(not so) Tiny Tim
@timspies.bsky.social
houston
music & beverage nerd
popsicle aficionado
raised on commercials
cheese curls fan account
astros
very impish
music & beverage nerd
popsicle aficionado
raised on commercials
cheese curls fan account
astros
very impish
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“I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane”
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
“I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane”
Look at this idiot
November 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Look at this idiot
Our king has returned
Almost time to put up the centerpiece of our holiday decor
November 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Our king has returned
I’m still laughing about this. The back of my stupid head is now archived on MLB dot com
#Astros
#Astros
Um, that’s me about to shake Josh’s hand lol
@booksandbows.bsky.social
@booksandbows.bsky.social
#Astros daily links November 28
Josh Hader shows he is a good guy off the field
www.mlb.com/astros/news/...
Josh Hader shows he is a good guy off the field
www.mlb.com/astros/news/...
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I’m still laughing about this. The back of my stupid head is now archived on MLB dot com
#Astros
#Astros
“I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane”
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
“I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane”
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November 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Hats are having a moment and I’m here for it
November 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Hats are having a moment and I’m here for it
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Texas A&M, believe it or not, used to provide hormones for trans students on campus. That was where I was able to blossom.
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Texas A&M, believe it or not, used to provide hormones for trans students on campus. That was where I was able to blossom.
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The problem with fetishizing the rule of law is that people have to break the law to resist fascism, state violence, and oppression. This has always been true, and is very much the case RIGHT NOW.
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The problem with fetishizing the rule of law is that people have to break the law to resist fascism, state violence, and oppression. This has always been true, and is very much the case RIGHT NOW.
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✨HOUSTON BOOKSTORE MAP!✨
Come discover your next great read and meet fellow book lovers today, Small Business Saturday!
We can't wait to see you, neighbors. buff.ly/MO4RCK5
Come discover your next great read and meet fellow book lovers today, Small Business Saturday!
We can't wait to see you, neighbors. buff.ly/MO4RCK5
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
✨HOUSTON BOOKSTORE MAP!✨
Come discover your next great read and meet fellow book lovers today, Small Business Saturday!
We can't wait to see you, neighbors. buff.ly/MO4RCK5
Come discover your next great read and meet fellow book lovers today, Small Business Saturday!
We can't wait to see you, neighbors. buff.ly/MO4RCK5
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Read this @pastemagazine.bsky.social article about “Muppet Family Christmas” and then go watch one of the best holiday specials ever
www.pastemagazine.com/tv/the-muppe...
www.pastemagazine.com/tv/the-muppe...
December 9, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Read this @pastemagazine.bsky.social article about “Muppet Family Christmas” and then go watch one of the best holiday specials ever
www.pastemagazine.com/tv/the-muppe...
www.pastemagazine.com/tv/the-muppe...
@cactusmusic.bsky.social Do y’all sell CD players?
November 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM
@cactusmusic.bsky.social Do y’all sell CD players?
Need to improve my ratio and shoot for at least one per post. Shit fuck damn
@timspies.bsky.social has swears! They've used 557 profanities in their last 5,287 posts.
🥇 "fuck" (88 times)
🥈 "shit" (81 times)
🥉 "hell" (54 times)
🥇 "fuck" (88 times)
🥈 "shit" (81 times)
🥉 "hell" (54 times)
November 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Need to improve my ratio and shoot for at least one per post. Shit fuck damn
Neko hates his morning coffee but he’s a little bitch without it
November 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Neko hates his morning coffee but he’s a little bitch without it
@profanity.accountant fine why the fuck not
November 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
@profanity.accountant fine why the fuck not
There’s leftover pie and I’m eating Halloween candy cuz I’m broken
November 29, 2025 at 4:37 AM
There’s leftover pie and I’m eating Halloween candy cuz I’m broken
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my favorite part about this game as a semi-local is UT's insistence that they DO NOT get weird about this game and proceed to lose their fucking minds the week of
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
my favorite part about this game as a semi-local is UT's insistence that they DO NOT get weird about this game and proceed to lose their fucking minds the week of
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
November 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
Um, that’s me about to shake Josh’s hand lol
@booksandbows.bsky.social
@booksandbows.bsky.social
#Astros daily links November 28
Josh Hader shows he is a good guy off the field
www.mlb.com/astros/news/...
Josh Hader shows he is a good guy off the field
www.mlb.com/astros/news/...
Hader, wife Maria continue to give back in Houston with toy drive
HOUSTON -- When Maria and Josh Hader decided to make Houston their full-time home following Josh's signing with the Astros prior to the 2024 season, the couple knew they wanted to make a positive diff...
www.mlb.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Um, that’s me about to shake Josh’s hand lol
@booksandbows.bsky.social
@booksandbows.bsky.social
I miss her already
November 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I miss her already
Going back to Ren Fest tomorrow probably gonna buy another sword you can’t stop me
November 28, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Going back to Ren Fest tomorrow probably gonna buy another sword you can’t stop me
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me quietly liking your thirst traps
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
me quietly liking your thirst traps
I am butter now
November 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I am butter now
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She came back by. LOOK AT THIS FACE
November 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
She came back by. LOOK AT THIS FACE
