
Then I get to look forward to working a full shift, then driving 5 hours after that 😭
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Ughhhhhhhhhh I just realized I have to pack for a trip back home after work tomorrow.
Then I get to look forward to working a full shift, then driving 5 hours after that 😭
Then I get to look forward to working a full shift, then driving 5 hours after that 😭
I was being productive today, then I realized…..why?
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I was being productive today, then I realized…..why?
Which fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a child.
My arachnophobia couple with living next to the woods terrified me for weeks as the sun went down in the winter
My arachnophobia couple with living next to the woods terrified me for weeks as the sun went down in the winter
November 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Which fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a child.
My arachnophobia couple with living next to the woods terrified me for weeks as the sun went down in the winter
My arachnophobia couple with living next to the woods terrified me for weeks as the sun went down in the winter
Repost a pic with you on all 4s (technically 3)
I miss the risky gym days back home 🥲.
I miss the risky gym days back home 🥲.
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Repost a pic with you on all 4s (technically 3)
I miss the risky gym days back home 🥲.
I miss the risky gym days back home 🥲.
Yeaaaaaaa that’s the last time I bake the “eat or bake” cookie dough cause wtf is this?! I have never seen such disgusting looking cookies come from the oven before
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Yeaaaaaaa that’s the last time I bake the “eat or bake” cookie dough cause wtf is this?! I have never seen such disgusting looking cookies come from the oven before
I think I ate too much and I have no regrets.
…….Also I have cookies in the oven
…….Also I have cookies in the oven
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I think I ate too much and I have no regrets.
…….Also I have cookies in the oven
…….Also I have cookies in the oven
I think a steak dinner with asparagus, rice, and mushrooms was all I needed to feel an ounce of joy today
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I think a steak dinner with asparagus, rice, and mushrooms was all I needed to feel an ounce of joy today
You’re telling me that everyone else gets to call out of work this week, but I have to stay to clean/organize the office space, & I have to read transcripts for a training instead of play a video and not pay attention at all?!?
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
You’re telling me that everyone else gets to call out of work this week, but I have to stay to clean/organize the office space, & I have to read transcripts for a training instead of play a video and not pay attention at all?!?
I want ice cream but idk what to get and from whereeeeeee
November 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I want ice cream but idk what to get and from whereeeeeee
It’s feeling like a: “stand in the living room and spin around while listening to music with the headphones on blast and dissociating for a bit” kind of night
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
It’s feeling like a: “stand in the living room and spin around while listening to music with the headphones on blast and dissociating for a bit” kind of night
I still think I need to get my numbers up for a blackout. Hot tub sex and an orgy sounds like the way to go for the rest.
November 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I still think I need to get my numbers up for a blackout. Hot tub sex and an orgy sounds like the way to go for the rest.
I was very brave and did chores despite my stomach and ass literally killing me today.
I deserve to suck someone’s dick as a reward
I deserve to suck someone’s dick as a reward
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I was very brave and did chores despite my stomach and ass literally killing me today.
I deserve to suck someone’s dick as a reward
I deserve to suck someone’s dick as a reward
Meh why not. Theres nothing else to do today. #sundaycumday
November 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Meh why not. Theres nothing else to do today. #sundaycumday