Turp
@turpin4prez.bsky.social
St. Louisan
Public defender
Just some guy
He/him
Co-host of Here's a Guy: https://open.spotify.com/show/7cp80QN8h1aN3zSR6wD6ju?si=269ef4100bc84d4c
Public defender
Just some guy
He/him
Co-host of Here's a Guy: https://open.spotify.com/show/7cp80QN8h1aN3zSR6wD6ju?si=269ef4100bc84d4c
But on this note, I'm reminded of back around 2015 when I had friends tell me in total seriousness that the sport of football would vanish within the next couple decades and be replaced by Ultimate Frisbee
I’ve been covering the NFL on TV for about a decade now and every year there’s a QB CRISIS or an INJURY CRISIS or some other thing people cite bc they always want to believe things were better before
I saw a comment on Reddit that said "NFL QB play is horrible this year..." and, what? No it's not lol. I don't understand that thinking.
December 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
But on this note, I'm reminded of back around 2015 when I had friends tell me in total seriousness that the sport of football would vanish within the next couple decades and be replaced by Ultimate Frisbee
I think the actual worst officiating situation among the sports I regularly watch right now is the NBA, but that's only because they're tasked with getting way more involved than they should be.
On pure skill, college football is probably the worst
On pure skill, college football is probably the worst
every fan in every sport seems to believe the league they watch most closely has uniquely bad referees who are worse than they were at some unspecified point in the past
December 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I think the actual worst officiating situation among the sports I regularly watch right now is the NBA, but that's only because they're tasked with getting way more involved than they should be.
On pure skill, college football is probably the worst
On pure skill, college football is probably the worst
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I’ve been covering the NFL on TV for about a decade now and every year there’s a QB CRISIS or an INJURY CRISIS or some other thing people cite bc they always want to believe things were better before
I saw a comment on Reddit that said "NFL QB play is horrible this year..." and, what? No it's not lol. I don't understand that thinking.
December 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I’ve been covering the NFL on TV for about a decade now and every year there’s a QB CRISIS or an INJURY CRISIS or some other thing people cite bc they always want to believe things were better before
It would be tragic but unsurprising if the Chiefs finally get taken out of the picture only for the goddamn Rams to win another title
December 16, 2025 at 4:05 PM
It would be tragic but unsurprising if the Chiefs finally get taken out of the picture only for the goddamn Rams to win another title
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shoutout to the crowd that insisted it was a political loser to stand up for abrego garcia’s rights
Kilmar Abrego Garcia, an ordinary man, has defeated the great might of the US Government
Kilmar Abrego Garcia is free. every bit of cruelty, boasting, slander, and persecution was for absolutely fucking nothing.
December 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
shoutout to the crowd that insisted it was a political loser to stand up for abrego garcia’s rights
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Rock bottom last few days for our St Louis Blues
December 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Rock bottom last few days for our St Louis Blues
All St. Louis Rams edition:
1. Benny Cunningham
2. Steven Jackson
3. Kevin Carter
4. Adam Archuleta
5. Damione Lewis
1. Benny Cunningham
2. Steven Jackson
3. Kevin Carter
4. Adam Archuleta
5. Damione Lewis
The 5 best genres of football player are:
1 Clutch 3rd down receiving back
2 Unstoppable train RB
3 Game wrecking DE
4 Don't go over the middle near him safety
5 Big fucking moose run stopper NT
1 Clutch 3rd down receiving back
2 Unstoppable train RB
3 Game wrecking DE
4 Don't go over the middle near him safety
5 Big fucking moose run stopper NT
December 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
All St. Louis Rams edition:
1. Benny Cunningham
2. Steven Jackson
3. Kevin Carter
4. Adam Archuleta
5. Damione Lewis
1. Benny Cunningham
2. Steven Jackson
3. Kevin Carter
4. Adam Archuleta
5. Damione Lewis
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If only the Catholics and LDS could set aside their differences, Notre Dame and BYU could team up for a media crusade claiming they were left out of the CFP due to anti-religious discrimination
December 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
If only the Catholics and LDS could set aside their differences, Notre Dame and BYU could team up for a media crusade claiming they were left out of the CFP due to anti-religious discrimination
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these guys are turning me into a 1950s dad. shut up, stop whining, and get a real god damn job
Everything else aside, the idea that this is a model for many men of *masculinity* is so wild. This? This is "manly"? This is how people think it's cool to act?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-wG...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-wG...
Dave Portnoy Demands NFL Investigate Pete Carroll & Raiders For Rigging
YouTube video by Clasher Sports
www.youtube.com
December 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
these guys are turning me into a 1950s dad. shut up, stop whining, and get a real god damn job
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It is a very sad and small life where you can't conceive that other people are different to you. It is also extremely unfortunate that people like this hold so much power.
December 8, 2025 at 1:15 PM
It is a very sad and small life where you can't conceive that other people are different to you. It is also extremely unfortunate that people like this hold so much power.
Code of Hammurabi has been reinstated (Rashee Rice hit by speeding car)
December 8, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Code of Hammurabi has been reinstated (Rashee Rice hit by speeding car)
It's been a nice long career Cris Collinsworth, bout time to hang it up I think
December 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It's been a nice long career Cris Collinsworth, bout time to hang it up I think
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Thoughts out to @papajackjohn.bsky.social, he may deserve this but Daniel Jones doesn't
December 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Thoughts out to @papajackjohn.bsky.social, he may deserve this but Daniel Jones doesn't
My hot CFP take is that I don't think the process needs a drastic overhaul, and the only reason that narrative exists is because several of the "bubble" teams are massively entitled blue-blood programs
December 7, 2025 at 2:07 PM
My hot CFP take is that I don't think the process needs a drastic overhaul, and the only reason that narrative exists is because several of the "bubble" teams are massively entitled blue-blood programs
Cignetti very much reminds me of Saban or Parcells. Excellent football coach, seems absolutely unbearable to be around for any period of time
December 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Cignetti very much reminds me of Saban or Parcells. Excellent football coach, seems absolutely unbearable to be around for any period of time
Christmas movie/special watchlist starts tonight. Kicked it off with the GOAT
December 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Christmas movie/special watchlist starts tonight. Kicked it off with the GOAT
Christmas movie/special watchlist starts tonight. Started it off with the GOAT
December 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Christmas movie/special watchlist starts tonight. Started it off with the GOAT
If BYU wants to get serious as a program they'll Bachmeier to change out of that dumbass 47 jersey and pick a real QB number
December 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
If BYU wants to get serious as a program they'll Bachmeier to change out of that dumbass 47 jersey and pick a real QB number
My wife shared this with me today and I thought it was really enlightening to me as a man who hates predatory industry but knew little about the subject matter:
open.substack.com/pub/fatherka...
open.substack.com/pub/fatherka...
The Anti-Cosmetic Surgery Essay Every Woman Should Read
Long Live the Old Flesh
open.substack.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
My wife shared this with me today and I thought it was really enlightening to me as a man who hates predatory industry but knew little about the subject matter:
open.substack.com/pub/fatherka...
open.substack.com/pub/fatherka...
Bo Pelini had previously been the college football cautionary tale about firing your very-good-but-not-quite-elite head coach. It's too early to say yet, but it seems like that could end up being supplanted by James Franklin
December 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Bo Pelini had previously been the college football cautionary tale about firing your very-good-but-not-quite-elite head coach. It's too early to say yet, but it seems like that could end up being supplanted by James Franklin