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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 21d
[I'd really hate to use this account to do this, but I'm in desperate need, due to my disability keeping me from being able to land any sort of steady employment. I'm still constantly looking for work, but it's extremely rough for me right now.

-Admin]
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CurtDogg @curt.dog · 21d
When you get a job rejection email from a damn CAR WASH, it's really hard to not think of myself as completely unemployable.

I'm still desperate for a job, so in the meantime if anyone can spare some money for me to get by, I'd appriciate you forever.

paypal.me/CurtisBonds...
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 14m
*smack* *smack*
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 1h
Thanks a lot!
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 2h
That's a nice asshat!
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 3h
(Ambulence siren)
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 4h
Ohhhh...
You gonna let me go anytime soon?
Ohhhhhhhh..
(ReDead appears and latches onto Uncle Phil)
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 5h
THREE YEARS LATER
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 6h
Ohhhh... ohhhh...
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 7h
Hey, hey, I guess we both said some stuff we didn't mean.
I--
BUT... give me a hug!
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 8h
F-U, nephew!
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 9h
Iiiii-iii-iiiii... Fuck YOU, Uncle Phil!
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 10h
How come you hit me, man?
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 11h
Nah, you know what, Uncle Phil... BUTT!
(Uncle Phil decks Will)
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 12h
Woah woah woah, but Uncle--
No "buts", Will
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 13h
I did it.
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 14h
McDoooonald's! (Yeah!)
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 15h
(Spring jump, inspirational music plays) OUGH!
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 16h
Philip Banks, (unalive) yourself!
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 17h
OoooOOOoooh... Uncle Phil, you got to (unalive) yourself! (WHOOOOO)
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 18h
McDoooonald's! (Yup!)
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 19h
Philip Banks... SUCKS! ...HUAH...
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 20h
I'm Phillip Banks... and I'm STUPID! WA-WA-BBBBBBBBB
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 21h
More after this!
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 22h
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
Burger King commercial!
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 23h
McDoooonald's! (laughter)
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 1d
Uh-huuuh! Ah-ah-ah-ouuuuh! Siddown, siddown, siddown.
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