Dhvrpicvs Maximvs ❌👑
@uncledhurpy.bsky.social
Yes, THAT DHURPY! Old potat bun/ham radio weenie. USN(Ret). Husbando to a militant Corgi. #SFW But I may fave/follow #NSFW. All bunnies followed. DMs open but I do not RP!
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It's really a shame that I don't drink alcohol. This deal at the local pub sounds too good to pass up.
September 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
It's really a shame that I don't drink alcohol. This deal at the local pub sounds too good to pass up.
Gawd I'm so tired of "OMFG EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ THIS SHOCKING REPORT ABOUT (WHATEVER) KLIK HERE NAO"
Fucking pay wall. 😡
Fucking pay wall. 😡
December 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Gawd I'm so tired of "OMFG EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ THIS SHOCKING REPORT ABOUT (WHATEVER) KLIK HERE NAO"
Fucking pay wall. 😡
Fucking pay wall. 😡
I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
December 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
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A little Christmas poem 🐾🎄
December 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
A little Christmas poem 🐾🎄
You know what would go well with this...
DICKENS CIDER. Especially hot
Ask your mom. I bet she loves a hot Dickens Cider.
DICKENS CIDER. Especially hot
Ask your mom. I bet she loves a hot Dickens Cider.
December 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
You know what would go well with this...
DICKENS CIDER. Especially hot
Ask your mom. I bet she loves a hot Dickens Cider.
DICKENS CIDER. Especially hot
Ask your mom. I bet she loves a hot Dickens Cider.
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Bittersweet bun thought:
Every time I hear "Have yourself A Merry little Christmas" I remember my freshman year of high school. And my band director who had a PhD in trombone performance...and he played for us. 1/2
Every time I hear "Have yourself A Merry little Christmas" I remember my freshman year of high school. And my band director who had a PhD in trombone performance...and he played for us. 1/2
December 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Bittersweet bun thought:
Every time I hear "Have yourself A Merry little Christmas" I remember my freshman year of high school. And my band director who had a PhD in trombone performance...and he played for us. 1/2
Every time I hear "Have yourself A Merry little Christmas" I remember my freshman year of high school. And my band director who had a PhD in trombone performance...and he played for us. 1/2
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November 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
DO NOT DOWNLOAD THE NEW "LASSIE" APP!
Its a dog 🐶
Its a dog 🐶
December 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
DO NOT DOWNLOAD THE NEW "LASSIE" APP!
Its a dog 🐶
Its a dog 🐶
Oh to be whapped in the face by winter vixen floof.
👉👈
👉👈
December 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Oh to be whapped in the face by winter vixen floof.
👉👈
👉👈
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Doorbell rang this morning and I opened the door.
I got punched in the face by a 6ft beetle 🪲.
Apparently there is a bad bug going around
I got punched in the face by a 6ft beetle 🪲.
Apparently there is a bad bug going around
December 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Doorbell rang this morning and I opened the door.
I got punched in the face by a 6ft beetle 🪲.
Apparently there is a bad bug going around
I got punched in the face by a 6ft beetle 🪲.
Apparently there is a bad bug going around
My cats will still wreck that binch 😼😼😼
December 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
My cats will still wreck that binch 😼😼😼
We were going to ask it "If it's legal to shoot non-combatants stranded in the ocean"
But we erred on caution due to my CAC being stuffed into the machine.
But we erred on caution due to my CAC being stuffed into the machine.
December 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
We were going to ask it "If it's legal to shoot non-combatants stranded in the ocean"
But we erred on caution due to my CAC being stuffed into the machine.
But we erred on caution due to my CAC being stuffed into the machine.
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connecting ameowrica!
December 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
connecting ameowrica!
Just go to Comic Sans and get it over with
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Just go to Comic Sans and get it over with
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Nothing beats a nice, warm
✨ Cinnamon Bun ✨
✨ Cinnamon Bun ✨
October 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Nothing beats a nice, warm
✨ Cinnamon Bun ✨
✨ Cinnamon Bun ✨
*Runs in a circle yelling CHRISTMAS IS CARNAGE *
New Christmas commercial on the importance of recycling ♻️
• 2D animation by Brikk
• Inspired by Don Bluth
End text says:
"Bottles and cans can be given new life. Animals can't"
• 2D animation by Brikk
• Inspired by Don Bluth
End text says:
"Bottles and cans can be given new life. Animals can't"
December 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
*Runs in a circle yelling CHRISTMAS IS CARNAGE *
🐰🤩EEEEEEE🤩🐰
December 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
🐰🤩EEEEEEE🤩🐰
They actually sent a alert on NMCI about this (Navy internet)
*pressed DELETE*
*pressed DELETE*
jesus christ
December 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
They actually sent a alert on NMCI about this (Navy internet)
*pressed DELETE*
*pressed DELETE*
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This French commercial has more emotion and story potential than most of American animation this year
December 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
This French commercial has more emotion and story potential than most of American animation this year
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