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2_yutes over there. Proud Vermin. Former Chicago Democrat now a 🔵 in a Big Red state. Satire is an art. #Clamily
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December 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Schweaty Balls for the holidays.
December 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Schweaty?
December 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Good morning Santa! Beautiful video, and might I say you're looking mighty fit this year. Have you been working out?

So, about getting my name off the naughty list......
December 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Isn't the one Bigly rule in soccer that you can't touch the ball with your hands?

That trophy confuses me.
December 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Everyone in my office is going to the game but me 😔
December 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Trump is Bigly Mad about that I think.
December 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Have a great weekend Kendra!
Volleyball tonight, should be a breeze. Should be...
December 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Congratulations Aislinn! I'm sure your parents are thrilled for you!

Give peas a chance!
December 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Thank you for the shout out Öysterboy! 🙏
December 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Yo Bek, TYVM!
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December 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Thank you Mark! 🙏
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Making Hepatitis Great Again
December 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Pardonpalooza continues!
December 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Dawn, ugh auto correct. 😳
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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It feels like you are walking on eggshells up there. So sorry Darn. ♥️
December 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Classic Warren Zevon ♥️
December 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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You teach me so much 💙
December 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM