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midwestguy185.bsky.social
PanMyHandleGuy185
@midwestguy185.bsky.social
NSFW +18. 23 Chaotic Bisexual. Gamer/Movie Lover 👾🎮. Environmental/ Natural Resource Major 🌿🌱🌳. Posting what I like, myself, and anything else I make up on the way.
How your emails are finding me as I’m still stuck here today:

(I’ve been on this app the entire time)
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Eh fuck it.

I think this was maybe 45 min into edging in this toy. #humpday
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I decided to see what it looked like from behind when using my toy versus the front.

There may or may not also be a video that goes along with these images. #humpday
November 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Hey siri, play my Twenty-One pilots playlist on Spotify

theinnocencetest.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Which fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a child.

My arachnophobia couple with living next to the woods terrified me for weeks as the sun went down in the winter
November 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Repost a pic with you on all 4s (technically 3)

I miss the risky gym days back home 🥲.
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I have leftovers if you want to run by and grab them.

It doesn’t looks as good as what my plate looked like but I swear it’s delicious
November 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I think I ate too much and I have no regrets.

…….Also I have cookies in the oven
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I still think I need to get my numbers up for a blackout. Hot tub sex and an orgy sounds like the way to go for the rest.
November 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Meh why not. Theres nothing else to do today. #sundaycumday
November 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
November 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I’m in the mood to tell someone I love them, have a slutty makeout session with them, then disappear for the night
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
1) Doesn’t take much. Grab my interest with your posts, be funny, have witty commentary, be hot (my version), and be a normal internet person.
2) Also stop. I’m in a good mood and don’t want to cry cause then I won’t stop the walls from breaking from the last time I cried a year ago 🥰🥲
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Okay that’s a little too much. Don’t get carried away
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
1) Define a lot: it’s not like @p-jay-dig.bsky.social although I’m jealous of him sometimes, but if you give really good head it could be.
2) MAYBE?! I feel anger, hornieness, love, annoyance & hunger for many many people
November 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Also no. If you think I should shave my hole or would want me to before meeting:

Fuck you, unfollow me, and you’re a booty bitch
November 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
November 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Strike two motherfuckers.
November 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
MIKE STARTED IT IS ALL IM SAYING
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
1) I’m a beach slut. I’d go to probably Costa Rica or maybe even Italy.
2) If you’re feral I’m probably putting you down cause I don’t want rabies
3) So long as it’s not in my shower yes
4) Somehow there’s more DL men here than KY and it makes me want to go to OKC and Dallas more often
November 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
WHAT DID I JUST SAY BITCH (also maybe yes)
November 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I wasn’t didn’t have an edible, or a sip of alcohol when I thought this yesterday.

I wonder how wine tonight will make me think with this in mind
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I’m sure doing this after sleeping for 3 1/2 hours and immediately pounding wine is a good idea.

Also I keep getting real slutty questions and I may just ignore those types tn cause why are you asking me things about my hole you wouldn’t say in the comments 😛

ngl.link/midwestguy185
November 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Maybe cooking on the same day I took an unplanned nap wasn’t the best idea. Now I’m deciding between another Diet Coke or wine
November 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I made a decision on the beard thing.

Also, I have zero plans for what I’m about to do in this couch store. I’m just running off of pure vibes.
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM