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Would you make me a sandwich?

Quotes from the Fesh Pince series by @krobopro.bsky.social

Created by @curt.dog

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curt.dog CurtDogg @curt.dog · Sep 23
When you get a job rejection email from a damn CAR WASH, it's really hard to not think of myself as completely unemployable.

I'm still desperate for a job, so in the meantime if anyone can spare some money for me to get by, I'd appriciate you forever.

paypal.me/CurtisBonds...
whats she doing.
Uncle Phil shes.
(Uncle Phil chants Christmas tune, neighbor girl runs away crying)
November 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Hello Mr.babrbrbr.
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I want your bodies.
OH MY GOD!
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Uhuuuhhuhuuuh.
November 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Do you know how humiliating it is to have a son.
November 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
You will not speak about Uncle Phil that way he may be an unreasonable dickhead but he is your father and you will show him some respect.
November 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
If only your dad would fix the air conditioner in the pool house. How could he be so cruel house?
November 29, 2025 at 12:45 PM
THREE YEARS LATER
November 29, 2025 at 11:45 AM
(Provocative images of Swedish Meatballs)
November 29, 2025 at 10:45 AM
WIIIIW! CCCCOCC!
November 29, 2025 at 9:45 AM
THREE YEARS LATER
Oh my god, that's funny.
November 29, 2025 at 8:45 AM
What? Grrrrrr.
November 29, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Would you like a Swedish meatball sir. Uhuhuh. Uhuhuh. Only one sir.
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Huhuhuh.
November 29, 2025 at 5:41 AM
What does he mean by no?
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 AM
You gotta fix our air conditioner today.
What did you say? You gotta fix our air--
Nope nope nope, no no nope!
November 29, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Everybody keeps talking about--
November 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Hey man its so hot out there the uh huh girls just went 𝕦𝕦𝕦𝕦𝕦𝕦𝕦𝕦𝕦𝕦~
November 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Dad when are you going to get me a sandwich?
November 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
For 4 years I treated that boy like my own son what ever he needed weather it was pants or chicken I was there for him.
November 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Uhuhuh.
Shut up will.
But it isn't Will.
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Sandwich?
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
You're the best.
Oh thank you, huhuhuhuhuh.
Would you make me a sandwich?
Not a chance.
I HATE YOU!
November 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
There's a dance this Friday but its not over until midnight.
(Carlton violently shoves Ashley out of the way)
November 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Now this is a black thing isn't it?
November 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM