Call me Nash
@callmenash.bsky.social
Husband and Dad. Lifelong Astros addict. Up the Moyes/Friedkin Toffees. Hook 'em Horns. Lover of wine, booze, and music. Just be nice and create joyful noise, but oppose Berzelius Windrip. He's awful.
Imma be in Memphis next week and will find a way to pay my respects to a man whose guitar and production abilities defined the sound of Memphis Soul and whose humanity helped integrate the South. What a musician. What a man. What a loss.
RIP, Steve Cropper.
RIP, Steve Cropper.
December 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Imma be in Memphis next week and will find a way to pay my respects to a man whose guitar and production abilities defined the sound of Memphis Soul and whose humanity helped integrate the South. What a musician. What a man. What a loss.
RIP, Steve Cropper.
RIP, Steve Cropper.
I never thought I'd have visual of a fat wolverine deep-throating a mushroom.
There may not be enough bleach for my eyes.
There may not be enough bleach for my eyes.
Ted Cruz: "Mr President, I think objectively on the merits, the case can be made that there's never been a president who has had a greater positive impact on the children of America than you have."
December 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I never thought I'd have visual of a fat wolverine deep-throating a mushroom.
There may not be enough bleach for my eyes.
There may not be enough bleach for my eyes.
After trials, the Allies lined up Nazis and executed them by firing squad for murdering people who might be able to run across the open ocean water.
Markwayne Mullin defends Hegseth: "If there was a second strike, it wouldn't be to just simply take out the survivors. It's because there was still a threat or opportunity for them to run."
December 2, 2025 at 2:49 PM
After trials, the Allies lined up Nazis and executed them by firing squad for murdering people who might be able to run across the open ocean water.
A bit of Tungsten Arm O'Doyle vibes.
Alperen Sengun last night:
✅ 31 PTS
✅ 14 AST
✅ 5 BLK
He's the first Rocket to record at least 30p/10a/5b in a game since the NBA began tracking blocks in 1973-74. The last NBA player to reach those marks was Dwyane Wade on Nov. 19, 2008.
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✅ 31 PTS
✅ 14 AST
✅ 5 BLK
He's the first Rocket to record at least 30p/10a/5b in a game since the NBA began tracking blocks in 1973-74. The last NBA player to reach those marks was Dwyane Wade on Nov. 19, 2008.
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December 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
A bit of Tungsten Arm O'Doyle vibes.
One might ask why failson Kushner is involved but then the follow up question would be to ask one, where the fuck have you been?
US envoy Witkoff and Jared Kushner have already met in Moscow with Kremlin envoy Dmitriev. In about 30 minutes, their talks with Putin are set to begin.
December 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
One might ask why failson Kushner is involved but then the follow up question would be to ask one, where the fuck have you been?
December 2, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Prior to tonight, the most points allowed by the #Rockets was to OKC on opening night in double overtime (125). Truly shit effort on D v the Jazz.
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Prior to tonight, the most points allowed by the #Rockets was to OKC on opening night in double overtime (125). Truly shit effort on D v the Jazz.
Durant missed 4 FGs in al of the last game. He's missed 5 already in Q1 tonight.
December 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Durant missed 4 FGs in al of the last game. He's missed 5 already in Q1 tonight.
Experienced a true bucket list item... visiting Goodison Park in Liverpool during the final season of men's football at the Grand Old Lady. #Everton
December 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Experienced a true bucket list item... visiting Goodison Park in Liverpool during the final season of men's football at the Grand Old Lady. #Everton
Why do I subject myself to sports blabbermouths onna teevee?
Booger McFarlane is a clown.
Booger McFarlane is a clown.
November 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Why do I subject myself to sports blabbermouths onna teevee?
Booger McFarlane is a clown.
Booger McFarlane is a clown.
Odds just went up that he's facing sex pest or financial charges (or both) in the very near future.
Nehls just announced he’s not seeking reelection
Nehls to Kash Patel: "I would say if Charlie Kirk lived in Biblical times, he'd have been the 13th disciple."
November 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Odds just went up that he's facing sex pest or financial charges (or both) in the very near future.
#Everton are stealing my joy. Too easy to defend us with no overlapping FBs and no striker. Midfield defense is a shambles with no Gana, Pickers flubbing one between his legs, and Keane doesn't see that Woltemade is strolling in the middle of the park unattended.
Bad half.
Bad half.
November 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
#Everton are stealing my joy. Too easy to defend us with no overlapping FBs and no striker. Midfield defense is a shambles with no Gana, Pickers flubbing one between his legs, and Keane doesn't see that Woltemade is strolling in the middle of the park unattended.
