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2_yutes over there. Proud Vermin. Former Chicago Democrat now a 🔵 in a Big Red state. Satire is an art. #Clamily
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🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · Nov 18
For those of us who are done over there and sad about the friends and content left behind, just remember it's gonna be one Hell of a reunion show.
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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 3h
He’s gonna put TRUMP in gold letters on the White House, isn’t he
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🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 3h
Seattle's defense has played well but the Texans' Offensive Coordinator is terrible.
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🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 3h
The Texans' Offensive Coordinator is horrible.
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Devin Nunes' Alt-Mom @nunesalt.bsky.social · 4h
New 20 just dropped to commemorate the Trump presidency
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Harry the Adorable Clown @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 4h
I guess the new official seal of the GOP was unveiled today. I would have thought there would have been more fanfare, but hey. Looks pretty cool, definitely more modern.
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Ailani 🌺 Brown Eye Girl @browneyegirlhi.bsky.social · 3h
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Nothing to Hide
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🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 3h
Dreaming of the World Series. ⚾

Goodnight Ziggy and Mags!
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🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 3h
"Poking fun at the Liberals" is the new Seal of Approval by Mike Johnson.
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🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 4h
There's starting to be more and more Republicans fed up with the extreme MAGA movement. The traditional Republican party is dead and the elected officials are too afraid of the wrath of Trump to stand up to him and don't want to lose their paycheck.
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Amien @amien.bsky.social · 5h
Hillary lost in part because people didn't like her as a person. Because she was what? Too businesslike? Too brusque? Too smart? Too outspoken? Too not a man? Instead they elected a fucking game show host who flubbed lines fed to him & who regularly cheated anyone who did business with him. We got/1
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🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 4h
You nailed it! 🔥 This country wasn't ready for a female President then or now.
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🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 4h
*Quietly removes the Mc Donald's Happy Meal Boo Buckets from my porch. 😳
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🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 5h
Are there any Republican politicians or elected officials that Trump has not pardoned? I honestly can't think of one.
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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 5h
This looks like it could be the must-have gift of the upcoming Christmas season.

#NoKings #FacePlant
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🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 5h
And so, here we are today...

Why Hillary Clinton lost | Brookings share.google/CB1w01GGLxy9...
Why Hillary Clinton lost | Brookings
I think the most telling line in Hillary Clinton’s book on the 2016 election, What Happened, is the following: “That was my problem with many voters: I skipped the venting and went straight to the sol...
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🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 5h
If you were shopping for a brain surgeon you would want someone who other brain surgeons said was qualified. But when we are shopping for a president, the opinion of those who have governed is no longer part of the process. 2/
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🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 5h
I just read this about the 2016 election:
In today’s presidential election system, the ability to govern has taken a back seat to the ability to get attention. This is the only system in our society where there is no review by peers. 1/
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🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 5h
I did not know Trump was Irish.
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🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 5h
At least you're a better actor than political commentator. 🤷
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🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 5h
You just know Trump is trying to figure out how to make this World Series about him. Congrats Dodgers and Blue Jays! ⚾ 🇺🇲 🇨🇦
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🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 12h
"That nobody in this room can afford to step inside."
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Morgan Fairchild @morgfair.bsky.social · 12h
#OnMyWalk to super hostess @kathygriffin.bsky.social ‘s amazing home for a wonderful afternoon with @brotherjones.bsky.social & @nancyleegrahn.bsky.social among others. Thank you, Kathy, for a great get together!🧡🎃🧡🐈‍⬛🧡👻🧡🦇🧡
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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · 12h
It’s that time!
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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 13h
NEW: Holy shit. Trump is tearing down part of the White House. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.
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Danielle Langlois @langwa.bsky.social · 14h
What a phenomenal, scathing, spot-on segment from Ali Velshi about Trump’s reliance on propaganda. Watch it all the way through, if you’ve got the time. (It even has an upbeat ending. 🥰)

@velshi.com
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