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tofoomeister
@tofoomeister.bsky.social
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Data wrangler, Philadelphia defender, Cord cutter, House/Trance listener, Code absconder, Birds watcher, Oxymoronic fighting Quaker, Meme creator, Blue appreciator, Social media quitter, Tofoo meister, not necessarily in that order
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 2d
This explains why the ShopRite was sold out
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Brian @brian215.bsky.social · 2d
Just saw an IG reel (foobooz) from today’s Scrapple carving contest at Reading Terminal Market. I think you all need to see it too.
Gritty carved out of scrapple
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 3d
ShopRite straight sold out of scrapple. Birds by 30, Phils by 10.
Shoprite notification: Habberset Scrapple, 16 ounce. 3 dollars and 49 cents. You ordered 1. We are short 1.
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 4d
many of these people have another 2 hours before they make it home 8 miles away
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 4d
bryce TOOTBLAN run creation differential now +1 for this game if you count the sac fly that scored the third run, so i can't complain too much, but the man sure does get thrown out a lot
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 6d
grand slam pls
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 6d
What's got two thumbs and makes people want to vomit?

This clip
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 6d
hail baphomet, by your divine guidance deliver us a shohei golden sombrero instead of the garden-variety sombrero. and tell your girl la ciguapa we could use one for teoscar as well
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 7d
i hope it was as delicious as it appears
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 7d
The solider protecting the sleeping child meme, only with the meatball parm from the original skeet crudely pasted over the solider
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 7d
the eagles have played five halves of competent football this season and should be 5-0
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 8d
50-song RED OCTOBER playlist featuring 2025 walkup music for each player: open.spotify.com/playlist/4Qi...

#RingTheBell #Phillies #BEATLA

Credit to Destiny Lugardo's very informative article philliesnation.com/2025/05/phil... and Tom Dougherty's NLDS roster list www.cbsnews.com/philadelphia...
Phillies' postseason roster for NLDS matchup vs. Dodgers features late-season lottery ticket
Walker Buehler, who recorded the final out for the Dodgers in the 2024 World Series, is one of 12 pitchers on the Phillies' NLDS roster.
www.cbsnews.com
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 8d
It is, isn't it friends
The cover art of Bill Withers' album Menagerie, featuring a black and white photo of Bill, sporting a long, pointed collar, a medium-length afro, and a wide, beaming smile in a rectangular picture frame. Surrounding the frame on all sides are several colorful toy animals: giraffes, elephants, penguins, toucans, ducks, and others. Below the picture is "Lovely Day", the title of the song that is playing
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 10d
anybody who used MS Vizio from the Win 98 era feels your pain
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 10d
just linking a random wiki page for no reason
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanes...
Japanese honorifics - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 11d
Start warming up your "BEAT L.A."s #phillies fans
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 11d
legionnaire's disease gonna be one of them
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 11d
if they think the military is fat now,,,,
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 12d
the adrenaline shot scene from Pulp Fiction, where Vincent Vega wields a large syringe filled with adrenaline over his head, about to plunge it through the sternum of an overdosing Mia Wallace. Vincent is captioned "The Yankees", Mia is captioned "Me", and the syringe is captioned "Bottom 9 NOBLETIGER"
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 12d
inject a yankees bottom-ninth NOBLETIGER directly into my aorta
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 12d
mlb dot com: displaying stats meant to compare players over a large sample size like a month or a season but resetting them to show postseason only is insultingly stupid
Boston pitcher Garrett Crochet, pictured above the stats 4.1 innings pitched and 2.08 earned run average, beside New York Yankees batter Anthony Volpe, pictured above the stats 1 for 1 and 5 point zero zero zero OPS. At the time, the game score was 1 to 0, with Volpe accounting for the only run with a solo home run in his first at bat. The only stat that is displayed here that is any way significant is that Volpe has 1 hit in 1 at bat.
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 12d
that's what's innnn
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 12d
friendly reminder the mets paid bobby bonilla $1.15M this year to not make it to the postseason
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 12d
If this skeet had sound, it would sound like this

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Whotony @tonydewald.bsky.social · 12d
The Phillies will have more people at a scrimmage (30,000) then Cleveland had at their playoff opener today (27,000)
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 13d
thanks, i fucking hate it
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Olivier Simard-Casanova @o.simardcasanova.net · 13d
I cannot believe that Microsoft actually branded this as “vibe working”
Microsoft launches ‘vibe working’ in Excel and Word
Vibe working is all about Office’s new Agent Mode.
www.theverge.com
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 14d
Still can't believe 30 teams passed on him