hogzilla
@douchewater.bsky.social
sad, strange little man; nsfw
i feel like i shouldn’t have to work this morning bc i’m sleepy and my hole’s a lil sore :/
November 30, 2025 at 10:56 AM
i feel like i shouldn’t have to work this morning bc i’m sleepy and my hole’s a lil sore :/
wanted to post something but didn’t know what to post - hope this works ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
wanted to post something but didn’t know what to post - hope this works ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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lazy saturday at home 🥰
November 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
lazy saturday at home 🥰
look over the edge but not too far
November 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
look over the edge but not too far
me learning someone else’s age: wow
me remembering my own age: wow
me remembering my own age: wow
November 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
me learning someone else’s age: wow
me remembering my own age: wow
me remembering my own age: wow
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Late submission for FCF. Hope you babes are enjoying the holiday 😘
November 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Late submission for FCF. Hope you babes are enjoying the holiday 😘
very sorry — diet culture and disordered eating history and this fucking holiday are all converging and i just need everyone to fucking chill
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
very sorry — diet culture and disordered eating history and this fucking holiday are all converging and i just need everyone to fucking chill
my body has looked 1000000 different ways in my time on this earth and never once has it been “correct” but truly what i’ve learned is that changing how i look never once made me happier and every time i get to a new place in life and look back i always wish i had loved and appreciated myself more!!
November 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
my body has looked 1000000 different ways in my time on this earth and never once has it been “correct” but truly what i’ve learned is that changing how i look never once made me happier and every time i get to a new place in life and look back i always wish i had loved and appreciated myself more!!
i wish ads would understand that i’m not interested in losing weight or growing my hair back please just let me be chubby and bald in peace 🙏🏻
November 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
i wish ads would understand that i’m not interested in losing weight or growing my hair back please just let me be chubby and bald in peace 🙏🏻
it looks like silent hill outside but we’re hangin 🤙
November 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
it looks like silent hill outside but we’re hangin 🤙
there’s this nearly shot for shot off off off brand version of The Holiday but it’s a bunch of white gays and yes it is as bad as it sounds and it is also exactly what i needed this morning
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
there’s this nearly shot for shot off off off brand version of The Holiday but it’s a bunch of white gays and yes it is as bad as it sounds and it is also exactly what i needed this morning
why would i watch something if it doesn’t have queen latifah in it
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
why would i watch something if it doesn’t have queen latifah in it
i definitely lost the battle against the onion i chopped up for dinner like literal tears streaming down my face for like 15 full minutes she was not happy
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
i definitely lost the battle against the onion i chopped up for dinner like literal tears streaming down my face for like 15 full minutes she was not happy
ok back 2 hogzilla posting ✌️
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
ok back 2 hogzilla posting ✌️
boss: why are you so tired? didn’t you drink an energy drink on your break?
me: no i dissociated in my car for 30 minutes like i always do
me: no i dissociated in my car for 30 minutes like i always do
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
boss: why are you so tired? didn’t you drink an energy drink on your break?
me: no i dissociated in my car for 30 minutes like i always do
me: no i dissociated in my car for 30 minutes like i always do
caroline i love you
Hit Me Where It Hurts by Caroline Polachek on Apple Music
Song · 2019 · Duration 3:04
music.apple.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
caroline i love you
i love fucking blocking people shut the fuck up
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
i love fucking blocking people shut the fuck up
how are you gonna enter through the exit and then get mad at me for trying to exit through the exit??? fuck you??
November 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
how are you gonna enter through the exit and then get mad at me for trying to exit through the exit??? fuck you??
trying to werk on my rbf but guess what everything is infuriating so yeah i generally look pissed off 🤷🏻♂️
November 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
trying to werk on my rbf but guess what everything is infuriating so yeah i generally look pissed off 🤷🏻♂️
i literally do not care if it’s the new meme format please do not make me look at that demon i am so serious
November 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
i literally do not care if it’s the new meme format please do not make me look at that demon i am so serious
i don’t know if this is a niche experience or if i’m just annoying but i was a gay mormon teen who did choir in the mid to late 2000s and wicked was at the cross section of all of those things for a lot of that time and i just can’t! i can’t go back there! i’m not strong enough!!! sorry!!
November 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
i don’t know if this is a niche experience or if i’m just annoying but i was a gay mormon teen who did choir in the mid to late 2000s and wicked was at the cross section of all of those things for a lot of that time and i just can’t! i can’t go back there! i’m not strong enough!!! sorry!!
a throwback fav for flannel cock friday; stay hairy, babes 😚
November 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
a throwback fav for flannel cock friday; stay hairy, babes 😚
so many folks have seen my boner that’s wild
November 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
so many folks have seen my boner that’s wild
some mentally ill thoughts are like cute or funny or relatable enough to share even though they’re unwell but sometimes i type things out and read them and think oh no that’s like actually sad discard draft lol
November 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
some mentally ill thoughts are like cute or funny or relatable enough to share even though they’re unwell but sometimes i type things out and read them and think oh no that’s like actually sad discard draft lol
aforementioned pumpkin bars; did up a lil brown butter cream cheese icing, ate that right up 👨🍳
November 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
aforementioned pumpkin bars; did up a lil brown butter cream cheese icing, ate that right up 👨🍳