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eggs @thewetmale.bsky.social · Jan 28

Primus performing My Name Is Mud live but it’s actually My Name Is Eggs

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 3h

When you think of it, gaslighting is problematic and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper accelerationist movement should seek to abolish it.

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Pup Fiction @pupfiction.bsky.social · 2h

Seen on a toilet cubicle wall today in Canberra
#auspol

Toilet wall with graffiti with ‘For a disappointing time call Anthony on…’ with the phone number covered up

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eggs @thewetmale.bsky.social · 13h

Listening to K.D. Lang’s All You Can Eat

eggs @thewetmale.bsky.social · 1d

Credit to Polly from True Bloods for highlighting how nice it is that Chloe kicked her 75th goal in her 69th game. #GoSwans #Bloods www.instagram.com/reel/DPuiF1-...

Sydney Swans AFLW (@sydneyswansaflw) • Instagram reel

Witness the incredible moment Chloe Molloy scores her 75th goal in a heart-stopping Sydney football match. From the opening minutes to the final whistle, our expert commentary and highlights will keep...

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Fiona Katauskas @fionakatauskas.bsky.social · 1d

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? Reynolds is a monster. Utterly ghastly person.

Vaxatious Litigant 💉 @exposingnv.bsky.social · 1d

Linda Reynolds launches bankruptcy proceedings against Brittany Higgins

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eggs @thewetmale.bsky.social · 1d

nice

eggs @thewetmale.bsky.social · 1d

Malcolm Turnbull’s infrastructure legacy is incredible. Hard to imagine being that self-assured about anything really.

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Snowy 2.0 cost blowouts might be OK if the scheme stored power more cheaply than batteries. But it won’t

As the cost of Snowy 2.0 rises yet again, defenders claim the scheme can store energy cheaper than batteries. But this doesn’t stack up.

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eggs @thewetmale.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t recall anyone making couscous in a pressure cooker but that is the exact type of thing my mates would’ve done when we were running around putting on squatted raves.

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 1d

In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”

Members of the force's sports squad, responsible
- among other tasks - for policing the 170 miles of tunnels, caves, galleries and catacombs that underlie large parts of Paris, stumbled on the complex while on a training exercise beneath the Palais de Chaillot, across the Seine from the Eiffel Tower.
After entering the network through a drain next to the Trocadero, the officers came across a tarpaulin marked: Building site, No access.
Behind that, a tunnel held a desk and a closed-circuit TV camera set to automatically record images of anyone passing. The mechanism also triggered a tape of dogs barking, "clearly designed to frighten people off," the spokesman said.
Further along, the tunnel opened into a vast 400 sq metre cave some 18m underground, "like an underground amphitheatre, with terraces cut into the rock and chairs".

There the police found a full-sized cinema screen, projection equipment, and tapes of a wide variety of films, including 1950s film noir classics and more recent thrillers. None of the films were banned or even offensive, the spokesman said.
A smaller cave next door had been turned into an informal restaurant and bar. "There were bottles of whisky and other spirits behind a bar, tables and chairs, a pressure-cooker for making couscous," the spokesman said.
"The whole thing ran off a professionally installed electricity system and there were at least three phone lines down there."
Three days later, when the police returned accompanied by experts from the French electricity board to see where the power was coming from, the phone and electricity lines had been cut and a note was lying in the middle of the floor: "Do not," it said, "try to find us."

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Mel Campbell @incrediblemelk.bsky.social · 1d

Important thread on how Abbott thinks the racist vibes straight from his own raw onion are more reliable than the First Nations oral histories extensively backed up by white science

Dr Ingrid M @ingridm.bsky.social · 1d

poor old Tony Abbott is on the public broadcaster dismissing the oldest and longest continuous oral histories in the history of humanity as “hearsay” how’s your morning going.

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Dr Ingrid M @ingridm.bsky.social · 1d

poor old Tony Abbott is on the public broadcaster dismissing the oldest and longest continuous oral histories in the history of humanity as “hearsay” how’s your morning going.

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eggs @thewetmale.bsky.social · 1d

And you wonder why Albo is doing less than the bare minimum.

CAMERON WILSON @cameronwilson.bsky.social · 1d

Senator Henderson to Yahoo: "You're displaying on your front page... a photo which looks like a woman exposing her buttocks. Then when you go into it, you see that those are two. bald heads in front of the woman... Can I ask you to explain why this is on your front page?"

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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 2d

Maybe our PM should take note of the reaction to the singing of the US national anthem in Perth. Him and his government need to read the room and get Australia away from those fascist lunatics.

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endora bullshit @endora-bullshit.bsky.social · 2d

death at the claw machine

IS WOODY ALLEN EVEN IN THIS THING

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eggs @thewetmale.bsky.social · 3d

I miss REAL Journalists

Rob Sitch, Jane Kennedy, and Tiriel Mora posing as their characters from the TV show Frontline

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Daniel Harper @danielharper.bsky.social · 3d

The left has stolen the frog meme. This is pretty great.

Pride Was A Riot, Sacramento @pridewasariot.bsky.social · 3d

Now with #AltText

A black background has white text at the top that says “amphifa.” Two flags over each other, common antifa flags, have a black flag and a green one. An image of a green frog facing left with a blue ascot sits on the black flag. Circling the flags is the text, “amphibians against fascism.”

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eggs @thewetmale.bsky.social · 3d

@miq.moe

eggs @thewetmale.bsky.social · 3d

“Shut the fuck up, Matt” - Scut

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eggs @thewetmale.bsky.social · 3d

How can you be a senior Politics™️ journo in Australia if you can’t write Lab vs Lib stories and how can you write Lab vs Lib stories if the LNP is irrelevant? Something must be done.

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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 3d

holy shit i flew over it as it happened!

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Maureen Jice @jane.meangirls.online · 3d

the freaking Portland protest frog is warming up in the pen

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 3d

in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa

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Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 3d

VLADIMIR: Well? Shall we score a run?
ESTRAGON: Yes. Let's.

They do not score.

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eggs @thewetmale.bsky.social · 3d

Not sure that would help in this stadium

eggs @thewetmale.bsky.social · 3d

They should do that but so we get to see the Yankees get crushed by the Blue Jays again.