Bad half.
Bad half.
This is objectively hilarious cuz those of you who know me understand I use the most utilitarian word in the English language (fuck) at least a dozen times per day.
@callmenash.bsky.social has swears! They've used 181 profanities in their last 2,815 posts.
🥇 "balls" (23 times)
🥈 "crap" (20 times)
🥉 "shit" (16 times)
🥇 "balls" (23 times)
🥈 "crap" (20 times)
🥉 "shit" (16 times)
November 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
This is objectively hilarious cuz those of you who know me understand I use the most utilitarian word in the English language (fuck) at least a dozen times per day.
@profanity.accountant check my potty mouth, please. Given the state of things overall, it might be light. If so, I'll up my game.
November 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
@profanity.accountant check my potty mouth, please. Given the state of things overall, it might be light. If so, I'll up my game.
I feel bad for Aggie fans who behave well. Fuck the Aggie twats who ran their mouths all week and during this game. Especially those who attacked the school and people personally. Grow up.
Hook 'em!!
Hook 'em!!
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I feel bad for Aggie fans who behave well. Fuck the Aggie twats who ran their mouths all week and during this game. Especially those who attacked the school and people personally. Grow up.
Hook 'em!!
Hook 'em!!
My UNT alum son is a much more content fan than the rest of the family at the moment.
Go Mean Green!!!
Go Mean Green!!!
November 29, 2025 at 3:40 AM
My UNT alum son is a much more content fan than the rest of the family at the moment.
Go Mean Green!!!
Go Mean Green!!!
Anybody gloating or pissing on their team in this UT/A&M game is foolish. There's a shedload of time left.
November 29, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Anybody gloating or pissing on their team in this UT/A&M game is foolish. There's a shedload of time left.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen.
Townes Van Zandt
The Who
Buddy Guy
Lucinda Williams
Richard Thompson
Townes Van Zandt
The Who
Buddy Guy
Lucinda Williams
Richard Thompson
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Metallica
No Doubt
The Chicks
Charlie Robinson
Kylie Minogue
Metallica
No Doubt
The Chicks
Charlie Robinson
Kylie Minogue
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Paul McCartney
Beach Boys (without Brian Wilson)
Childish Gambino
Guided by Voices
The Fiery Furnaces
Paul McCartney
Beach Boys (without Brian Wilson)
Childish Gambino
Guided by Voices
The Fiery Furnaces
November 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen.
Townes Van Zandt
The Who
Buddy Guy
Lucinda Williams
Richard Thompson
Townes Van Zandt
The Who
Buddy Guy
Lucinda Williams
Richard Thompson
2nd and 11, Arch evades the rush and there's all kinds of running room ahead of him. Instead, he throws it into the ground in the end zone.
Take what they give you, kid.
Take what they give you, kid.
November 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
2nd and 11, Arch evades the rush and there's all kinds of running room ahead of him. Instead, he throws it into the ground in the end zone.
Take what they give you, kid.
Take what they give you, kid.
Not an Aggie fan by any stretch, but hate to see this happen to Reed.
November 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Not an Aggie fan by any stretch, but hate to see this happen to Reed.
Pretty sure there was more contact on Wingo than there was on the punt return... 🤣🤣
November 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Pretty sure there was more contact on Wingo than there was on the punt return... 🤣🤣
UNT's Drew Mestemaker is a great story and a lot of fun to watch. Sad that he's likely gone, but it will be fascinating to see how he performs at Okie Light (or other big school) next year.
November 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
UNT's Drew Mestemaker is a great story and a lot of fun to watch. Sad that he's likely gone, but it will be fascinating to see how he performs at Okie Light (or other big school) next year.
No disrespect to fans/alums, but watching Ole Miss and MSU, and some blabbermouth just referred to LSU as a top-3 job in college football.
I asked wifey if we can go back to watching with the audio muted.
I asked wifey if we can go back to watching with the audio muted.
November 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
No disrespect to fans/alums, but watching Ole Miss and MSU, and some blabbermouth just referred to LSU as a top-3 job in college football.
I asked wifey if we can go back to watching with the audio muted.
I asked wifey if we can go back to watching with the audio muted.
12 rebounds in 18 minutes for Capela. Killing GS on the boards is the only thing keeping the Rockets in the game. It has led to HOU taking 18 more shots than the Warriors thru 3.
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
12 rebounds in 18 minutes for Capela. Killing GS on the boards is the only thing keeping the Rockets in the game. It has led to HOU taking 18 more shots than the Warriors thru 3.