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a big mac is just a regular mac to me
February 10, 2026 at 2:12 PM
a big mac is just a regular mac to me
hi it's me mario
February 10, 2026 at 12:38 PM
hi it's me mario
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AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion
AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion
PALO ALTO, CA—Hailing the new product as a “game changer” in the development of large language models, Silicon Valley insiders confirmed Tuesday that an AI chatbot that only responds “huh” had been va...
theonion.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:30 PM
AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion
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Biden Grateful He’s Not Alive To See What Trump Doing To Country https://theonion.com/biden-grateful-hes-not-alive-to-see-what-trump-doing-to-country/
February 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Biden Grateful He’s Not Alive To See What Trump Doing To Country https://theonion.com/biden-grateful-hes-not-alive-to-see-what-trump-doing-to-country/
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“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
P.O.D. releasing satalite was probably the worst thing to happen on 9/11
February 9, 2026 at 6:36 AM
P.O.D. releasing satalite was probably the worst thing to happen on 9/11
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Now that being a pedophile is openly accepted on the right, MAGA rappers are switching to pop punk
February 8, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Now that being a pedophile is openly accepted on the right, MAGA rappers are switching to pop punk
mid jestergooning son or SMV chadfishing daughter (I don't know what any of these words mean, I have a healthy relationship with the world around me)
we gotta open the schools…or close down the schools. not sure. yikes
February 7, 2026 at 10:11 PM
mid jestergooning son or SMV chadfishing daughter (I don't know what any of these words mean, I have a healthy relationship with the world around me)
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Emergency Weather Broadcast
February 7, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Emergency Weather Broadcast
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it should be illegal to have vivid dyed hair if you also support ICE istfg
February 7, 2026 at 12:06 AM
it should be illegal to have vivid dyed hair if you also support ICE istfg
finally got around to watching that fallout show
That was excellent, it's amazing what you can do with that series if you have people that don't suck ass at worldbuilding have a crack at it for the first time in like 15 years. Good shit, loved it
That was excellent, it's amazing what you can do with that series if you have people that don't suck ass at worldbuilding have a crack at it for the first time in like 15 years. Good shit, loved it
February 6, 2026 at 5:33 PM
finally got around to watching that fallout show
That was excellent, it's amazing what you can do with that series if you have people that don't suck ass at worldbuilding have a crack at it for the first time in like 15 years. Good shit, loved it
That was excellent, it's amazing what you can do with that series if you have people that don't suck ass at worldbuilding have a crack at it for the first time in like 15 years. Good shit, loved it
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ass ass ass ass ass
February 5, 2026 at 5:54 PM
ass ass ass ass ass
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Would you make me a sandwich.
No.
No.
February 5, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Would you make me a sandwich.
No.
No.
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
It's fucking nuts to think that Elon Musk is such a god damn loser even another pedophile loser doesn't wanna hang out with him
February 4, 2026 at 8:14 AM
It's fucking nuts to think that Elon Musk is such a god damn loser even another pedophile loser doesn't wanna hang out with him
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I wanna GROW! Woah!
February 3, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I wanna GROW! Woah!
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LOOK, you BIG EARED FREERF, YOU TAKE YOUR HORNY LITTLE ASS, AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY!
February 3, 2026 at 4:06 AM
LOOK, you BIG EARED FREERF, YOU TAKE YOUR HORNY LITTLE ASS, AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY!
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"I can be a pedophile all on my own" is not the flex he thinks it is.
February 1, 2026 at 10:05 AM
"I can be a pedophile all on my own" is not the flex he thinks it is.
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bitches will be like "you can change people's hearts and minds by applying social pressure" and then get upset at you when you apply social pressure to people
February 1, 2026 at 6:38 PM
bitches will be like "you can change people's hearts and minds by applying social pressure" and then get upset at you when you apply social pressure to people
can't believe nofx released a song that doesn't actually suck ass for the first time in years
February 1, 2026 at 1:17 AM
can't believe nofx released a song that doesn't actually suck ass for the first time in years
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An entire political movement founded on uncovering hidden messages in documents to discover the powerful secret pedophiles and meanwhile the powerful pedophiles out here sending gmails saying "Hi fellow pedophile when are we meeting to do pedophilia again"
Disgusting.
In an email on Sept. 11, 2013, Mr. Richard Branson, founder of the Virgin Group, wrote to Mr. Epstein, “It was really nice seeing you yesterday.” He added: “Any time you’re in the area would love to see you. As long as you bring your harem!”
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
In an email on Sept. 11, 2013, Mr. Richard Branson, founder of the Virgin Group, wrote to Mr. Epstein, “It was really nice seeing you yesterday.” He added: “Any time you’re in the area would love to see you. As long as you bring your harem!”
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
Live Updates: Millions of Pages of Epstein Documents Released
www.nytimes.com
January 31, 2026 at 11:47 AM
An entire political movement founded on uncovering hidden messages in documents to discover the powerful secret pedophiles and meanwhile the powerful pedophiles out here sending gmails saying "Hi fellow pedophile when are we meeting to do pedophilia again"
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The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
January 30, 2026 at 11:21 PM
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’
WASHINGTON—Dismissing the swashbuckling sci-fi romp as “a total hoax” amid growing scrutiny over his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, President Donald Trump made remarks Tuesday denying that he had ...
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January 30, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’
I really find the weird patriotic fanart people are drawing of people who were murdered by the US government really fucking weird
Something about that super creeps me out
Something about that super creeps me out
January 30, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I really find the weird patriotic fanart people are drawing of people who were murdered by the US government really fucking weird
Something about that super creeps me out
Something about that super creeps me out