Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls
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#SFF writer from Maine. VP21. He/Him. Cóyotl award nominated. Creator of Speculative Fiction Magazine Subscription web page. Co-editor of Trollbreath Magazine. https://www.trollbreath.com https://magazine.trollbreath.com
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Welcome to September!

Did I happen to mention there's a new issue of Trollbreath Magazine available? And did I happen to mention that Trollbreath Magazine is now open for submissions for our Spring/Summer 2026 issues?

No?

Well now I have!
Issue 5, Fall 2025 - Trollbreath Magazine
Issue 5, Fall 2025 Fiction La Forêt de Fontainebleu, Les Chasseurs, Le Renard by Aimee Ogden   The Water Dragons of Harney County by B. Morris Allen   The Machines are Hungry by Maressa Voss   Gracie ...
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When I see a nice video of people being kind, but it's overlain with loud, saccharine music, I start singing.

"Oh watch my video it's so sweet, yeah, yeah, this is the sweetest video you've seen... just watch it watch it and give me likes, yeah, yeah, this is the sweetest video... yeah, yeah..."
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Mike Johnson, leader of the speaker of the house, thinks the most threatening thing he's seen is naked bicyclists, who are clearly a far bigger threat to society than ICE goons violently strangling our civil rights.

(woman next to him can't contain a laugh and eye roll, before nodding sagely)
U.S. House Speaker calls Portland naked bike ride ‘most threatening thing I’ve seen yet’
"The most threatening thing I’ve seen yet was the naked bicyclers in Portland who were protesting ICE down there," said U.S. Speaker of the House Mike Johnson Tuesday.
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IE, they haven't learned how to talk in dog whistles yet. Once they learn, they graduate to "acceptable" public facing members of the Greedy Old Perverts party.
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Trollbreath accepts non-fiction subs and pitches, even during non-submisssion periods! Speculative fiction and science/fantasy/folklore related non-fiction are welcome (essays, reviews, interviews, social critiques, ...)
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Trollbreath Magazine Issue 5 Fall 2025 Nonfiction  

From the Editors, Meet the Artist: Peter Bartels by Jennifer Reynolds, Dark Nights and Soviet Frights: How My Ukrainian Childhood Shaped My Love of Horror by Mike Rusetsky, Rogue Thoughts: Alvin Toffler by Christopher Mark Rose, Share Your Beans: Mutual Aid in The Last of Us, by Jennifer Reynolds, Pax Anglia by J. D. Harlock
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Congratulations to all the amazing winners! What a fantastic slate of work!
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Halloween 3 is terrible. Skip it. Worst of the whole lot, doesn't even really relate to the first two and doesn't have Michael Myers at all. They get better again in the more recent ones.
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Yeah, those 10-15% tariffs on cocoa producing nations sure helps with prices.

Just remember when you see higher prices: Trump did that!
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I'm American, and I have heard it pronounced as "primmer." Either works, it's one of those words where both pronunciations are fine. Like data (Day-ta, dah-ta).

Don't get hung up on it, just do it the way you prefer.

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Book Review: The New England Primer
YouTube video by Audrey Rindlisbacher
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The second time is one of my favorite stories I've ever written, the science fiction story "The Truth of a Lie," published by Apparition Literary in July of 2020.

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The Truth of a Lie - Apparition Literary Magazine
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I've used characters or themes from Alice in my own writing. The first time led to my first professional sale, "Rabbit," published at the now defunct Daily Science Fiction. The story is available on my website:
Rabbit (Daily Science Fiction) - Jeff Reynolds
A link to my new story, Rabbit (published by Daily Science Fiction, November 1st, 2019)
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I have a love for stories that play around with the Alice in Wonderland/Through the Looking Glass setting and characters, and this one does not disappoint.
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Amanda is correct. I'd also like to see far more clergy, nuns, and other religious figures showing up at these protests. Seems to me they could do a lot of good in undermining the "this is what a Christian nation does" narrative the fascists are trying to promote.
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He's hotter than the priest in Wishmaster 2, damn
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Of all the clerics they could have popped, those ICE idiots had to hit Hot Priest.
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Love this concept, the use of the term daylighting to highlighting bringing long buried things back into the light. We should apply it to the concepts of progress, democracy, diversity and equality in our nation. Let's daylight truth and justice. Human rights. Empathy.

www.wbur.org/cognoscenti/...
Daylighting rivers. Unburying myself
The word “daylighting” appeals to the poet in me, writes Jan Donley. Bringing something out of the shadows and into the sun is, after all, a poetic story. So standing there, watching the flow of the r...
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Proving AGAIN that requiring you to submit an ID to access online websites and apps is a fucking nightmare that will absolutely lead to your data being stolen and used by CRIMINALS, because corporations (another type of criminal) have zero security requirements, and zero accountability.
Discord Data Breach - 1.5 TB of Data and 2 Million Government ID Photos Extorted
Discord has confirmed a significant data breach that exposed sensitive user information after an attacker compromised a third-party customer service provider.
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She really was fabulous. Good salon. Pricier than I'm used to paying, but worth it.
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We heard, and we just found them! Very sad, the food was excellent and the service outstanding.
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It was quite the lovely and friendly fern, hanging over our table and sort of framing both of us.
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Oh man, it's weird not having long hair again. I keep reaching back to adjust my ponytail and it's not there.
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Now having a fabulous late lunch at Serendib, an Indian restaurant in Ellsworth