tofoomeister
@tofoomeister.bsky.social
Data wrangler, Philadelphia defender, Cord cutter, House/Trance listener, Code absconder, Birds watcher, Oxymoronic fighting Quaker, Meme creator, Blue appreciator, Social media quitter, Tofoo meister, not necessarily in that order
I need the Eagles to win by 30 today almost as much as my neighbors need to pick up a damn snowshovel. Go birds
December 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I need the Eagles to win by 30 today almost as much as my neighbors need to pick up a damn snowshovel. Go birds
Hey Philadelphia School District: I am not going to, nor will I ever, fill out your survey. You want some feedback? Texting, leaving voicemails, AND emailing everyone whose contact info you have every single day for a fucking month, *EVEN IF* they already replied, is MALPRACTICE. FUCK OFF.
December 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Hey Philadelphia School District: I am not going to, nor will I ever, fill out your survey. You want some feedback? Texting, leaving voicemails, AND emailing everyone whose contact info you have every single day for a fucking month, *EVEN IF* they already replied, is MALPRACTICE. FUCK OFF.
Undeniable fact: The Chiefs are a worse team than the Cowboys
December 8, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Undeniable fact: The Chiefs are a worse team than the Cowboys
*nods*
*approves of the Bayless-Smith But!*
*approves of the Bayless-Smith But!*
My very dear partner gave me Evans's "The Third Reich in Power: How the Nazis won over the hearts and minds of a nation" as a wedding anniversary present (yes, this was a very romantic gesture!) and I've been reading it a lot recently.
MUCH RECOMMENDED. Very clear parallels to the present.
But!
MUCH RECOMMENDED. Very clear parallels to the present.
But!
December 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
*nods*
*approves of the Bayless-Smith But!*
*approves of the Bayless-Smith But!*
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"AI Guardrails" has the same connotation to me as "Clean Coal".
They're not really a thing. They're just the wishful thinking and spin of an industry that's been caught being inherently, unavoidably harmful on a fundamental level.
The Plagiarism Machine must be destroyed.
They're not really a thing. They're just the wishful thinking and spin of an industry that's been caught being inherently, unavoidably harmful on a fundamental level.
The Plagiarism Machine must be destroyed.
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 AM
"AI Guardrails" has the same connotation to me as "Clean Coal".
They're not really a thing. They're just the wishful thinking and spin of an industry that's been caught being inherently, unavoidably harmful on a fundamental level.
The Plagiarism Machine must be destroyed.
They're not really a thing. They're just the wishful thinking and spin of an industry that's been caught being inherently, unavoidably harmful on a fundamental level.
The Plagiarism Machine must be destroyed.
Took a 20-stack of handcrafted 24-karat solid gold bars and spent the day wandering thru Pelican Town handing them out like I'm the universal basic income fairy. Most residents -- rich, fixed income, even flat broke -- shot me a look as if I just asked if I could fuck their sister. #StardewValley
December 3, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Took a 20-stack of handcrafted 24-karat solid gold bars and spent the day wandering thru Pelican Town handing them out like I'm the universal basic income fairy. Most residents -- rich, fixed income, even flat broke -- shot me a look as if I just asked if I could fuck their sister. #StardewValley
Chillin' in the Gallery HALLL like Chingy, Luda, and Snoop at the Holidae INNNN
December 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Chillin' in the Gallery HALLL like Chingy, Luda, and Snoop at the Holidae INNNN
It's time. Happy thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
It's time. Happy thanksgiving
If I were wealthy I'd buy about 3000 more of these and 1000 more for spare parts
LOVE everything about this! MIW is working on a series of street sign installations to help Philly bus commuters. Future travel signs will be created in collaboration with other street artists who don’t drive. The artist hopes to install 10 of them around the city to encourage SEPTA to innovate.
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
If I were wealthy I'd buy about 3000 more of these and 1000 more for spare parts
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Russia presented its human-like AI robot. It fell down as it walked onto the stage.
November 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Russia presented its human-like AI robot. It fell down as it walked onto the stage.
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Holy shit. Bring back Sarah Kendzior immediately, she's one of the most urgently needed voices of our time.
November 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Holy shit. Bring back Sarah Kendzior immediately, she's one of the most urgently needed voices of our time.
Salt-N-Pepa - Push It (Official Music Video)
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November 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
If you can't handle me at my // then you don't deserve me at my
October 28, 2025 at 6:55 AM
If you can't handle me at my // then you don't deserve me at my
the rules should be: for each inning after the the 10th, the fielding team must send out one fewer fielder. the 16th would be just a pitcher, a catcher, and a roving fielder. the 18th would be a pitcher throwing to one of those rebound nets. the 19th would have an umpire feeding a jugs machine
October 28, 2025 at 6:23 AM
the rules should be: for each inning after the the 10th, the fielding team must send out one fewer fielder. the 16th would be just a pitcher, a catcher, and a roving fielder. the 18th would be a pitcher throwing to one of those rebound nets. the 19th would have an umpire feeding a jugs machine
October 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Jalen Hurts better QB than Patrick Mahomes discourse will continue until morale improves
When you have the refs in your pocket you can do anything.
October 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Jalen Hurts better QB than Patrick Mahomes discourse will continue until morale improves
macy's christmas ads on television on october 26th
you closed your philly store, so please hurry up and die already you dinosaur
you closed your philly store, so please hurry up and die already you dinosaur
October 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
macy's christmas ads on television on october 26th
you closed your philly store, so please hurry up and die already you dinosaur
you closed your philly store, so please hurry up and die already you dinosaur
October 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
absolute make-up call for the tush push non-fumble
October 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
absolute make-up call for the tush push non-fumble
All these posts saying the refs are rigging the game for the #Eagles
I mean that's one way of saying that Jalen Hurts is a better QB than Patrick Mahomes
I mean that's one way of saying that Jalen Hurts is a better QB than Patrick Mahomes
October 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
All these posts saying the refs are rigging the game for the #Eagles
I mean that's one way of saying that Jalen Hurts is a better QB than Patrick Mahomes
I mean that's one way of saying that Jalen Hurts is a better QB than Patrick Mahomes