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caramia5.bsky.social
Cara
@caramia5.bsky.social
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Writing, reading, lawyering, and an unhealthy amount of movie watching. Reposts do not mean endorsement (LOL of course they do).
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Cara @caramia5.bsky.social · Jan 8
“You can resolve to live your life with integrity. Let your credo be this: Let the lie come into the world, let it even triumph. But not through me.”
Solzhenitsyn
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Cara @caramia5.bsky.social · 7h
Radu is clearly getting a stiff back from sleeping in that coffin, no wonder he's so cranky.

#FullMoonFrights
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Cara @caramia5.bsky.social · 7h
Stefan needs to rustle up some cute friends for Lillian and Mara, too.

#FullMoonFrights
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Cara @caramia5.bsky.social · 7h
The scampering about adorably is really taking me out of the fact that this is supposed to be scary

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Cara @caramia5.bsky.social · 7h
Ok, first of all ... haircuts for everyone in this family, I insist.

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Cara @caramia5.bsky.social · 8h
Although, had he been live vlogging his experience, help probably would have come sooner lol

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Cara @caramia5.bsky.social · 8h
Yeah that was nuts. Is that typically how spouses send each other messages in her experience, through random cockney children?

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Cara @caramia5.bsky.social · 8h
Dammit Gerda
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Cara @caramia5.bsky.social · 8h
I think it is hard at this point to do something fresh and new with the vampire concept, to be fair.
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Cara @caramia5.bsky.social · 8h
I felt like he and Lily Rose Depp were acting their little hearts out but there was just nothing much to their characters or the story. 🤷‍♀️
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Cara @caramia5.bsky.social · 8h
Van Helsing's "Oh FFS" face when he found Harker in vampire form made me LOL

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Cara @caramia5.bsky.social · 8h
My hottest take is that I found everyone in the latest Nosferatu boring ... most particularly Nosferatu himself

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Cara @caramia5.bsky.social · 8h
I'm starting this almost an hour late, but already Jonathan is hilariously boring.

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Cara @caramia5.bsky.social · 11h
This could get very interesting and hilarious for those lawyers who use Chat GPT to write their briefs and then don't bother to proof read them.
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Cara @caramia5.bsky.social · 12h
What does the politically correct siren sound like, I'm curious now ...
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Cara @caramia5.bsky.social · 13h
It’s been very hard to take that a huge percentage of the population has basically said “nah we don’t care about sexism at all, let the rapist run the country.”
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Cara @caramia5.bsky.social · 15h
Damn you purple marble
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Cara @caramia5.bsky.social · 15h
Objectively it is a hilariously terrible picture of him.
But anyone with half a brain would just shut up about that and focus on the glowing description of him in text.
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Cara @caramia5.bsky.social · 15h
a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits on a bus with the words " chuckles i 'm in danger " below him
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Cara @caramia5.bsky.social · 16h
No voting, no protests, no brunch … these people don’t like anything
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Cara @caramia5.bsky.social · 1d
list was going so well and then ...
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Cara @caramia5.bsky.social · 1d
Mills has done nothing to be compared to Cuomo or Spitzer.

I get people not thinking she should win the primary, or having concerns about her age, but this is just a smear campaign at this point. And it will backfire on Platner if his supporters encourage this nastiness.
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Cara @caramia5.bsky.social · 1d
wut?!
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Cara @caramia5.bsky.social · 2d
A character that actually confronts their behavior and failings and works to change is a good redemption arc. The sloppily written or totally unbelievable ones are the ones that grate.
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Cara @caramia5.bsky.social · 2d
Even a stopped clock (who is also a maniac who fights everyone including her own party leadership) is occasionally right 🤣
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Cara @caramia5.bsky.social · 2d
Might have to replace them with officers who aren’t whiny piss babies crying to Bari Weiss.
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