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sad, strange little man; nsfw
ok back 2 hogzilla posting ✌️
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
a throwback fav for flannel cock friday; stay hairy, babes 😚
November 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
aforementioned pumpkin bars; did up a lil brown butter cream cheese icing, ate that right up 👨‍🍳
November 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
making pumpkin bars pic unrelated
November 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
local bald takes selfie 📸
November 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
now playing: that! feels good! — jessie ware

pearls has one of my favorite bridges of all time i would love to butcher that at karaoke someday. i love this album.
November 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
sharing this half-headless outtake bc i like how my chest is sitting 🤔
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
wednesday but make it lazy 😴😴
November 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
hiiiiiii 😛
November 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
1000 days alcohol free. i have more feelings about this than i thought i would ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
it has been a trying few days on the internet - had to unearth this
November 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
fat cock friday but the pic was taken on wednesday bc i’m still on the clock :/ stay festive babes!!
November 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
wet dick wednesday or whatever the fuck we want it to be 💦
November 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
cheesin cus it’s my friday (thank fuck i am so tired) ✌️
November 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
thought about this while making lunch and laughed out loud
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
i think my compass is broken, it just keeps doing this?
November 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
what’s up?
November 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
🤓
November 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
now playing: magdalene by fka twigs

not to sound like pitchfork dot com but this album is so so so good and i will never forgive the world for what they did to cellophane that song is devastating also fuck you shia lebouf
November 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
real quick 😚
November 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
now spinning — empire records: the soundtrack

this movie came out the year i was born but was interwoven into my childhood courtesy of my significantly older siblings. ethan embry was so goofy/dreamy to me in my sexually confused youth. free by the martinis should be in every coming of age film.
November 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
for the bit
November 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
yuh
November 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
it was an oklou october
November 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
watching clown in a cornfield (2025)
November 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM