tujungadude, but pissed and sad
@tujungadude.bsky.social
93.62% of my comments should be interpreted as snark.
Professional antisocial media influencer.
Media offender.
Professional antisocial media influencer.
Media offender.
Pinned
“The incoming President of the United States” is the new “The Aristocrats” punchline.
*yoink*
December 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
*yoink*
FIFA: you guys figure out the marketing campaign to increase American interest in soccer?
Marketing dept: sure did boss, incredibly divisive just like you asked
FIFA: perfect!
Marketing dept: sure did boss, incredibly divisive just like you asked
FIFA: perfect!
I sincerely did not believe it was possible for FIFA to be more corrupt or disgraceful, and I'm genuinely impressed that they managed to surprise me.
December 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
FIFA: you guys figure out the marketing campaign to increase American interest in soccer?
Marketing dept: sure did boss, incredibly divisive just like you asked
FIFA: perfect!
Marketing dept: sure did boss, incredibly divisive just like you asked
FIFA: perfect!
Cover the Earth
… in shame
… in shame
December 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Cover the Earth
… in shame
… in shame
#booksky fascinating sf novel, part fight against authoritarians, part psychological, part alien communication, part gamers, part magic.
Basically a lot of parts. Recommended.
Basically a lot of parts. Recommended.
December 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
#booksky fascinating sf novel, part fight against authoritarians, part psychological, part alien communication, part gamers, part magic.
Basically a lot of parts. Recommended.
Basically a lot of parts. Recommended.
Absolutely massive traffic jam on the Cabo tourist corridor getting to Cabo Del Sol - an hour to go 3km.
Finally got past it to enter our hotel, asked what the problem was, guard smiled and said ‘the new mall is opening up, everyone gets a free drink”
Finally got past it to enter our hotel, asked what the problem was, guard smiled and said ‘the new mall is opening up, everyone gets a free drink”
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Absolutely massive traffic jam on the Cabo tourist corridor getting to Cabo Del Sol - an hour to go 3km.
Finally got past it to enter our hotel, asked what the problem was, guard smiled and said ‘the new mall is opening up, everyone gets a free drink”
Finally got past it to enter our hotel, asked what the problem was, guard smiled and said ‘the new mall is opening up, everyone gets a free drink”
Reposted by tujungadude, but pissed and sad
I think a lot of people still aren't used to the idea of a federal government that lies openly, nakedly and as a matter of course.
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I think a lot of people still aren't used to the idea of a federal government that lies openly, nakedly and as a matter of course.
If Boebert joins them I’m gonna have to seriously reconsider my lack of belief in God
NEW: Nancy Mace is considering following MTG's lead and resigning from Congress before the end of her term. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/03/u...
Republican Anger Erupts at Johnson as Party Frets About Future
www.nytimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
If Boebert joins them I’m gonna have to seriously reconsider my lack of belief in God
BABY TURTLE RELEASE!!!
Cabo area
Cabo area
December 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
BABY TURTLE RELEASE!!!
Cabo area
Cabo area
“Did you guys start canvassing for my campaign like I asked?”
“Sure did boss, full tactical takedowns just like you wanted”
“Sure did boss, full tactical takedowns just like you wanted”
going door to door making people hate the administration
Agents in Key Largo, Florida ripped this woman wearing medical scrubs out of her car as she screamed she is a US citizen. Agents cuffed her and put her in one of their cars.
She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
December 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
“Did you guys start canvassing for my campaign like I asked?”
“Sure did boss, full tactical takedowns just like you wanted”
“Sure did boss, full tactical takedowns just like you wanted”
Jesus, and I cannot emphasize this enough, Fucking Christ
Kristi Noem: "Sir, you made it through hurricane season without a hurricane. You kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that."
December 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Jesus, and I cannot emphasize this enough, Fucking Christ
Constitution
December 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Constitution
Reposted by tujungadude, but pissed and sad
who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there
I did not name
My fists
They are attached to me
And I already have
Several names
My fists
They are attached to me
And I already have
Several names
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
I named my fists Blood and Meridian because I’m fixing to Judge your ass.
