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Data wrangler, Philadelphia defender, Cord cutter, House/Trance listener, Code absconder, Birds watcher, Oxymoronic fighting Quaker, Meme creator, Blue appreciator, Social media quitter, Tofoo meister, not necessarily in that order
Payback for SB XV
December 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Gotta go with "Is It Over Now?"
December 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
(this is an #Eagles post)
December 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Fire Kevin
December 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
"You want a drink?"

"Sure, white Russian."

"The Kahlua's over there"
December 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
was in vegas for that game. did the walk of shame in midnight green back to my hotel after the game and had to suffer taunts from carolina fans. carolina fans! wearing jerseys! they exist! it was like finding out leprechauns are real only instead of gold they hand out kicks in the nuts
December 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
hahaha, i know what you mean. i used to have a couple of connects through employees, absolutely baller seats. it kinda threw a wet blanket on the typical purchased ticket experience. still, go birds
December 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I believe you're right, but you can escape inside if the frost starts to bite
December 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
It's fuckin' cozy in the club level for $232
December 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
"To Whom It May Concern: Cover deez nuts (that I am quickly and competently able to shelve/restock)."
December 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
someone show sirianni this skeet immediately
December 9, 2025 at 4:32 AM
i think all sideline and most post-game interviews are a waste of time

call it PTSD from the andy reid "we need to do a better job" years
December 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I generally agree though, if this is what "Sirianni is more involved with the offense" looks like, a bunch of coaches need to go this offseason
December 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
He's got a lot to talk about at halftime and wasting his time on answering reporters' questions honestly is a bad use of time
December 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
"What the fuck is 'it it it'? There is no 'it'. 'It' is you! You happened again!"
December 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM