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2_yutes over there. Proud Vermin. Former Chicago Democrat now a 🔵 in a Big Red state. Satire is an art. #Clamily
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· Nov 18
a man wearing sunglasses and a hat with the words we 're putting the band back together
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a hat with the words we 're putting the band back together
media.tenor.com
For those of us who are done over there and sad about the friends and content left behind, just remember it's gonna be one Hell of a reunion show.
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December 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Trump’s favorite adjectives for female reporters.
December 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Trump’s favorite adjectives for female reporters.
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🚨 BREAKING: I am honored to have been selected as the recipient of the inaugural FIFA Whirled Peas Prize. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
a woman with red hair and red lipstick is wearing a choker and a sweater .
Alt: a woman with red hair and red lipstick is wearing a choker and a sweater
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December 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
🚨 BREAKING: I am honored to have been selected as the recipient of the inaugural FIFA Whirled Peas Prize. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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And as promised, here is new pack number 2!! Same as always, please vet, follow all and repost!! Happy Friday!!
And as promised, here is new pack number 2!! Same as always, please vet, follow all and repost!! Happy Friday!!
December 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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And as promised, here is new pack number 2!! Same as always, please vet, follow all and repost!! Happy Friday!!
And as promised, here is new pack number 2!! Same as always, please vet, follow all and repost!! Happy Friday!!
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Pardon incoming 🙄
December 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Pardon incoming 🙄
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December 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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The two survivors of the Sept. 2 boat strike represented zero threat. They were not "still in the fight".
December 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The two survivors of the Sept. 2 boat strike represented zero threat. They were not "still in the fight".
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That’s pretty good
December 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
That’s pretty good
These two combined couldn't come up with 10 brain cells.
DON Jr: It's almost like the pipebombs were the backup plan if they didn't get what they wanted out of January 6, which to me seems like a very clear setup operation
KASH PATEL: You're absolutely right
KASH PATEL: You're absolutely right
December 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
These two combined couldn't come up with 10 brain cells.
You're just going to feel a little prick...
December 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
You're just going to feel a little prick...
Two people have a hard time flipping a tube while tubing on the water. And it's filled with air. 🤔
Republicans are shamelessly lying to us.
A boat that size would have to refuel over 20 times to be "bound for the United States." And where would they do that in the middle of the Caribbean?
A boat that size would have to refuel over 20 times to be "bound for the United States." And where would they do that in the middle of the Caribbean?
Q: What did you see in the second strike?
Cotton: "I saw two survivors trying to flip a boat -- loaded with drugs, bound for the United States -- back over, so they could stay in the fight."
Cotton: "I saw two survivors trying to flip a boat -- loaded with drugs, bound for the United States -- back over, so they could stay in the fight."
December 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Two people have a hard time flipping a tube while tubing on the water. And it's filled with air. 🤔
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Kristi Noem's ICE hiring chaos laid bare as fat, illiterate and violent misfits 'not ready to tie their own laces' are recruited
www.dailymail.co.uk
December 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Kristi Noem's ICE hiring chaos laid bare as fat, illiterate and violent misfits 'not ready to tie their own laces' are recruited
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The Trump administration is a criminal organization,
so we are long past giving Trump’s FBI the benefit of the doubt.
Let’s see the actual evidence.
so we are long past giving Trump’s FBI the benefit of the doubt.
Let’s see the actual evidence.
The FBI has raided the home of the alleged January 6 pipe bomb suspect, Brian Cole.
nypost.com/2025/12/04/u...
nypost.com/2025/12/04/u...
December 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The Trump administration is a criminal organization,
so we are long past giving Trump’s FBI the benefit of the doubt.
Let’s see the actual evidence.
so we are long past giving Trump’s FBI the benefit of the doubt.
Let’s see the actual evidence.
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December 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Viewer feedback is a gift
December 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Viewer feedback is a gift
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NEW: The IG report on SignalGate is out. Hegseth sent classified information out on an unclassified Signal chat and put our troops in harms way. Hegseth says he retroactively "declassified" it so it doesn't count. You can read the findings here: media.defense.gov/2025/Dec/04/...
media.defense.gov
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
NEW: The IG report on SignalGate is out. Hegseth sent classified information out on an unclassified Signal chat and put our troops in harms way. Hegseth says he retroactively "declassified" it so it doesn't count. You can read the findings here: media.defense.gov/2025/Dec/04/...
I want to go back in time to when I didn't know who Olivia Nuzzi was.
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I want to go back in time to when I didn't know who Olivia Nuzzi was.
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White House renames US Institute of Peace building after President Trump | Read full article at san.com/cc/white-hou...
White House renames US Institute of Peace building after President Trump
The Washington, D.C., building that has long housed the U.S. Institute of Peace now bears a new name: the Donald J. Trump Institute of Peace.
san.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
White House renames US Institute of Peace building after President Trump | Read full article at san.com/cc/white-hou...
You lost me at FBI.
December 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
You lost me at FBI.
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Ummm… is that really the problem with America?
Not enough 1970’s-style station wagons?
Not enough 1970’s-style station wagons?
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Ummm… is that really the problem with America?
Not enough 1970’s-style station wagons?
Not enough 1970’s-style station wagons?
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
December 4, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.