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I did not name
My fists
They are attached to me
And I already have
Several names
My fists
They are attached to me
And I already have
Several names
I was told that trump would cause an explosion of manufacturing.
This is not the explosion I was expecting.
This is not the explosion I was expecting.
The ISM Manufacturing Index fell -0.5 points in November to 48.2, its 9th straight month of contraction.
December 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I was told that trump would cause an explosion of manufacturing.
This is not the explosion I was expecting.
This is not the explosion I was expecting.
You hate to see it.
An asset with no intrinsic value other than its existence drops 17% in a day.
I blame Joe Biden.
An asset with no intrinsic value other than its existence drops 17% in a day.
I blame Joe Biden.
Bitcoin fell sharply on Monday, dipping below €75,000 per coin as the broader cryptocurrency market extended a steep decline that began after its record October peak.
➡️ https://l.euronews.com/6naY
➡️ https://l.euronews.com/6naY
December 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
You hate to see it.
An asset with no intrinsic value other than its existence drops 17% in a day.
I blame Joe Biden.
An asset with no intrinsic value other than its existence drops 17% in a day.
I blame Joe Biden.
It’s easy!
Just don’t buy avocado toast, and make an obscene amount of money.
Then you too can retire early!
Just don’t buy avocado toast, and make an obscene amount of money.
Then you too can retire early!
The secret to early retirement; dine out rarely, fly economy and be a Google employee making $390,000/year married to a fellow Google employee 17 years older than you who likely makes twice as much as you.
37-year-old quit her $390,000 Google job after saving up $1.5 million—see the 'no buy checklist' that helps her spend less
She left a $390,000-a-year job and now uses a simple set of rules to make her savings last in Switzerland.
www.cnbc.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:59 PM
It’s easy!
Just don’t buy avocado toast, and make an obscene amount of money.
Then you too can retire early!
Just don’t buy avocado toast, and make an obscene amount of money.
Then you too can retire early!
Strong Floor, no Ceiling.
Smelly Basement, Missing Roof.
Smelly Basement, Missing Roof.
November 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Strong Floor, no Ceiling.
Smelly Basement, Missing Roof.
Smelly Basement, Missing Roof.
Well that’s disappointing. I need to up my damn game.
@tujungadude.bsky.social has swears! They've used 228 profanities in their last 4,947 posts.
🥇 "fuck" (34 times)
🥈 "shit" (26 times)
🥉 "hell" (19 times)
🥇 "fuck" (34 times)
🥈 "shit" (26 times)
🥉 "hell" (19 times)
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Well that’s disappointing. I need to up my damn game.
November 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
(reconsiders posting about that time I got a C on a paper I thought had solid B potential)
November 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
(reconsiders posting about that time I got a C on a paper I thought had solid B potential)
Yeah, but Terry’s friend was a real jerk, so …
November 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Yeah, but Terry’s friend was a real jerk, so …
Reposted by tujungadude, but pissed and sad
This morning’s fireworks show, from the hot tub.
November 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
This morning’s fireworks show, from the hot tub.
This fucker prevented the house from working for 6 weeks, purely to avoid a vote on the Epstein files release.
”crushed by his workload”
”crushed by his workload”
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) made several revealing admissions about the stressful and chaotic nature of his job, according to a recent New York Times report.The Times' Annie Karni wrote in a Wednesday article that Johnson turned what was meant to be an easy interview with a friendly podcast h...
bit.ly
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
This fucker prevented the house from working for 6 weeks, purely to avoid a vote on the Epstein files release.
”crushed by his workload”
”crushed by his workload”
BREAKING from New York Times: Northwestern is nearing a $75 million deal with the Trump administration to free up federal funding and close out ongoing antisemitism investigations
The find would be the second largest after Columbia's $200m payment www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
The find would be the second largest after Columbia's $200m payment www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Northwestern University Nears Deal to Resolve Its Conflict With the White House
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM