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turbojunker.bsky.social
skim beeble
@turbojunker.bsky.social
300 followers 200 following 3.1K posts
apparently it’s illegal to launder $17,000 through a locally owned greek restaurant
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 8h
my windows 10 pc is asking for an update right now. bitch what update
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 12h
some of the best marketing ever because i still remember every word to every song
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Nate Patrin @natepatrin.bsky.social · 15h
things bullets say
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Ian @brocktoon.bsky.social · 15h
Almost every time I go thru JFK something weird happens.
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 16h
kitty
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 18h
goddammit
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 23h
probably because it doesn’t take five acres of rainforest to photoshop a frog
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 1d
i scrolled too fast and was going to tag you in this before i saw it was already you
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 1d
if i had all that in my mentions i would throw my phone in the sewer
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 1d
why the fuck are people arguing under this
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 1d
no year is ever denny’s year
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 1d
so when does the being funny part begin
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 1d
as someone with multiple sim racing suspensions, if you turn left into his right rear it gives him a worse time and you will continue on
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 2d
hell yeah! it’s the
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 2d
that’s what the barners will say instead of acknowledging that they shit their pants for 32 minutes
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 2d
noted piece of shit hugh freeze having a bad day is very enjoyable
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 2d
fuck donny trump
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 2d
i have two
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Breezy @breezysportngame.bsky.social · 2d
How it started vs How it went

Don’t you ever fix your fingers or feathers to try and diss the Indy 500
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 2d
james stanklin
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 9d
penn state suffering for the last 10 years or so has been a lot funnier than them getting the death penalty they actually deserved
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 2d
he’s right
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 2d
that car makes my bank account quiver
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 2d
the twin towers
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 2d
it lets me stack up msr merchandise
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 2d
a big 10 game at oregon on cbs and a big 12 rivalry game as sec on cbs at 2:30 is making me turn into a boomer
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