🌮 Two Yutes 🐸
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2_yutes over there. Proud Vermin. Former Chicago Democrat now a 🔵 in a Big Red state. Satire is an art. #Clamily
You're just going to feel a little prick...
December 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
You're just going to feel a little prick...
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
December 4, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
With. It's in Kansas, I drive through there once a month.
December 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
With. It's in Kansas, I drive through there once a month.
Found the Tupperware container!
December 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Found the Tupperware container!
Maybe you need a new Dealer? 🤷
December 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Maybe you need a new Dealer? 🤷
Selfie of me at the airport today waiting for my plane to arrive.
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Selfie of me at the airport today waiting for my plane to arrive.
Supersonics or the other SS?
November 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Supersonics or the other SS?
I took this picture this morning, so no, emotionally I'm a wreck. $7.29 for a bag of Tostitos. This is madness I tell ya.
November 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I took this picture this morning, so no, emotionally I'm a wreck. $7.29 for a bag of Tostitos. This is madness I tell ya.
I'll assume half of that strip is yours?
Still legal untill next Thursday, just sayin'....
Still legal untill next Thursday, just sayin'....
November 19, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I'll assume half of that strip is yours?
Still legal untill next Thursday, just sayin'....
Still legal untill next Thursday, just sayin'....
Trump's DOJ staff preparing to release the Epstein files per his request...
November 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Trump's DOJ staff preparing to release the Epstein files per his request...
Never pass out at a party.... 😳
November 15, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Never pass out at a party.... 😳
Pre-chew Charlie's...just need the
bear cup.
bear cup.
November 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Pre-chew Charlie's...just need the
bear cup.
bear cup.
We can only hope...
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
We can only hope...
Same kitty, same.
November 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Same kitty, same.
Central Nebraska tonight.
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Central Nebraska tonight.
The Banana Splits.
Saturday morning show 1968-70 by Hanna-Barbera.
Saturday morning show 1968-70 by Hanna-Barbera.
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The Banana Splits.
Saturday morning show 1968-70 by Hanna-Barbera.
Saturday morning show 1968-70 by Hanna-Barbera.
Got chocolate milk?
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Got chocolate milk?