marx scherzer
@theskeetsguy.bsky.social
Professional babadook/graph maker.︙Never "mad" "online."︙Reflecting pool duck lover︙Bad (all) opinions are mine︙she/her
Reposted by marx scherzer
I would like to bring over my theory for solving America’s deadly roads. I call it the “Gay Truck Rule” and it would save thousands of lives every year.
December 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I would like to bring over my theory for solving America’s deadly roads. I call it the “Gay Truck Rule” and it would save thousands of lives every year.
Reposted by marx scherzer
I think people are trying to apply cultural scripts that don't fit the facts. Nuzzi isn't a victim of RFK or Lizza. She was the agent of the wrongdoing at play here and faced basically zero consequences (a year off, a book deal, a Vanity Fair gig). This isn't an Unfairly Maligned Woman story.
December 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I think people are trying to apply cultural scripts that don't fit the facts. Nuzzi isn't a victim of RFK or Lizza. She was the agent of the wrongdoing at play here and faced basically zero consequences (a year off, a book deal, a Vanity Fair gig). This isn't an Unfairly Maligned Woman story.
Reposted by marx scherzer
Pardon me, but *holy shit* chicago.suntimes.com/the-watchdog...
December 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Pardon me, but *holy shit* chicago.suntimes.com/the-watchdog...
Reposted by marx scherzer
Prison for Bovino and friends is the moderate position.
Bovino, the man overseeing mass deportations, publicly declared that we must all have our papers on us, at all times, or we could be stopped, harassed, kidnapped, and detained, as they did with the man in this case, who is a US citizen.
December 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Prison for Bovino and friends is the moderate position.
Reposted by marx scherzer
Reposted by marx scherzer
my favorite reaction to this was "what if i need to flee an emergency"
December 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
my favorite reaction to this was "what if i need to flee an emergency"
Reposted by marx scherzer
it's actually kinda funny in a way to get to the finish line of curing cancer and having the government go eh you know what. never mind
A tiny trial in New York has shown that personalized mRNA vaccines can provoke massive, lasting immune responses against pancreatic cancer, even as sweeping federal cuts now threaten the fragile labs required to produce them.
theintellectualistofficial.substack.com/p/a-breakthr...
theintellectualistofficial.substack.com/p/a-breakthr...
December 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
it's actually kinda funny in a way to get to the finish line of curing cancer and having the government go eh you know what. never mind
Reposted by marx scherzer
There are Lori Lightfoots everywhere for those with the eyes to see
December 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
There are Lori Lightfoots everywhere for those with the eyes to see
Reposted by marx scherzer
Now now
Who amongst us *hasn’t* put millions of people’s health in jeopardy because we were horny
Who amongst us *hasn’t* put millions of people’s health in jeopardy because we were horny
December 13, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Now now
Who amongst us *hasn’t* put millions of people’s health in jeopardy because we were horny
Who amongst us *hasn’t* put millions of people’s health in jeopardy because we were horny
Reposted by marx scherzer
she doesn't *have* a support system, she's part of a group of reactionary hashtag content creators who are all in to-the-death zero sum competition with one another and who are all incapable of empathizing with one another as humans
This lady is not ok ... which tbf is to be expected several months after her husband's murder. But ... uh ... where is her support system to talk her out of doing this stuff?
December 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
she doesn't *have* a support system, she's part of a group of reactionary hashtag content creators who are all in to-the-death zero sum competition with one another and who are all incapable of empathizing with one another as humans
Reposted by marx scherzer
It is literally life and death if you speed
December 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
It is literally life and death if you speed
Reposted by marx scherzer
shoutout to the crowd that insisted it was a political loser to stand up for abrego garcia’s rights
Kilmar Abrego Garcia, an ordinary man, has defeated the great might of the US Government
Kilmar Abrego Garcia is free. every bit of cruelty, boasting, slander, and persecution was for absolutely fucking nothing.
December 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
shoutout to the crowd that insisted it was a political loser to stand up for abrego garcia’s rights
Reposted by marx scherzer
i think one thing to remember about the republicans trump picked to lead his government is that most of them are below replacement level as politicians
MAGAZINER: Will you thank Mr Brown for his service to our country?
NOEM: Thank you Mr Brown
M: Now what explanation can there be for locking up his wife for months when she has committed no crime other than writing a couple bad checks for $80
NOEM: It's not my job to pick which laws get enforced
NOEM: Thank you Mr Brown
M: Now what explanation can there be for locking up his wife for months when she has committed no crime other than writing a couple bad checks for $80
NOEM: It's not my job to pick which laws get enforced
December 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
i think one thing to remember about the republicans trump picked to lead his government is that most of them are below replacement level as politicians
Reposted by marx scherzer
It’s too delicious
December 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
It’s too delicious
Reposted by marx scherzer
Whoa hold up, a healthcare system where the wealthy get better healthcare? I’m not following you Mark this is all strange to me.
Are you ok with rich people having access to the most expensive doctors and hospitals and you don't because the gov won't pay for it or they opted out of the Universal care program ?
Do you think it's right for doctors and nurses to only work for what they think is a living wage ?
Do you think it's right for doctors and nurses to only work for what they think is a living wage ?
December 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Whoa hold up, a healthcare system where the wealthy get better healthcare? I’m not following you Mark this is all strange to me.
Reposted by marx scherzer
you'll spend your entire life thinking "that's not her, not really" and pushing the thought away. you'll never truly grieve. you'll become attached to a simulacrum, something that isn't your grandmother & never was; it will eventually replace her in your memory. you will live in hell before you die
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
you'll spend your entire life thinking "that's not her, not really" and pushing the thought away. you'll never truly grieve. you'll become attached to a simulacrum, something that isn't your grandmother & never was; it will eventually replace her in your memory. you will live in hell before you die
Reposted by marx scherzer
Reposted by marx scherzer
I’ve gotten a ton of ridiculous, hateful, insane, etc. DMs from Nick Fuentes fans after I posted this video, but this interaction takes the cake:
December 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I’ve gotten a ton of ridiculous, hateful, insane, etc. DMs from Nick Fuentes fans after I posted this video, but this interaction takes the cake:
Reposted by marx scherzer
Reposted by marx scherzer
Pencils, steel, and dolls: the three pillars of the modern economy
Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
December 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Pencils, steel, and dolls: the three pillars of the modern economy
Reposted by marx scherzer
My god doing all this shit is so fucking corny. I'm sorry it sucks. Just because you can kill everybody doesn't mean you're not a fucking loser. Sliding down the ropes like that for nothing. Woooooo! Fuck out of here.
December 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
My god doing all this shit is so fucking corny. I'm sorry it sucks. Just because you can kill everybody doesn't mean you're not a fucking loser. Sliding down the ropes like that for nothing. Woooooo! Fuck out of here.
Reposted by marx scherzer
As Trump drags us into an Iraq-style war in Venezuela, 312 members of the House — including 115 Democrats — just voted to authorize over $900 billion in military spending.
December 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
As Trump drags us into an Iraq-style war in Venezuela, 312 members of the House — including 115 Democrats — just voted to authorize over $900 billion in military spending.
Reposted by marx scherzer
its cool how this article reads to anyone sane as "estranged father harassing his son who clearly doesn't want him in his life" but unfortunately it's the times, so the target audience is adolf hitler
December 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
its cool how this article reads to anyone sane as "estranged father harassing his son who clearly doesn't want him in his life" but unfortunately it's the times, so the target audience is adolf hitler
Reposted by marx scherzer
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE