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Dhvrpicvs Maximvs ❌👑
@uncledhurpy.bsky.social
Yes, THAT DHURPY! Old potat bun/ham radio weenie. USN(Ret). Husbando to a militant Corgi. #SFW But I may fave/follow #NSFW. All bunnies followed. DMs open but I do not RP!
*AMGRY MORSE CODE WHACKING*
December 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
*muffled box yelling*
December 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Hee
December 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
And take a box of these peanut butter squeeze tubes for the emergency pantry
December 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Ya want the froot and nut basket or not 😝
December 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Most states food is not taxed, but non grocery is.
December 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
But I have immunity. I'm a real sailor
December 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
*SAVED*
December 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Ahem...
December 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
(whap)^3
December 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
O...M...GAWD 🥖🥖🥖
December 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
New year, new mug
December 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Sorry, I'm a follower of Lord Frith.

But please would you like a bag of mixed nuts and fruits
December 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
YU BUY FOR CAT. BUY NAO ON TEMU. WE EVEN SEND CAT.

Lah.
December 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
We don't have a city paper in this town so it's the Washington Post etc.

And I am tired of seeing all the bullshit.
December 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
AND... the MOFO HAS THE BALLS TO NOT ALLOW REPLIES.

FROM HELLS HEART I HECK AT THEE
December 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Hee 😝
December 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
My favorite rice condiment is Lao Ga Ma. But given the "gutter oil" thing I need to learn how to make it myself.
December 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
"I don't put that shit on ANYTHING"

Frank...
December 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM