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2_yutes over there. Proud Vermin. Former Chicago Democrat now a 🔵 in a Big Red state. Satire is an art. #Clamily
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Seattle's defense has played well but the Texans' Offensive Coordinator is terrible.
The Texans' Offensive Coordinator is horrible.
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New 20 just dropped to commemorate the Trump presidency
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I guess the new official seal of the GOP was unveiled today. I would have thought there would have been more fanfare, but hey. Looks pretty cool, definitely more modern.
Dreaming of the World Series. ⚾

Goodnight Ziggy and Mags!
"Poking fun at the Liberals" is the new Seal of Approval by Mike Johnson.
There's starting to be more and more Republicans fed up with the extreme MAGA movement. The traditional Republican party is dead and the elected officials are too afraid of the wrath of Trump to stand up to him and don't want to lose their paycheck.
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Hillary lost in part because people didn't like her as a person. Because she was what? Too businesslike? Too brusque? Too smart? Too outspoken? Too not a man? Instead they elected a fucking game show host who flubbed lines fed to him & who regularly cheated anyone who did business with him. We got/1
You nailed it! 🔥 This country wasn't ready for a female President then or now.
*Quietly removes the Mc Donald's Happy Meal Boo Buckets from my porch. 😳
Are there any Republican politicians or elected officials that Trump has not pardoned? I honestly can't think of one.
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This looks like it could be the must-have gift of the upcoming Christmas season.

#NoKings #FacePlant
If you were shopping for a brain surgeon you would want someone who other brain surgeons said was qualified. But when we are shopping for a president, the opinion of those who have governed is no longer part of the process. 2/
I just read this about the 2016 election:
In today’s presidential election system, the ability to govern has taken a back seat to the ability to get attention. This is the only system in our society where there is no review by peers. 1/
I did not know Trump was Irish.
At least you're a better actor than political commentator. 🤷
You just know Trump is trying to figure out how to make this World Series about him. Congrats Dodgers and Blue Jays! ⚾ 🇺🇲 🇨🇦
"That nobody in this room can afford to step inside."
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#OnMyWalk to super hostess @kathygriffin.bsky.social ‘s amazing home for a wonderful afternoon with @brotherjones.bsky.social & @nancyleegrahn.bsky.social among others. Thank you, Kathy, for a great get together!🧡🎃🧡🐈‍⬛🧡👻🧡🦇🧡
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What a phenomenal, scathing, spot-on segment from Ali Velshi about Trump’s reliance on propaganda. Watch it all the way through, if you’ve got the time. (It even has an upbeat ending. 🥰)

@velshi.com