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Guybrush SkeetRoops
@theroops.bsky.social
We're over here now.
No one to be mad at but themselves.
December 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
You can see their shadow wandering off somewhere
Won't make it home
But they really don't care
They wanted the highway
They're happier there today
November 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Reposted by Guybrush SkeetRoops
Let them buy their own insurance in the ACA market.
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Imagine posting about how bad a bitch you are all day and then shutting down because someone shows you legitimate care. Couldn't be me. Bring that appreciation right over here.
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
You and me both. I never had patience for games but now that I'm doing the work in therapy they seem even more unappealing to me. Tired of dating baddies with all the emotional maturity of a circus clown.
November 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Fucking avoidants...
November 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Reposted by Guybrush SkeetRoops
If accountants are even bringing up the word "Enron" in ANY way, that is a flashing red alert that the books aren't just cooked, but sauteed, flambeed, baked, broiled and burned.
November 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
No worries, it's a quiet week.
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Where in the hell is @uhhuhhoney.bsky.social ? but sung to the tune of Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM