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"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
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Hegseth needs to be in jail for the rest of his life, and that’s the moderate option.
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Hegseth needs to be in jail for the rest of his life, and that’s the moderate option.
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I do miss making out and meaning it.
November 27, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I do miss making out and meaning it.
One Headlight
open.spotify.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The Way
open.spotify.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Just tea like always. Golden Yunnan, to be specific.
I just feel like some of y’all already started holiday dranking.
What’s in that cup, Friend?
What’s in that cup, Friend?
November 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Just tea like always. Golden Yunnan, to be specific.
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Let them buy their own insurance in the ACA market.
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Let them buy their own insurance in the ACA market.
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Fuck it, remove health coverage for ALL elected officials.
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Fuck it, remove health coverage for ALL elected officials.
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If accountants are even bringing up the word "Enron" in ANY way, that is a flashing red alert that the books aren't just cooked, but sauteed, flambeed, baked, broiled and burned.
November 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
If accountants are even bringing up the word "Enron" in ANY way, that is a flashing red alert that the books aren't just cooked, but sauteed, flambeed, baked, broiled and burned.
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Any time a company feels compelled to say they're "not Enron" that's a sure sign that they are absolutely, positively, 100% Enron.
Been wondering about this exact thing for months, and not just with Nvidia. None of the numbers work; the revenues don't come close to the wild-ass valuations anyway, and the whole thing is a self-dealing ouroboros of like a half-dozen companies buying and selling to each other.
November 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Any time a company feels compelled to say they're "not Enron" that's a sure sign that they are absolutely, positively, 100% Enron.
I think I need to get a massage tomorrow.
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I think I need to get a massage tomorrow.
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Any time corporate executives are in a room together and don't know they're being recorded, the transcript is like: "Christ, I hate our customers. We're agreed that we all hate our customers? Let's lie to the IRS, criminally. Did I mention the Holocaust never happened? Put more lead in our soda."
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Any time corporate executives are in a room together and don't know they're being recorded, the transcript is like: "Christ, I hate our customers. We're agreed that we all hate our customers? Let's lie to the IRS, criminally. Did I mention the Holocaust never happened? Put more lead in our soda."
For what? She ain't do shit.
eldest daughters deserve reparations.
November 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
For what? She ain't do shit.
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Good morning 🌞
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Good morning 🌞
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WASHINGTON (AP) — Judge dismisses cases against James Comey and Letitia James after finding that prosecutor was illegally appointed.
November 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
WASHINGTON (AP) — Judge dismisses cases against James Comey and Letitia James after finding that prosecutor was illegally appointed.
Where the hell is @uhhuhhoney.bsky.social ?
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Where the hell is @uhhuhhoney.bsky.social ?
I got through my darkest time this way. I was lick, my luck is so bad that this is probably my fate if I try.
tw: suicide
one form of suicide prevention for me is reading about forms of suicide that failed and thinking about having to live thru the medical complications
one form of suicide prevention for me is reading about forms of suicide that failed and thinking about having to live thru the medical complications
November 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I got through my darkest time this way. I was lick, my luck is so bad that this is probably my fate if I try.
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tw: suicide
one form of suicide prevention for me is reading about forms of suicide that failed and thinking about having to live thru the medical complications
one form of suicide prevention for me is reading about forms of suicide that failed and thinking about having to live thru the medical complications
November 23, 2025 at 5:24 AM
tw: suicide
one form of suicide prevention for me is reading about forms of suicide that failed and thinking about having to live thru the medical complications
one form of suicide prevention for me is reading about forms of suicide that failed and thinking about having to live thru the medical complications
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There’s a saying I always come back to. Cooking is an art. Baking is a science. You gotta stick to the rules when baking lol. Time, temp, ingredients, STICK TO THE RULES.
Most of the errors from baking come from not paying attention.
People usually don’t check on their food.
Organize and measure their ingredients. Read the recipe properly.
Or check for heat spots in their oven. Have a thermometer in the oven so you can make sure the inside & outside temps match
People usually don’t check on their food.
Organize and measure their ingredients. Read the recipe properly.
Or check for heat spots in their oven. Have a thermometer in the oven so you can make sure the inside & outside temps match
People really can’t bake and I always forget that baking includes simple shit like cornbread. If it goes in the oven it’s being baked. When I see folks fucking up the simple shit, I just want them to never step foot in a kitchen again.
November 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
There’s a saying I always come back to. Cooking is an art. Baking is a science. You gotta stick to the rules when baking lol. Time, temp, ingredients, STICK TO THE RULES.
What should I do today?
November 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
What should I do today?
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I like to take care of other people because it heals the part of me that badly needed to be taken care of.
Unfortunately it also often backfires on me and people take advantage of my kindness.
Unfortunately it also often backfires on me and people take advantage of my kindness.
November 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I like to take care of other people because it heals the part of me that badly needed to be taken care of.
Unfortunately it also often backfires on me and people take advantage of my kindness.
Unfortunately it also often backfires on me and people take advantage of my kindness.