(not so) Tiny Tim
@timspies.bsky.social
houston
music & beverage nerd
popsicle aficionado
raised on commercials
cheese curls fan account
astros
very impish
music & beverage nerd
popsicle aficionado
raised on commercials
cheese curls fan account
astros
very impish
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There’s a beauty in the raw cold months that’s all its own. The lean pallet. The tiny flicks of life, and colour. The small plants that hang on. The fragility of small existences. Each one in its own way a miracle
December 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
There’s a beauty in the raw cold months that’s all its own. The lean pallet. The tiny flicks of life, and colour. The small plants that hang on. The fragility of small existences. Each one in its own way a miracle
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Found Darth’s hibernation hangout
Rolling into the office after a long holiday weekend like...
📷: Red panda Jasper by lead zookeeper Taylor S
📷: Red panda Jasper by lead zookeeper Taylor S
December 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Found Darth’s hibernation hangout
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Whenever i read about the cognition of evangelical faith spaces i remember they sing a sex song at gatherings because it has the word “Hallelujah” in it
December 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Whenever i read about the cognition of evangelical faith spaces i remember they sing a sex song at gatherings because it has the word “Hallelujah” in it
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Experienced a true bucket list item... visiting Goodison Park in Liverpool during the final season of men's football at the Grand Old Lady. #Everton
December 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Experienced a true bucket list item... visiting Goodison Park in Liverpool during the final season of men's football at the Grand Old Lady. #Everton
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Let’s see what I can do….
1. Snow in Houston and throughout the gulf coast back in January! My Cajun cousins were beside themselves with joy. People were doing cross country skiing in downtown!
1. Snow in Houston and throughout the gulf coast back in January! My Cajun cousins were beside themselves with joy. People were doing cross country skiing in downtown!
It would be easy & completely understandable to reflect on this year & only see all of the terrible things that occurred. I want to look back on all of the GOOD things everyone experienced. For December I plan to share one good thing every day that brought me joy this year. I encourage you to join
December 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Let’s see what I can do….
1. Snow in Houston and throughout the gulf coast back in January! My Cajun cousins were beside themselves with joy. People were doing cross country skiing in downtown!
1. Snow in Houston and throughout the gulf coast back in January! My Cajun cousins were beside themselves with joy. People were doing cross country skiing in downtown!
Day 1: Remembering a different kind of cold day with precipitation. A rare snow day for Houston!
#OneGoodThing
#OneGoodThing
December 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Day 1: Remembering a different kind of cold day with precipitation. A rare snow day for Houston!
#OneGoodThing
#OneGoodThing
Transitioning from Die Hard to White Christmas as the season demands
December 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Transitioning from Die Hard to White Christmas as the season demands
It would be easy & completely understandable to reflect on this year & only see all of the terrible things that occurred. I want to look back on all of the GOOD things everyone experienced. For December I plan to share one good thing every day that brought me joy this year. I encourage you to join
December 1, 2025 at 1:26 AM
It would be easy & completely understandable to reflect on this year & only see all of the terrible things that occurred. I want to look back on all of the GOOD things everyone experienced. For December I plan to share one good thing every day that brought me joy this year. I encourage you to join
For the second year in a row I put up all the outdoor Christmas lights without electrocuting myself please clap
December 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
For the second year in a row I put up all the outdoor Christmas lights without electrocuting myself please clap
What if we kissed at…
There should be a combination funeral/ice cream parlor.
November 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
What if we kissed at…
Whiskey and (tight) flannel season
November 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Whiskey and (tight) flannel season
I have discovered I can breathe better through my nose when I smile this is problematic
November 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I have discovered I can breathe better through my nose when I smile this is problematic
all my flannels “shrank” but I still have whiskey
Flannel and whiskey season, engage!
November 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
all my flannels “shrank” but I still have whiskey
And now I will call him Bro Jackson why haven’t I though of this before
Me, after being reminded it’s Bo Jackson’s birthday: “Oh hey I know someone who shares his birthday. Oh crap, it’s my brother.” 🫥
Anyway, thanks for saving my ass, Bluesky. I’ll go call him now
Anyway, thanks for saving my ass, Bluesky. I’ll go call him now
November 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
And now I will call him Bro Jackson why haven’t I though of this before
Me, after being reminded it’s Bo Jackson’s birthday: “Oh hey I know someone who shares his birthday. Oh crap, it’s my brother.” 🫥
Anyway, thanks for saving my ass, Bluesky. I’ll go call him now
Anyway, thanks for saving my ass, Bluesky. I’ll go call him now
November 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Me, after being reminded it’s Bo Jackson’s birthday: “Oh hey I know someone who shares his birthday. Oh crap, it’s my brother.” 🫥
Anyway, thanks for saving my ass, Bluesky. I’ll go call him now
Anyway, thanks for saving my ass, Bluesky. I’ll go call him now
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Just in case anyone is passively suicidal like I used to be — you’re awesome and worth fighting for. I wish it hadn’t taken me a cancer diagnosis and a year of grueling treatment to realize that.
November 30, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Just in case anyone is passively suicidal like I used to be — you’re awesome and worth fighting for. I wish it hadn’t taken me a cancer diagnosis and a year of grueling treatment to realize that.
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“I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane”
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
“I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane”
Look at this idiot
November 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Look at this idiot
Our king has returned
Almost time to put up the centerpiece of our holiday decor
November 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Our king has returned
I’m still laughing about this. The back of my stupid head is now archived on MLB dot com
#Astros
#Astros
Um, that’s me about to shake Josh’s hand lol
@booksandbows.bsky.social
@booksandbows.bsky.social
#Astros daily links November 28
Josh Hader shows he is a good guy off the field
www.mlb.com/astros/news/...
Josh Hader shows he is a good guy off the field
www.mlb.com/astros/news/...
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I’m still laughing about this. The back of my stupid head is now archived on MLB dot com
#Astros
#Astros
“I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane”
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
“I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane”
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November 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Hats are having a moment and I’m here for it
November 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Hats are having a moment and I’m here for it
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Texas A&M, believe it or not, used to provide hormones for trans students on campus. That was where I was able to blossom.
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Texas A&M, believe it or not, used to provide hormones for trans students on campus. That was where I was able to blossom.