Colorado Otter
@colootter.bsky.social
Trying to fulfill the 3 "S"s: Silly, Slutty, Sleepy 🤗 😜 usually NSFW
The fun stuff is here 😏
https://linktr.ee/Colootter
The fun stuff is here 😏
https://linktr.ee/Colootter
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Remember when they thought they popped off with the TMNT remake... 🫢
November 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Remember when they thought they popped off with the TMNT remake... 🫢
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Top half or bottom half? 😉
November 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Top half or bottom half? 😉
New pfp courtesy of @xdom1n1cx.bsky.social ❤️🥰
November 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
New pfp courtesy of @xdom1n1cx.bsky.social ❤️🥰
Let's start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
31 🤗
31 🤗
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Let's start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
31 🤗
31 🤗
Your best friend just got outed and you are going to abandon him and fuck him over.
Fuck you. It's actually disgusting.
Fuck you. It's actually disgusting.
Also, I know he did shitty things...
But fuck the friends on Love, Simon
But fuck the friends on Love, Simon
Heated Rivalry -> Call Me By Your Name -> Love, Simon pipeline...
Tag yourself for which one
Tag yourself for which one
November 29, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Your best friend just got outed and you are going to abandon him and fuck him over.
Fuck you. It's actually disgusting.
Fuck you. It's actually disgusting.
Also, I know he did shitty things...
But fuck the friends on Love, Simon
But fuck the friends on Love, Simon
Heated Rivalry -> Call Me By Your Name -> Love, Simon pipeline...
Tag yourself for which one
Tag yourself for which one
November 29, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Also, I know he did shitty things...
But fuck the friends on Love, Simon
But fuck the friends on Love, Simon
Heated Rivalry -> Call Me By Your Name -> Love, Simon pipeline...
Tag yourself for which one
Tag yourself for which one
November 29, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Heated Rivalry -> Call Me By Your Name -> Love, Simon pipeline...
Tag yourself for which one
Tag yourself for which one
Okay, but I would look fucking incredible in that forest green button up.
November 29, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Okay, but I would look fucking incredible in that forest green button up.
We can all agree... Fucking a peach is pretty crazy...
November 29, 2025 at 7:28 AM
We can all agree... Fucking a peach is pretty crazy...
I bought one thing for Black Friday and it was socks. And that still stressed me out
November 29, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I bought one thing for Black Friday and it was socks. And that still stressed me out
My ex roommate took all of the Christmas decorations (except for mine and Wookies stockings) and I don't really have the money to buy more. But we will still figure out the Xmas spirit 🎄🎅❄️
November 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
My ex roommate took all of the Christmas decorations (except for mine and Wookies stockings) and I don't really have the money to buy more. But we will still figure out the Xmas spirit 🎄🎅❄️
Just a heads up. Wild Robot the second time, will still also emotionally wreck you
November 28, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Just a heads up. Wild Robot the second time, will still also emotionally wreck you
Thanksgiving Curry might be the thanksgiving dinner (I will also accept leftover) meal of the future. Cause it slapped
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Thanksgiving Curry might be the thanksgiving dinner (I will also accept leftover) meal of the future. Cause it slapped
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Extremely thankful for how obsessed you all are with me 🥰🫶
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Extremely thankful for how obsessed you all are with me 🥰🫶
Extremely thankful for how obsessed you all are with me 🥰🫶
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Extremely thankful for how obsessed you all are with me 🥰🫶
This is not a euphemism, I take this very seriously
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
This is not a euphemism, I take this very seriously
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Yeah I’ve heard that too
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Yeah I’ve heard that too
If you're not skimming your stock at 9am Thanksgiving morning, then what are we even doing here?
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
If you're not skimming your stock at 9am Thanksgiving morning, then what are we even doing here?
I was high on DayQuil when I made this post, but I will stand by it
David Corenswet can literally break me. Bend me over. Beat me up. Cuddle me. Kiss me. Kill me.
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I was high on DayQuil when I made this post, but I will stand by it
David Corenswet can literally break me. Bend me over. Beat me up. Cuddle me. Kiss me. Kill me.
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 AM
David Corenswet can literally break me. Bend me over. Beat me up. Cuddle me. Kiss me. Kill me.
Sick is the new sexy?
November 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Sick is the new sexy?
Self care is sexy. Especially when you're getting sick 💆♂️😷
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Self care is sexy. Especially when you're getting sick 💆♂️😷