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apparently it’s illegal to launder $17,000 through a locally owned greek restaurant
lmao marty smith had to sit his dumb worthless ass in oxford all day for nothing
November 30, 2025 at 5:36 AM
this guy is alright by me
Kalen DeBoer on going for the winning TD on 4th and 2

"I figured it was 29 yards less than the last time we needed a touchdown here"
November 30, 2025 at 5:18 AM
someone ask ty simpson where god was in tallahassee or in tuscaloosa two weeks ago
November 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
tennessee playing rocky top after getting their shit pushed in by vanderbilt sums that school up perfectly
November 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
five is less than 10% of what i’ve ever owned so it’s not a good sample size honestly
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned

2017 Audi S6
1999 Mazda Miata
1998 BMW M3
2012 Fiat 500 Abarth
2007 Mazda Mazdaspeed3
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned

1996 Geo Metro
1991 Saab 900 Turbo
2001 Dodge Ram 1500
1974 Saab Sonett III
1969 Saab 95
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
is lane kiffin going to quit his job before or after kalen deboer loses the iron bowl
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Good Evening, "Lewis Hamilton at Ferrari" was an 11 month sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.
November 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
i’d vote for this before i’d vote for gavin newsom
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
www.semafor.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:07 AM
never had a car tell me to drive it before
November 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
i don’t like f1 in american time. put it at 5 am like normal so i can watch it when i’m waking up
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
georgia tech i can help you
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
fun weekend plans
November 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
me summed up
November 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
November 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
weird, it’s not like a cop to be a needle-dicked bitch
November 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
this four times
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
i would rather sit in a running car in my garage than read a fraction of one word about olivia nuzzi
November 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
my ass
What vehicle (4 or 2-wheeled) would you choose to drive around the world? 🌍
November 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
dude really posted this and then turned his phone off
When I was 37 I was dating a woman who was 19. The thing that inspired me to break things off was hearing Pearl Jam's "Alive" on the radio - a song released 9 years before her birth she had never heard . In that moment I realized things would never work.
November 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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love him or hate him, you just gotta hate elon musk
March 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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right now Big Cat and PFT Commenter are helping change Dave Portnoy's overflowing adult diaper
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM